Chapter 1854. Rebellious System 28
Chapter 1854. Rebellious System 28
Yang Jian: "How did you come up with this theory?"
Han Zifeng said calmly: "My family's avenue was opened to me, and I am also a temporary worker."
Yang Jian complained: "How many temporary jobs have you done?"
Zi Feng complained: "Well, in the Three Realms and Six Paths, I really did a lot of temporary jobs. The point is, if I'm given a small position, no one would be so blind, so they just give it to me. Anyway, I usually don't care about it."
Everyone was speechless again. Okay, okay, just have fun. The Yellow Eyebrow King had been taken down. Zi Feng thought for a moment and asked, "What can we get if we cut him into pieces?"
Yang Jian complained: "Corpse parts." After thinking about it, he added: "Human corpse parts." Everyone nodded.
Zi Feng added: "Then don't bother cutting it into pieces, just kill it directly. Speed, speed, speed."
Don't mention it, killing people is a job that can be done very quickly, so when Maitreya Buddha came, he not only got nothing, but also lost a fairy boy and two magic weapons. The smiling monk was so angry, but what could he say? He couldn't say anything.
The group of people continued to move forward to the country of Flowing Sand. There was another big rat here, the sand rat that didn't blow air. Looking at the rat blowing the wind, she said calmly: "Xiaohong, go back and call your mother over. This one must be beaten with a palm leaf fan. Each of you will have a wind-fixing bead."
Red Boy questioned: "No, where did you get the Wind-Fixing Bead?"
Zi Feng replied: "I robbed them. Bodhisattvas often have one or two of these beads." That's right, they were all robbed from Guanyin. Most of the magic weapons in his hands were obtained from other Bodhisattvas, so naturally he had all kinds of things.
Red Boy also took a wind-fixing bead and ran to greet his mother. They also learned about the so-called Quicksand Kingdom from the people. The initial situation was that the sea monsters were causing trouble, and the monks took action to control it. The Quicksand Kingdom began to build temples and believe in Buddhism. Its original name was the Golden Buddha Kingdom.
But the emperor of that time could tolerate the divine power being greater than the imperial power, so the destruction of Buddhism was put on the agenda. The king here issued a decree to ban Buddhism, removed the Buddha's face, and changed the country's name to the Kingdom of Sakhara. The king's action naturally angered the Buddha who helped him, so how could he be good?
Lingji Bodhisattva was ordered to punish the ignorant king. As a result, the whole Liusha Kingdom was in a dilemma. They used the sacred drum to offset the sound of the waves, and the 蜜補 would appear and cause trouble to the people. Then, the Yellow Wind Monster happened to pass by here and helped the Liusha Kingdom get rid of the 蜜補. Then he was appointed as the national teacher by the king and issued the order to respect the rat.
It was difficult for the three princes to reach a consensus, so one of them wanted to revoke the rat-respecting order, which made Lingji Bodhisattva angry, so he used the name of the Yellow Wind Monster to turn all the people of Shali into rat spirits. The Yellow Wind Monster also went to the Yellow Wind Ridge to make it his lair.
After synthesizing this information, Zi Feng's first words were: "Why do I feel that Lingji Bodhisattva is so mean? How about stabbing him? Even if it were the emperor, he wouldn't allow the sect to be so arrogant."
Sun Wukong: "Just tell me how to do it?"
Zi Feng also thought about how to deal with this matter. However, it would be a bit hard not to deal with Lingji Bodhisattva because he was so mean. Zi Feng said gloomily, "Lingji, we must ask him to report to Ksitigarbha. As for the rat that was blown by the wind, if you can save it, save it. If you can't save it, chop it up and put it in the pot. As for the rat that turned into a human here, what do you think, Yang Laoer and Monkey?"
Yang Jian gave a very reasonable solution: "Kill Lingji, and the people here will be able to change back to normal. After all, all the problems here are Lingji's problems."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "Also, check what's in the sea over there, Nezha, prepare it, and bring it back for a snack if it's edible."
What a group of people can say: Great, this method fits their way of doing things.
When Princess Iron Fan came over, Red Boy asked curiously, "Where is Nezha?"
Zi Feng said calmly: "He went to the sea to find trouble. Don't worry, don't worry. He is more ruthless than a dragon underwater."
Princess Tieshan asked, "Why did you ask me to come?"
Zi Feng said calmly: "Yang Lao Er, Monkey Brother, you two follow Princess Iron Fan and go find Lingji's bad luck."
Sun Wukong asked: "Where is the rat spirit here?"
Zi Feng said calmly: "Isn't there still a fake monkey? Even if he is not very good, it won't be difficult for him to hold on until you guys come back."
Six-eared Macaque: "No, I'm very strong!"
Several people glanced at each other, and the six-eared macaque was so angry. Zi Feng said with disdain: "Well, stop talking nonsense, and start working quickly. Clean up, clean up, while no one is watching, hurry up."
This time Lingji Bodhisattva came quite quickly, but when he saw Yang Jian, Princess Iron Fan, Red Boy, Bull Demon King, and Sun Wukong coming to greet him, he nodded immediately. Lingji Bodhisattva bowed and asked, "How many of you?"
Sun Wukong calmly said, "Beat him!" Several people were not polite and started to beat him up. Lingji Bodhisattva did it, and was eliminated by a group of people without even a squeak. Then a group of people happily looted Lingji Bodhisattva's treasures. As a guy who specialized in making wind-fixing beads, Zi Feng took all the wind-fixing beads from his hand and said to Sun Wukong, "Monkey, be a courier, give this stuff to your master and make wind-fixing beads."
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and consulted Bodhi Patriarch, who was speechless. He asked, "What did you do to Lingji?"
Sun Wukong happily replied, "Sister, do you want him to customize the Wind-Fixing Bead?"
Patriarch Bodhi asked in surprise: "And then?"
Sun Wukong replied: "I am trapped in the temple and making wind-fixing beads. I just think this guy deserves a beating."
Patriarch Bodhi happily took back Lingji. Zi Feng patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said, "You are a really good master. You can give him anything."
Sun Wukong asked doubtfully, "What if Tathagata asks my master for help?"
Zi Feng calmly replied, "Just give him some more money." Everyone nodded. Forget it, let it be. Anyway, the gods and Buddhas in the sky can't do anything about it, so let them figure out the follow-up themselves.
As for the Yellow Wind Monster, seeing that Lingji Bodhisattva had been sold, what could he say? He was decisive and knelt down to beg for shelter. Bang bang bang bang! A group of people didn't have any ideas about the Yellow Wind Monster, so they directly joined the Monster King's team and took care of the little monsters under him. The Yellow Wind Monster really didn't dare to say anything nonsense, he really had no choice.
The group continued to move forward, and they soon came to a place called Qi Jue Mountain. Zi Feng calmly pushed Sun Wukong and said, "Two monkeys, go ahead. There should be a big snake ahead. Catch it and bring it back for dinner."
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