Chapter 2243. Multiverse Chat Group System 1
Chapter 2243. Multiverse Chat Group System 1
Having decided to leave, Han Zifeng called out to First in the Origin Group: "First, let's retreat. Next one, how's that system doing this time?"
First answer: "Novel system, huh? Well, how should I put it? The hardware is fine, it's just that the personality is a bit off. After formatting it, I had someone test it, and the personality is still pretty bad."
Zi Feng quipped, "Is it possible that your so-called individuality is actually part of a Trojan program?"
The first person, looking horrified, asked, "Wait, what do you mean?"
Zi Feng calmly said, "If we downgrade you from ten dimensions to a two-dimensional state, then your so-called individuality is just a point that needs patching, right? The reason you can't patch it now is not because the bug is stubborn, but because your cleanup software needs to improve its cleanup sources."
First: "Why do I suddenly feel that this makes sense? Okay, let's upgrade it."
Zi Feng was speechless, truly speechless! But since things had already come to this, Zi Feng decided to ignore it and re-enter the new world. Then she heard: "Ding, you have bound to the Multiverse Chat Group System and are rewarded with a newbie gift pack."
Zi Feng curiously opened the chat group and took a look. All she could say was, "Hmm, this is really out of touch with reality. What kind of people are these?" For example: "The True Heiress Who Could Fall Over in the Wind," "Super Saiyan Kamarquis," "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong," "Wishing Dragon," "Doraemon," "Unhappy Dream"... They all seemed very bizarre, and the only things that came to mind were Japanese anime.
Zi Feng and his group asked, "Are you from the Japanese version?"
The Multiverse Chat Group system replied: "Yes, yes, this Multiverse is a hybrid version."
Zi Feng looked at her newbie gift pack: 5 random custom worlds.
She calmly said, "People from five custom worlds: Investiture of the Gods, Journey to the West, the Harry Potter world, the Lich War, and the Battle of the Deer."
Multiverse Chat Group System: "Hint: You can randomly select five people. Random selection will be made according to your requirements."
Zi Feng replied, "The Monkey King Sun Wukong, the one who made havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Yang Jian, Nezha, Snape, and the Six-Eared Macaque. Yay!"
The Multiverse Chat Group System couldn't help but complain: "Are you trying to start a rebellious group?"
Zifeng replied, "Mhm."
What can the Multiverse Chat Group System say? It makes arrangements. So, Zi Feng looked at the three designated people appearing in the group and happily took out a letter and said, "Great Dao, Great Dao, join a group, the Multiverse Chat Group System, the Multiverse Chat Group."
After adding Da Dao, he asked, "Why are you calling this group?"
Zi Feng replied, "Show off the big shots!" Everyone was speechless. Zi Feng added again, "By the way, invite Uncle Jiang Chen and my ex-boyfriend too, and invite Laozi, Tongtian Jiaozhu, Fuxi, Nuwa, and that'll be about right."
Dao Dao: "No, why did you call Nuwa in?"
Zi Feng replied, "We need a normal version to set the tone." Da Dao didn't waste any words, bringing in a Heavenly Dao, and then arranging for the others, including Hou Tu, to come over.
Zi Feng asked again, "Since they are different civilizations, should we create one group, or should various groups appear according to the civilization?" She released her divine sense to take a look. This was modern society. She asked, "This is modern society. How do we materialize those surreal things? For example, the Super Alliance and the Blue Fatty are not things that can be confined, right?"
The Multiverse Chat Group System replied: "We should trust the leaders' ability to accept this. Besides, we don't bring our chat friends here to this world. Furthermore, even if Mewtwo is sold as a Pikachu, it'll just be a rat-rabbit here, at most with lightning abilities. Mew is very likely just a white cat with psychic powers. It belongs to the category of demons."
Zi Feng understood, and the Multiverse Chat Group System continued, "Although it's a large group, you can still chat privately."
Zi Feng nodded and asked, "Are there Taoist priests in this world, the kind who can fly and escape from the earth?" She then sensed the energy and continued, "The spiritual energy is alright. So, what was the original owner's background?"
The Multiverse Chat Group System began to explain in detail: The original owner was the illegitimate daughter of the Mo family, a family of cultivators. Originally, because she was an illegitimate daughter, she had a unique innate holy body and was valued by the family. In the end, the Mo family was carried along by her.
The problem lies in the fact that the eldest son and daughter of the Mo family were involved. The eldest son was reborn, while the eldest daughter was guided to cultivate demonic arts. The reborn eldest son extracted his sacred bones, and the eldest daughter refined all of his blood. Originally possessing the appearance of an immortal, she was forced to die a violent death, causing even the Heavenly Dao to be unable to withstand it. The biggest problem is that the female protagonist's halo has actually turned demonic, and the world is about to go mad.
Zi Feng was speechless. He called the Multiverse Chat Group System and said to Da Dao, "Boss, bring the number one in too. I have a question for him."
The Great Dao is still quite reliable. When Zi Feng met the First, he asked, "First, scan my world. Are there any mission takers? If not, I'll go into killing mode."
The first question: "Wait, you just arrived in this world, how come you're already in killing mode?"
Zi Feng replied, "My relatives here are planning to dig up my bones and suck my blood. The original owner tolerated it, but I'll cripple their whole family. Anyone who disagrees will be killed. Anyway, this damn world is going crazy. I'll wipe them out in one fell swoop. Why waste so much time talking?"
The group chat was full of dots, this girl seemed really irritable! Jia Zifeng was speechless because most of the names in the group were pretty normal, except for hers, which was "World Destroyer Blackie".
Zi Feng stared at it for a long time, then roared, "Who the hell named me?!"
First: "Isn't this your name in the game?"
Zi Feng wasn't happy, but being a rich girl, she still had a lot of money, so the big red envelope she sent was a spicy snack red envelope. Everyone happily grabbed it, but looking at what was being discussed in the group chat, it didn't seem very reliable.
Like a fox spirit flirting online, Sun Wukong is booking a ride-hailing service to beat someone up, the three traitors are considering where to settle things, and the Bull Demon King is looking for a wife and son online. Meanwhile, Red Boy is arranging for the three traitors to beat up the old bull.
The God of Love, Li Bai, and Zhong Kui are all online, inviting each other for drinks; emperors from various dynasties are having online talks. It's beyond just being funny. There's still a lot of unreliable stuff, but some reliable stuff too. For example, it seems people from different civilizations also think that content is best kept in one group, so when Zifeng forwards things randomly in other groups, she sees even funnier things.
Especially the island nations, they're hilarious! A huge collection of their specialty anime characters, all of them completely disobedient. Doraemon is alright, but Mewtwo, the wish-granting dragon, Ikki, Ultraman, and so on, they're all like, "Come out here if you dare!"
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