Chapter 2295. The Copying System 12
Chapter 2295. The Copying System 12
Han Zifeng's motto was "say it and don't do it." After a week of drastic changes, Snape reappeared, his face dark with resentment, looking like he could raise an evil sword immortal. Zifeng casually picked up a stick, poked him, and asked, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you pass?"
Snape said in a sinister tone, "Passed. What a stupid test." He was speaking in Chinese.
Zi Feng asked curiously, "How come you can speak Chinese?"
Snape grumbled, "I've been tormented by this language for over seventy years."
Zi Feng retorted, "Oh, only seven days have passed here." Snape rolled his eyes, and Zi Feng asked curiously, "How did you learn that?"
Snape: "Three years of college entrance exams, five years of mock exams, and all the classes are in Chinese! I barely passed English, and the rest were herbal medicine and traditional Chinese medicine, which I barely passed. This damn life is so hard." Zi Feng chuckled, and Snape asked curiously, "You passed all of them?"
Zi Feng replied, "I didn't take the test. I just dragged out the boss who issued the system and beat him up, and that's how I became a tester." She then added, "You guys are just employees. I talked to Snape, and you'll be researching potions to cleanse Horcruxes together later. His reward is a clone of Lily, yay!"
Snape's face darkened further, but he knew he couldn't talk back or be sarcastic, otherwise Lily would have even less of a chance. Next, Snape forcefully applied for Zifeng to join Hogwarts. Dumbledore wanted to know why Snape was so insistent, but before Snape could say anything, Zifeng happily told Dumbledore, "If you don't agree, that's fine too. I'll go play with Grindelwald. Hahaha..."
Snape's first words were, "No way!" Seeing Snape's nervous look, Dumbledore decisively agreed to open the back door.
After Zifeng went off to play happily, Dumbledore asked Snape curiously, "What's wrong with her?"
Snape pondered for a moment before replying, "Just treat her like a goddess, curious about Hogwarts, coming to observe. Don't be reckless; she probably has a bad temper, and if you piss her off, the next Dark Lord might appear in a heartbeat. Remember, she's here to have fun." Dumbledore nodded.
Looking at his calculating expression, it was clear he hadn't listened at all! Snape shook his head. Oh well, that kid was probably even more of a villain than the Dark Lord anyway.
Led by Snape, Zi Feng arrived at Diagon Alley without any trouble. She happily went to kick the dumpster, but, well, the dumpster was fixed in place. Snape looked at her helplessly, and Zi Feng realized that without some demolition power, it would be difficult to knock the dumpster away.
Upon arriving at Gringotts, Zi Feng immediately used her points to exchange for some Galleons with Snape. Then she bought books; with Snape around, aside from things like the cauldron, Zi Feng bought most of her books from secondhand shops. However, when it came to buying wands, Zi Feng was utterly speechless. Why? One world, and only one type of wand? Zi Feng looked at Ollivander with disdain and said, "You say wands choose their masters, then explain to me why I'm suited to so many wands?"
Ollivander felt incredibly awkward, while Snape asked, "Is it determined by your environment?"
Ollivander patiently examined the wand and replied to Snape, "Indeed, different identities require different wands."
Zi Feng gave him a look that said, "I'll believe your lies." Snape, speechless, pulled the little guy away. Seeing that they had almost finished getting what they needed, Snape asked, "Want a pet?"
Zifeng patted Snape on the shoulder and said, "Aren't you just a large pet?" Snape's face immediately darkened. The next day, Snape carried Zifeng to the Hogwarts train, but Snape rode in the teachers' car, while Zifeng happily wandered around the train.
They successfully spotted Harry and Ron, along with Hermione and Neville. Looking at Ron's freckles, Zifeng scribbled out a Galleon and said, "Ron, sell me your rat, will you?"
Ron asked warily, "Why do you want to buy my rat?"
Zifeng replied, "Oh, I'm bad at dealing with pets, but you, a rat, are tough, so you're a good match for me."
Ron thought for a moment, and just then, the twins came in. Looking at the Galleons on Ron's table, they asked curiously, "Ronnie? What's this?"
Zifeng replied, "I've come to buy your mice. Ten Galleons is enough to buy several new ones."
Sure enough, twins are twins; they actually sold out Scabbers on their own. Zi Feng was very satisfied and happily grabbed Scabbers, heading straight to find Snape. As soon as they stepped out, they bumped into Draco. You can only say that he is indeed a pureblood. Looking at Draco's arrogant appearance, she gave him a satisfying elbow strike.
Draco, having gotten up, watched her walk towards the Slytherin carriage, then narrowed his eyes and decided to talk to Harry first. Zifeng went to Snape's side, handed Scabbers to him, and said, "Well, as long as you don't kill him, you can do whatever you want. And does your godson have a knack for getting punched? He's a bit of a jerk."
Snape carefully put away Scabbers before asking, "What did Draco do?"
Zi Feng quipped, "Oh, they're fighting with Harry and the Weasleys."
Snape had a complicated expression on his face. He took a deep breath and asked, "So?"
Zi Feng quipped, "It's nothing, just a beating." Snape was utterly speechless.
However, he was worried about either of them getting hurt, so with a sigh, he decided to continue his patrol. Halfway there, he saw a group of smaller giants blocking his way, intently observing something. Sure enough, his reputation as the Great Bat was well-deserved; the group of young wizards, seeing the Great Bat approaching, pulled one aside and automatically made way.
Zi Feng happily followed behind to watch. What they saw was a group of people rolling around together—the three Weasleys and Draco's trio were all fighting together. Zi Feng pulled a Hufflepuff student next to him, who was clearly marked with a badger, and asked curiously, "How did they end up rolling around together? Didn't they say they were just going to bicker?"
Hufflepuff excitedly recounted, "Those three purebloods are really asking for trouble. They really got the three Weasleys into a fight, and I don't know who started it. Look, the twins have pulled out their prank gadgets again. Those three purebloods are in a bit of a predicament."
Zi Feng complained, "The Big Bat is still here. Aren't you afraid he'll kill you? That guy with the platinum head is one of the Big Bat's men."
Snape rolled his eyes at her, cast a spell, and just like that, the six little brats floated in the air, waving their arms and legs. He looked at the six of them and asked, "Why are you fighting?"
Although they weren't exactly in unison, all six cubs indicated that they were dealing with the one who struck first. Snape rolled his eyes at the lions and said, "It certainly wasn't Mr. Malfoy who struck first. Explain."
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