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Chapter 2361. Exchange System 6



Chapter 2361. Exchange System 6

Yang Jian nodded, and the three of them turned into three wisps of smoke and disappeared instantly. A group of gluttons were packaged up and taken away just like ingredients. Han Zifeng said to Ya Zi, "Let's go, let's go." He got a world map from the panda and said, "See? The blue areas are all water. You guys should put out a warrant for all the reliable and unreliable seafood in the water."

One of the Yazi asked, "And then?"

Zi Feng pointed to the sky: "Once things are settled over there, we'll wait for the follow-up here. But ensuring peace throughout the world shouldn't be difficult, right? No problem, right?" A group of Ya Zi nodded. With that in mind, the group of Ya Zi vanished in a flash, heading to the sea to cause trouble for the sea creatures. They were all Ya Zi; it was impossible not to suppress them.

Zifeng turned to the panda and said, "Tell the higher-ups that a bunch of Yazi have gone to expand their territory."

Panda silently pulled out his phone and said, "You heard that? A group of Yazi have set off." The person on the other end of the line was speechless. Why did they have to be so unreliable?

Zifeng comforted her, "It's okay, it's okay. Nobody's more unreliable than me. Relax, relax. We'll see who's unlucky." Everyone on the other side sighed in unison.

The subjugation of Yazi was also relatively quick. After all, these guys were notoriously fierce. Even if the aquatic creatures of the lower realm didn't know how powerful Yazi was, just his murderous aura alone was enough for a group of aquatic creatures to instinctively know that he was their leader. Even those sub-dragon species couldn't withstand Yazi's revenge.

Once the underwater world was unified, a group of Yazi happily called upon the aquatic creatures to sign in for their nation on the shore. Although the sea spirits were in a state of disbelief, the Yazi urged them on, "Sign in? Fine, sign in then!"

Surprisingly, even the people at *** have some legitimate business to attend to; they're issuing waterproof IDs. Zifeng asked while petting the panda, "Do you have one?"

The panda pulled out a metal plaque and said, "Mine." The plaque featured a lifelike panda. The panda continued, "The foxes are all nine-tailed foxes; white ones are white foxes, and all other colors are red foxes. The birds are all phoenix plaques or vermilion bird plaques, mainly for their auspicious meanings."

Zi Feng nodded, pulled out her regular notebook, and said with obvious disdain, "Why did I only post the official version?"

The panda calmly said, "Ahem, humans need to transform back into their original form to apply for this kind of document. By the way, what is your original form?"

Zi Feng grumbled, "Nuwa." The panda felt it was quite a brain teaser, but he'd just report it and let the humans handle it. The military, seeing such a customized target, was speechless. Okay, okay, this isn't difficult. Zi Feng suddenly added, "Remember, send a pure black one."

The panda was honestly branded pure black. Zifeng had a feeling, what if she received a black version? When the item arrived, Zifeng nodded, "Hmm, very reliable, a beautiful design, satisfied, satisfied."

Aquarium workers are now helping to retrieve the items from the water, and officials have expressed their satisfaction.

Nowadays, the main job of fishermen along the coast is to release food suitable for marine life into the sea. As a result, they release beef, mutton, pork, rabbits, and so on. Not to mention pandas are a bit confused, even Yazi (a mythical creature) would be speechless and ask, "Are these things supposed to be in the sea?"

Zifeng asked, "No, they've already released them. They won't eat them, so you bunch of Yazi can take care of them. They're not big anyway." She'd barely finished speaking when a new species was released: braised pork belly and stir-fried pork slices. Even the pandas couldn't help but slap their foreheads, thinking, "Are you kidding me?!"

Zi Feng had the same expression, kicked the panda, and asked, "Are they making a scene?"

The panda replied, feeling wronged, "Doesn't the Dragon King eat everything? They should take responsibility for this. Don't think about releasing them; just think of them as feeding the Dragon King. Does that make it easier to accept?" Zi Feng fell silent. Well, that really does make it much easier to accept.

Zi Feng thought for a moment, then said to Ya Zi, "You've eaten so much from them, so why don't you bless them with a bountiful harvest, bless them with enough pearls, and ask them for more foreign exchange? That's not too much to ask, is it?"

Ya Zi pulled out a pearl the size of a human head and asked, "This?"

Zifeng rolled her eyes and said, "No." She raised her fist and said, "This standard, you must be joking, right? The size of a fingertip, mass-produced." Panda nodded in agreement; that size was indeed a bit much.

Zifeng happily took the one with the big head and said, "One of these is enough." Yazi was speechless, but as for the small ones, there were as many as they wanted.

After thinking for a moment, Ya Zi still asked, "No, is such a small amount enough for a meal?"

Zi Feng, unfamiliar with the market, looked at Panda. Panda, a landlubber, knew nothing about these things and decisively chose to invite people. They quickly determined the size that could be sold, and Ya Zi happily said, "This is easy. Just catch a few merfolk, beat them up, throw the stuff they cry out into the clam spirit's body, process it a bit, and in a month, we can collect a large batch, and the quality will definitely be better than what you have."

Zifeng whispered to Panda Ququ, "Is it really okay for them to disrupt the market like this?"

The guard next to her said, "It's okay, we only accept cash, only RMB, fist-sized ones, we sell them all overseas, don't worry, we won't lose money." Zi Feng didn't really care about this, as long as they knew how to handle it, that was that.

Then people around them spread the word to the fishermen, and the fishermen told ten, ten told a hundred, and more and more people were feeding the animals, to the point that the marine creatures said: "We can't eat it all, we can't eat it all."

Seeing that the marine creatures had all become rounder than pigs, Ya Zi, unable to bear it any longer, came up to demand an explanation. Zi Feng laughed so hard she rolled on the ground, and the panda laughed uncontrollably as well. The surrounding navy felt helpless and began to organize the fishermen to feed them, with a very reasonable reason: "You've all fed them into pig form, and now the Dragon King is coming to complain."

Zi Feng watched with amusement, then thought for a moment, and went to the Mazu Temple anyway. He knocked on the Mazu statue and said, "Hey, let me give everyone a dream, please stop feeding them, tell them to be happy. Ya Zi is practically a pig now. Let's give the online trolls here a break, hahaha..."

Mazu Linmo paused for a moment, then used her divine sense to send out a look. Well, she also burst out laughing. Sure enough, sure enough, sure enough, she needed to step in and say something. If this continued, the little goddess would probably lose her temper.

She quickly cast her spell with her eyes closed, and the coastal people received a warning from Mazu: Stop feeding the fish, they can't finish them all! Friends, don't annoy the online trolls too much, be good!

Coastal fishermen said that since Mazu (the goddess of the sea) has said so, they'll just leave it at that. They'll throw it away whenever they want to eat it, since it's not worth much money anyway. They'll see how thin the dragon gets.


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