noffsinger Chapter 1895 is quite outrageous.
Chapter 1895 is quite outrageous.
Giving a wolf a bath...
God knows, this is an impossible task.
Cheng Xuri knew that Xiaobai was a wolf.
Before washing it, he even looked up how to clean a wolf.
Then the AI replied with: ? ? ?
Wolves are dangerous animals to humans, so it's not recommended to wash them.
Cheng Xuri silently closed the Q&A section and then started searching for how to bathe a dog.
Oh, he learned something new today; there's so much to know about bathing a dog.
Not only do you need to prepare a non-slip mat in advance, but you also need to adjust the water temperature to 37 degrees Celsius. Too cold or too hot is not good. You also need to prepare special shower gel.
Cheng Xuri: …
He doesn't have his own shampoo, but the dog does.
Humans are inferior to dogs.
I looked up some information and it made me feel inferior.
As for things like playing soothing music and constantly rewarding the pet with treats, I won't even mention them. After washing, you also have to dry the fur, brush it, and massage it.
The series of actions proves that bathing a dog is no easy task, let alone a wolf.
Cheng Xuri, who is meticulous in his work, doesn't mind the trouble, but he got stuck on the first step: getting close to Xiaobai.
He couldn't catch it.
As soon as he got close, Xiaobai bared its teeth as a warning. Without a doubt, if he tried to grab it, Xiaobai would bite him without hesitation!
Cheng Xuri witnessed firsthand just how fierce Xiao Bai could be today.
What a coincidence, he's timid.
So the man and the dog faced off for a long time. After struggling with the situation for a while, Cheng Xuri began to reason with Xiaobai.
Xiao Bai tilted its head and listened for a few moments, then rolled its eyes, buried its head in gnawing on the bone, completely ignoring him.
Poor Cheng Xuri stayed by Xiaobai's side, explaining the importance of cleanliness to him. He said that mud on fur is not only dirty but may also clog the skin and so on. He talked for as long as Xiaobai ate.
Then, I talked to Xiaobai until she fell asleep.
It lay down in the yard and fell asleep immediately. It was born and raised in the wild, and was very rough.
Cheng Xuri: …
No, I haven't even taken a shower yet. How come I'm already asleep?
He tried to approach Xiaobai while it was asleep, but the next second Xiaobai jumped up and bared its teeth and growled at him, scaring Cheng Xuri into retreating. Then... he could only stand aside and try to reason with it again.
Little White yawned and fell asleep again.
so repeatedly.
Finally, Cheng Xuri successfully annoyed Xiaobai. It rushed over, pounced on him, and then defiantly bit his hair with its teeth.
By the time Cheng Xuri realized that giving Xiaobai a bath was an impossible task, the entire Zheng family was quiet, exhausted, and asleep.
Little White was already fast asleep.
No, he's still awake, and—he hasn't even had dinner!
Cheng Xuri's gaze fell on Xiaobai's dog bowl...
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The next day, everyone in the Zheng family was still asleep when they were woken up by a series of curses.
Normally, Caibao is a deep sleeper, but if there's any noise, she'll sit up in bed in a flash, rubbing her eyes sleepily and murmuring "Daddy."
"I need to pee... Huh?"
Loud shouts and curses came through a window that was never properly closed. She rushed to the window and, through the security bars, saw a woman with her hands on her hips blocking the entrance to the Zheng family's house, spitting as she cursed.
The person who came was none other than the famous Zheng Xuemei.
"Where did this brat come from, daring to bully my child! You surnamed Zheng, don't think that just because you made a fortune outside, you can come back to the village and act like a tyrant! When I was the one who could scold everyone in the village without equal, you were still outside acting like someone else's grandson!"
"Get out here right now! If you don't give me an explanation for what happened today, I'll dig up your ancestral graves, you believe me?"
"Shameless bastards! So what if you have money? Everyone knows where your money comes from—it's all dirty money from selling your body! With the little money you earn, you're so weak you can't tell east from west. I think you deserve to be cursed!"
"You even dare to bully my child! You shameless people bully us orphans and widows, and now you're acting like cowards. If you have the guts, don't ever show your face again. I'll curse you at your doorstep for the rest of my life, believe it or not?"
……
They are extremely powerful in combat.
Caibao leaned against the window, listening intently, and stopped complaining about needing to go to the toilet.
When Zheng Shou pushed the door open, he saw the little guy had already climbed onto the security window, lying there with his hands supporting his chin, listening intently and with great interest.
Zheng Shou was almost speechless.
This love of watching the excitement is exactly the same as Shen Xi's.
Headache.
"Sweetie, go wash up and have breakfast."
"Oh, wait a minute, let me listen again."
Honey, someone's insulting you, why are you all excited? Are you kidding me?
As Caibao listened, he commented, "Hehe, I like this auntie; she's really good at swearing!"
She's insulting you.
"Oh, it's okay, feel free to scold me, it won't hurt you."
Zheng Shou sometimes felt that Cai Bao's mentality was so stable that it was hard to believe she was a three-year-old. It seemed like she understood everything and was very open-minded.
"Grandpa, can I let my aunt live with me from now on?"
Zheng Shou's expression darkened: "You like her?"
"Yeah, if my auntie lives with me from now on, I can tell her who to yell at and she can yell at them. Wouldn't I be able to walk around like a madwoman then?"
The kid is quite vain, but the problem is, you're already acting all high and mighty, how much more arrogant do you want to be? To the heavens?
"Don't listen to that. Children shouldn't listen to others swearing. It's all foul language. You're not allowed to learn it."
Zheng Shou bent down, picked up the child, and forced her to leave.
Because Zheng Xuemei's insults became increasingly outrageous, she started cursing all of Zheng's relatives, regardless of age or gender.
After Caibao finished resolving his personal matters and went downstairs for breakfast, Zheng Xuemei was still blocking the doorway, cursing incessantly.
Not only was the content updated, but the tone remained consistently strong, without the slightest hint of weakness.
Yes, just by listening to her voice, you can tell she's in good health and has a strong voice.
At least, he looks much healthier than Cheng Xuri, who has huge dark circles under his eyes and walks with an unsteady gait.
Caibao grabbed the bowl and ran toward the gate, and Zheng Shou couldn't stop him.
The little guy slurped his noodles while squatting by the door, listening to Zheng Xuemei scolding people.
Someone from the Zheng family has already gone out to negotiate with her, trying to get her to stop making trouble.
But Zheng Xuemei spat on his face.
"Pah! Who do you think you are, daring to order me around? By seniority, I'm your great-aunt. Who gave you the audacity to talk to me like that?"
"And you even said you wanted to know how much money I wanted, name your price! You bastard, just because you have money doesn't mean you can do anything! You think you can just give me whatever you ask for? I want a hundred million, can you afford that? Are you willing to give it to me?"
"What are you doing here trying to act tough if you have no money! Were you reincarnated from a plastic bag? How can you be so pretentious? Let me tell you, it's useless!!"