noffsinger Chapter 1939 No one can be idle
Chapter 1939 No one can be idle
The tough guy was shocked; the tough guy was afraid.
Fang Shiyou bent his elbow, forcefully lifted the stone slab, and then sprang up into the air. After regaining his footing, he placed the slab on the ground, stood there, and began to pound his chest repeatedly like a gorilla, shouting at the crowd, "Who else? Who else? Huh? Who else wants to try?"
He's getting into the swing of things now, he feels like he's about to take off, and this feeling is absolutely wonderful.
They wished ten strong men would come up and give him a good beating with hammers, so he could experience the feeling of invincible internal strength.
Onlookers: …………
Has this kid been hammered into a daze?
It seems like the stone-crushing hammer was used on the chest, not the brain. How did it turn into a gorilla after a few hits?
Fang Shiyou was so excited that he couldn't suppress the urge to go crazy. He flexed his muscles and struck a bodybuilder pose, his muscles bulging with explosive tension, looking incredibly powerful.
"Come on! Come and hit me! Aren't you scared?"
"You're not not coming, are you?"
The next second, a bunch of girls swarmed over: "Me! Me! Me!"
Fang Shiyou, who had just been so arrogant, like Thanos reincarnated, immediately curled up into a ball, covering his chest with his hands: "Don't touch me! Hey hey hey... Don't touch me!! Master!! Help!!"
"Where's my big rock? Where's my big rock? Cover it up right now!!!"
Caibao ordered Mengnan and Gu Feifan to quickly cover Fang Shiyou's chastity stone with it. Very good, business here is booming.
And look at the sledding side, business is booming.
Caibao couldn't stop smiling. Today was Daddy's turn to win money, and Daddy would definitely praise her as a good baby who could earn money when they got home tonight.
Half an hour passed, and the crowd grew larger and larger, and then a problem arose.
The dog can't run anymore.
The two dogs, Big Fatty and Corn, lay down on the ground, panting with their tongues out, and couldn't be pulled up.
This is animal cruelty!
Anyone who dragged four children around and around without rest, food, or water for more than half an hour would find it unbearable, even for a dog.
Little White was also panting heavily, and wasn't running as briskly as before. But it could still persevere; it was stubborn.
But one dog wasn't enough, so business here had to stop.
Wen Ying was very anxious and quickly fed and watered the furry children.
Big Fatty and Corn lay on the ground eating rice, their legs giving way.
It's really not easy. As we all know, Huskies are so energetic that they can drive people crazy. Big Fatty is even the director of the demolition office.
Bao Yi's parents, grandparents, and other four adults have to take turns walking her every day. Note that it's not one person per day, but all four of them taking turns to barely keep up with her energy levels.
Because if you don't walk it, it will destroy the house; it's a nightmare to talk about.
Once, because Da Pang was too energetic and too fat, he suddenly charged forward and almost broke Bao Yi's ribs. He also went on a crazy parkour run and almost dragged Bao Yi along the way.
In short, its "evil deeds" are too numerous to list.
If it weren't for the fact that her family had raised Da Pang from a puppy and treated him like a son, they would have thrown him away long ago. How could a dog cause such a big mess?
In the neighborhood, no matter when or where, you can see Big Fatty bouncing around everywhere. His energy is outrageous and frightening.
It's rare to see Big Fatty looking so listless today; he trembled as soon as he saw Treasure approaching.
That skinflint, that pure skinflint! He used to drag Bao Yi's whole family around like a mad dog, but today he's finally learned his lesson. He's not running anymore, he can't run an inch.
The same goes for corn.
I can't run anymore, I really can't run anymore.
But Little White was still glaring at them, as if scolding them for being lazy, and they whimpered in fear.
Wen Ying found it both funny and heartbreaking. She stroked the two dogs' fur and pleaded with Xiao Bai, "They really can't run anymore, let them rest for a bit."
"Ow!!"
no! !
Sister Caibao didn't say anything about resting, so get up and run!
Its roar startled Big Fatty and Corn, who trembled with fear. Though they were weak, they dared not disobey, and could only struggle to stand up, their four limp legs barely supporting them. The whole dog was swaying precariously.
It's hard enough to just stand, how can you pull a cart?
Caibao was quite disappointed to find that Corn and Fatty were all show and no substance. They'd only earned her money for half an hour, and they were already done for? Every minute they rested cost Caibao her money!
But this is no challenge for our clever Sister Caibao.
"Don't pull the sled yet, we still have a performance to do."
The disappointed children asked repeatedly, "What kind of performance?"
"Our dog can act, and can act with you!"
As soon as she mentioned it, everyone became very interested and quickly asked, "What kind of play will you be in?"
Caibao waved to Xiaobai.
Little White walked over with its head held high and chest out.
She pulled out a toy gun and fired a series of "biu~~biu~~biu~~" shots at Xiaobai.
The young actor's acting was quite impressive.
It stood up, howled a few times, took a few steps back, then fell backward, howling and kicking its legs on the ground. After a few kicks, it stuck out its tongue, rolled its eyes, and died.
The performance was superb, it will shock those ignorant kids for a million years!!
They were all dumbfounded.
Even adults were stunned, let alone children.
Damn, after watching countless TV shows and movies in the past two years, I actually saw the legendary acting skills in a dog...
Wow! The kids pounced on it!
"I'll do it! I'll do it!!"
"Don't rush, we have everything! It's only sixty yuan per session, and you can even take photos and videos!"
Great, business is picking up again.
Little White was shot and killed countless times, and the parents filmed it with great amusement, while the children screamed excitedly.
Of course, Corn and Little Fatty lying on the ground can't just lie there for nothing; Sister Caibao doesn't keep idle dogs here.
"Petting the dog costs 50 yuan for five minutes. You can also take photos and videos."
In an instant, Big Fatty and Corn were overwhelmed by the children's little hands.
They all have the most voluminous hair, with thick and abundant fuzz. Although the texture is a bit rough, the kids don't mind.
Er Gou's entire body was covered in groin; not a single spot was empty, not even his testicles had been touched...
Little White glanced at them, especially at the boy who was grabbing the big fat testicles. The whole wolf shuddered, its acting skills becoming more and more refined, and it worked even harder.
They cooperated seamlessly with the children.
With the three dogs all arranged, Caibao's gaze fell on Gu Feifan.
He's not of much use tonight. No, I can't let him be idle.
So they let him perform the sword swallowing act.
Gu Feifan almost burst into tears when Caibao pulled out a gleaming sword from who-knows-where.
He looked at the treasure with hope and whispered, "Master, is this sword just a prop?"
You mean one of those gadgets that automatically retracts when you insert it?
Not only did he think that way, but the onlookers thought the same thing.