Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#835 - On the highest level of slacking off: slacking off in front of others

The Jade Emperor stood by, expressionless. Today was another day of being utterly ordinary!

Back in the day, I brought out eight thousand merit divine waters, all stored in jade gourds, yet little did I know how much effort was put into them.

Little did I know that in front of the great Chu Hao, ten thousand merit divine waters were worth less than dirt!

This was simply adding insult to injury!

No matter how lonely he felt inside, the Jade Emperor had long accepted this wealth gap.

But why am I the one being extorted?

The Buddha gazed at Chu Hao and said seriously and earnestly:

"Chu Hao, I'm emphasizing this to you again, the Journey to the West…"

Chu Hao covered his ears.

"Eh, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, you're just chanting nonsense."

The Buddha: "…"

"I'll give you money."

Chu Hao immediately lowered his hands, looking serious. "Less than one hundred thousand is out of the question, thank you."

The Buddha: "…"

One hundred thousand merit divine waters, I'm going to see-saw with your mom!

Do you think merit divine water grows on trees?

The Buddha thought again of his Eight Treasure Merit Pool that had been evaporated for nothing, and his heart was even more grieved.

That was the greatest loss in the history of the Western Paradise.

However, in order to allow the Western Paradise to develop normally, Amitabha had replenished the pool.

But, Amitabha is not a saint… oh no, he is a saint, but he is not a philanthropist either.

This pool of merit divine water was practically drawn from Amitabha's heart's blood. Amitabha felt the pain for a long time, and also stipulated that

this pool of merit divine water will be deducted from the merit rewards after the Journey to the West.

And now, the most outrageous thing is that Amitabha has also included Chu Hao's remuneration in this pool of merit divine water,

which means that Chu Hao's clocking in at work is now paid for by the Buddhas of the Western Paradise.

Reverse exploitation!

And although the Buddha also has the power to control more merit divine water, he doesn't want it at all!

Because this is also his teacher's plan. When the merit divine water in the merit pool is consumed with even the slightest abnormality, the blame will all be placed on the Buddha!

Amitabha is only responsible for paying the merit divine water in advance, the Buddha is responsible for taking the blame, and Chu Hao is responsible for squeezing it dry…

The Buddha didn't dare to easily agree to Chu Hao, and could only plead:

"One hundred thousand is really too much, can't you make it a little cheaper?"

The Buddha was just asking casually.

Based on his understanding of Chu Hao, unless he knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Chu Hao, Chu Hao would basically not give the Western Paradise even the slightest bit of kindness.

However, this time the Buddha felt the warmth of the Heavenly Court.

"That's possible."

Chu Hao looked at the Buddha with a smile.

Chu Hao originally wanted to dump the Buddha directly, but suddenly received a task.

[Task: Merit divine water that comes to your door, don't refuse it for nothing, accept the Buddha's invitation, and engage in crazy loafing!]

[Reward: Ten sets of standard acquired spiritual treasures]

Seeing that he was about to collect a complete set of the Zhou Tian Star Fighting Array, he reluctantly agreed to the Buddha's masochistic request.

At this moment, the Buddha slowly raised his head, as if seeing the Buddha who saves from suffering!

The Buddha grabbed Chu Hao's hand with incomparable gratitude and said excitedly:

"Thank you, Boss, thank you, Boss! There is true love in the Heavenly Court, Boss's heart is full of love!"

Although the Buddha was secretly laughing in his heart:

"Just wait and die, even if you only go to the Journey to the West for one minute, you won't be able to help yourself!"

"When the time comes, Ma Su would arrange everything for you clearly, and I want you to kneel in front of me and beg me! Hahahaha!"

Of course, the Buddha didn't show it on his face at all, and looked at Chu Hao with gratitude.

Chu Hao showed a warm smile on his face,

"But Buddha, you have to know, you get what you pay for. One hundred thousand merit divine waters have one hundred thousand ways of working, and thirty thousand have thirty thousand ways."

"You have to think clearly, don't say I didn't notify you in advance this time."

When the Buddha heard this, he quickly asked:

"Then… can thirty thousand merit divine waters go into the Journey to the West team?"

Chu Hao nodded and said without hesitation:

"Of course!"

"Everything will be calculated according to what we said before!"

As soon as the Buddha heard this, his eyes were full of golden light.

"Okay, okay, okay, that's it!"

As long as you can go to the Journey to the West and be harmed by Ma Su, even if Ma Su is beaten to death by you, it will be a great thing!

If Chu Hao goes, the Western Paradise will not lose anything, whether it is Ma Su's favor, or these tens of thousands of merit divine waters, or even the payment of three hundred thousand merit divine waters per month in the future!

This is the most important thing. He really didn't expect Chu Hao to be so soft-hearted!

"Bring it…" Chu Hao still looked gentle.

Without saying a word, the Buddha quickly handed over thirty thousand merit divine waters.

"Go quickly, go quickly!" The Buddha urged.

Chu Hao nodded.

"Wait a minute, the time hasn't come yet."

The Buddha frowned.

"Time? What time?"

Chu Hao shook his head and suddenly used his magic power.

Although Chu Hao doesn't have the Western Paradise's clairvoyance mirror, he still has the usual methods of creating illusions.

Well, he's missing a clairvoyance mirror magic power…

"What is this?" the Buddha asked.

Chu Hao shook his head and pretended to be mysterious:

"You'll know after you see it."

The Buddha frowned, not knowing what Chu Hao was up to.

But he still carefully observed the content of the illusion. The Buddha knew that Chu Hao was very scheming and arrogant, and he would not do meaningless things.

And the content of this illusion instantly attracted the Buddha,

"Aren't these the seven innate treasure gourds?!"

The Buddha exclaimed.

"But what does this have to do with the Journey to the West?" the Buddha asked.

Chu Hao waved his hand,

"Don't ask, keep watching."

The Buddha frowned. Because it was related to the seven top-grade innate spiritual treasures, the Buddha was also very excited and continued to watch without suspicion.

Then, he saw the seven innate treasure gourds suddenly crack open!

Seven children popped out from inside!

These seven children went to rescue their grandfather who had been captured by the Snake Demon one by one!

Ah, what a touching story!

This is the future of the seven innate treasure gourds that has never been imagined!

How could this Prison God Chu Hao know so clearly? Could it be that he can see through the past and future?

Until the illusion ended, the Buddha was still not satisfied.

"So what does this have to do with the Journey to the West?" the Buddha asked nervously.

"Naturally, it has a profound meaning."

Chu Hao mysteriously raised three fingers.

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Off work! Done for the day!"

Chu Hao put away the merit divine water, turned around and entered the Law Enforcement Hall, and closed the door.

Leaving the Buddha alone in the wind in a mess.