noffsinger #848 - Buddha's light, that girl looks worth fighting
#848 - Buddha's light, that girl looks worth fighting
Tang Sanzang and the others were startled by this exclamation and turned their heads sharply, their eyebrows involuntarily rising.
They saw a great beauty leading a beautiful woman, slowly walking out, a sight that was truly stunning.
The beautiful woman seemed to be past her prime, but her charm still lingered.
Her beauty needed no makeup, and her allure was like that of a young man.
And that great beauty was like a younger version of the beautiful woman, looking like a newly ripened fruit, waiting to be picked.
The beautiful woman was actually the Holy Mother of Mount Li, and the slightly older beauty was naturally Guanyin Bodhisattva.
They had rushed at a critical moment and finally arrived, having witnessed Tang Sanzang's combo moves against Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
If Samantabhadra Bodhisattva wasn't extraordinary, that combo just now would have turned him into an idiot!
That's why Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly pulled the Holy Mother of Mount Li, entered through the back door, changed their appearances, and came to stop him.
The Holy Mother of Mount Li watched indifferently as Tang Sanzang leaned forward, seemingly wanting to unleash another combo to deliver an IQ blow to Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
The Holy Mother of Mount Li didn't refuse, but Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped him, saying,
"You monk, breaking into my home at night and beating my second sister, who exactly are you!"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang straightened up again and respectfully put his palms together, saying:
"This humble monk comes from the Great Tang Dynasty of the Eastern Land,奉旨 向 西方拜 佛求 经. A party of four, passing through this precious place, as it is late, we especially came to the old Bodhisattva's residence to ask for lodging for the night."
"It's just that I found your sister to have some martial arts skills, and this humble monk is also a martial artist, so I invited your sister to practice martial arts together. It was all out of friendly communication, please don't misunderstand, madam."
"Speaking of which, is the madam also a martial artist? On such a beautiful day, with a beauty by my side, why don't we spar a little?"
Tang Sanzang struck a pose again, challenging Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Compared to that Ai Ai who didn't fight back at all, Tang Sanzang felt that the young lady in front of him seemed more suitable:
Seeing this delicate mother and daughter, instead of thinking about a mother-daughter combo, he actually wants to fight them?
This must be some kind of serious illness!
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, still staring at Guanyin Bodhisattva,
"May I ask for the madam's name? And what place is this exactly, and who are you people?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva rolled her eyes at Tang Sanzang and gently pushed the Holy Mother of Mount Li.
The Widow Jia, transformed from the Holy Mother of Mount Li, put on airs and recited the prepared lines from the Western Heaven word for word, saying:
"This place is the Hezhou of West Niu. The little woman's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's surname is Mo. Unfortunately, in my youth, my parents-in-law died early, and my husband and I inherited the ancestral business, with vast wealth and thousands of acres of fertile land."
"The couple was destined to have no sons, only three daughters. Last year, unfortunately, my husband passed away, and the little woman is now a widow, and this year her mourning period is over. Leaving behind the fields and family property, with no relatives to rely on, only my daughters and I remain."
"Wanting to marry others, yet reluctant to part with the family property. Now that the Elder has descended, I believe you are the master and disciples. The little woman and her four daughters intend to sit here and recruit husbands, and the four of you are just right. I wonder if you are willing."
Ah? Is it really a mother-daughter combo?!
Upon hearing this, Sanzang pretended to be deaf and dumb, closed his eyes and calmed his mind, remaining silent and not answering.
Although he had just fought with the second daughter here, and even unleashed a combo, when it came to a mother and three daughters, any normal person would be a little tempted.
Tang Sanzang was no exception.
But Zhu Bajie didn't hesitate at all, jumping out and shouting:
"Is there such a good thing? Let me do it!"
Tang Sanzang suddenly raised his head and, with a "Duo!" sound, rebuked Bajie:
"Bajie, we are monks, how can we be moved by wealth and nobility, or be mindful of beauty? What kind of principle is that!"
Zhu Bajie waved his hand,
"Hey, Master, haven't you heard that even in the Western Heaven there is a Buddha of Joy? Master, you must know that the love between a man and a woman is the ultimate truth of heaven and earth!"
Tang Sanzang remained unmoved,
"This humble monk feels it's inappropriate. Taking the scriptures from the West is of utmost importance. Moreover, these ladies are weak and cannot withstand the wind, and they are not skilled in martial arts. This teacher also seeks the path of cultivation, how can I disregard it here?"
"This humble monk craves worthy opponents."
Guanyin Bodhisattva almost cursed out loud,
Are you an idiot? You don't want to marry us because you lack worthy opponents?!
The Widow Jia didn't care, anyway, the Holy Mother of Mount Li's task was just to recite the lines and then run away.
However, the Holy Mother of Mount Li vaguely sensed a trace of danger, seemingly directed at Chu Hao.
She had been thinking of Chu Hao day and night on Kunlun Mountain, and this time she came precisely to protect Chu Hao, and would never let Chu Hao fall into this.
She glanced at Chu Hao seemingly casually,
"I have over three hundred acres of paddy fields, over three hundred acres of dry land, and over three hundred acres of mountain orchards. I have over a thousand yellow cattle, and endless wealth!"
"... If you masters and disciples are willing to change your minds and be recruited into my humble family, you can be carefree and enjoy glory and wealth. Wouldn't that be better than toiling westward?"
"If you don't want to, then what about that handsome young man in white over there? What do you think?"
Tang Sanzang: ???
Guanyin Bodhisattva: ???
Chu Hao: ???
Chu Hao was originally sleeping on the White Dragon Horse, but upon hearing the Holy Mother of Mount Li calling him,
Chu Hao's smile froze, and he waved his hand,
"No, no, no, no need, no need, I'm just a passing salted fish, don't mind me."
Just kidding, Chu Hao hadn't gone to Kunlun Mountain because he hadn't eaten enough wolfberries lately, and he forgot to get a big kidney for barbecue.
But he didn't expect to be intercepted here by the Holy Mother of Wudang. Chu Hao could feel a burning gaze staring at him.
Needless to say, the Holy Mother of Wudang already wanted to take Chu Hao back to be her consort.
And Tang Sanzang seemed to have escaped the vortex of struggle, looking at Chu Hao with admiring and grateful eyes,
Those eyes seemed to be saying,
"Emperor, your appearance is so earth-shattering, saving my dog's life, so that I won't fall into the hell of beauty, thank you,大佬!"
The Holy Mother of Mount Li was still staring at Chu Hao, her eyes full of teasing,
"I was born on the third day of the third month of the year Dinghai, at the hour of You. My late husband was three years older than me, and I am forty-five years old this year.
My eldest daughter's name is Yunyun, she is twenty years old this year; my second daughter, Qiongqiong, is eighteen years old this year; my third youngest daughter, Bibi, is sixteen years old this year, and none of them have been betrothed to anyone..."
"If the Emperor is interested, this little woman will take you to meet them."
The three great scholars were almost dumbfounded listening from the side,
Yunxiao, Qiongxiao, Bixiao?!
Why is the Holy Mother of Mount Li taking the opportunity to promote the Three Xiaos?
Not playing according to the script!