Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1477 - Be polite... Old bitch, come here.

Although Tang Sanzang had cultivated an incomparably powerful inner self, his body was already starting to fail him.

He felt that if he didn't get out of there soon, he might not even make it to the Western Paradise to retrieve the scriptures; he'd probably be heading west himself tomorrow!

Just as Tang Sanzang was feeling utterly miserable, he suddenly saw a small bee flying in through the window.

This was a remote, cold wilderness with no environment for bees to thrive, so it must be Sun Wukong in disguise!

Tang Sanzang excitedly whispered:

"Wukong, save me! Wukong, save me!"

Sun Wukong was trying to figure out how to approach Tang Sanzang when he heard him calling out, so he had no choice but to quickly fly to Tang Sanzang's side.

Before Sun Wukong could even speak, Tang Sanzang hurriedly said:

"Wukong, have the immortals come? Have the immortals finally come to rescue me? That's wonderful, I can finally leave!"

However, before Tang Sanzang could get too excited, he heard Sun Wukong's lazy voice:

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang was so anxious he was about to cry.

"Don't! So you just came to visit me in prison! Wukong, my good Wukong, why don't you just rescue me? I really can't take it anymore!"

"This monster is very delicious, you should enjoy it instead! I can't even last a day."

Tang Sanzang was a mess of tears and snot, utterly aggrieved.

It couldn't be blamed on him. When Tang Sanzang was first captured, he thought it would only be a matter of days, and he could just grit his teeth and endure it.

But who would have thought that this endurance would last for more than ten days? What kind of situation was this!

Tang Sanzang, a man surrounded by romantic spring scenery, had to turn a blind eye and couldn't do anything. This torment was a double blow to both his body and soul.

Seeing Tang Sanzang's miserable expression, Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy.

"But I can't make the decision, Prison God said that the Scorpion Demon is actually protecting you right now. Once you leave this place, the Western Heavens will forcibly accelerate the journey."

"At that time, we will once again return to the fear of being controlled by the Western Heavens, which is not a pleasant thing."

"Besides, Master, didn't you say you liked it here before? Why are you suddenly being a hypocrite?"

Tang Sanzang was almost crying, "An iron rod can be ground into a needle, my hand is almost turning into a Qilin arm, and my Buddha-heart is almost worn away!"

Sun Wukong thought for a moment, but still shook his head.

"I see that your physical condition is quite good, Master, you're not going to suddenly die or anything, so you'll just have to suffer a little. Don't worry, Master, I'll come and rescue you as soon as Prison God returns."

Sun Wukong turned and left.

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, filled with despair.

At that moment, the Scorpion Demon arrived again.

As she entered, she glanced lightly at Tang Sanzang and instructed her attendants: "Girls, tidy up the bedroom, light the candles, and burn incense. Help Tang Imperial Brother up, we will consummate our marriage with him."

We?!

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, and he shook his head frantically, roaring:

"Monster, don't even think about it! This monk will never submit to your lewd power!"

However, Tang Sanzang was no match for the Scorpion Demon, just like the miserable situation of the past few days, he was unable to resist her torment.

The female monster put on a very charming appearance, leaned close to Tang Sanzang, and said in a seductive voice:

"As the saying goes, gold is not the most valuable, but peace and happiness are worth more. How about you and I become husband and wife for a while, and we can taste the fruits of human pleasure, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

Tang Sanzang closed his eyes in despair and chanted the Buddha's name.

He knew that more unspeakable torment was coming.

For the past few days, Tang Sanzang had been like a sponge, constantly being drained of the nutrients in his body, and now, it was happening again!

This was the only thing he couldn't get used to.

It was going to break!

Tang Sanzang could only close his eyes, silently chant the Buddha's name, and pray that he would be freed from this sea of suffering soon.

……

At that moment, Sun Wukong and the other two were playing cards in the Women's Kingdom. This was a game they learned from Chu Hao, called "Fighting the Buddha."

"Monkey Brother, how is Master doing? I play a three!" Zhu Bajie called out.

"Royal Flush! He's doing great, Master has plenty to eat and drink, and he's being served by a demon. Besides, didn't Master seem to enjoy this kind of gameplay before?" Sun Wukong picked his nose.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked at the Royal Flush and remained silent.

It's just a three, is it really necessary to play a Royal Flush?

Just then, they saw an old woman carrying a green bamboo basket, coming from the Southern Mountain Road, picking vegetables.

Sha Seng frowned and whispered:

"Eldest Brother, that old woman has been wandering around here for several days. She seems to be waiting for us to ask her something? Should I go out and see what kind of monster she is, what kind of weapon she has, to be so harmful."

Zhu Bajie waved his hand, "Is there even a need to ask? Who else could it be? The people from the Western Heavens can't wait any longer."

The Traveler said: "Four twos with two jokers! You guys stay here, let Old Sun go ask her, and see what she really means."

Zhu Bajie nodded, "Alright, Eldest Brother, we should also be polite and keep a low profile. After all, the boss isn't here right now."

Sun Wukong proudly raised his head.

"Of course, how could Old Sun not know that! You all remember, in the future, when you meet young ones, call them 'Miss', and when you meet slightly older ones, call them 'Grandma', we have to be polite."

Sun Wukong put down his cards and turned to leave, and the old woman also walked towards Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong quickly opened his eyes to look, and saw auspicious clouds covering the top of the old woman's head, and fragrant mist surrounding her body. Sun Wukong immediately shouted: "Old hag! Come here!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were secretly switching cards, almost staggered and fell to the ground.

Damn, he teaches us to call others 'Miss', but he calls people 'Old hag'? Very good, very reasonable.

The old woman couldn't hold back her temper, and with a leap, she flew in front of Sun Wukong and his junior brothers, and angrily said:

"Shouldn't you be escorting Tang Sanzang to the Western Heavens to retrieve the scriptures? Why are you still playing here?!"

Sun Wukong's anger flared up.

"Old hag, I advise you to mind your own business! Why do you have to interfere in everything?"

"Now that my master has been captured, we three brothers haven't been thinking about food or sleep, and we feel terrible. How much do you even know!"

"Damn, you switched my cards?!"

Zhu Bajie stood aside with a wicked smile, "I'm not playing anymore, important matters come first. Guanyin Bodhisattva is here."