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"Whoever trespasses on Lingshan Mountain, report your name!" There was a loud shout in front of the door, and then four tall men with fierce faces, but with extraordinary martial arts suddenly appeared in front of the door.
Sister Monkey seemed to have expected it. Just as she was about to make a move, she saw that the white body, wearing armor and helmets, holding a knife in her left hand and holding a sheath in her right hand, suddenly retracted the blade.
"It turns out that Shengfo came back with Fahai. Look at what our brothers are doing." The words of King Chiguo made Sister Hou stunned.
"However, Sheng Buddha, there is something I don't know whether to say or not." Chiguo Tianwang hesitated to speak, but looked at the girly Monkey Sister, and gritted his teeth.
"Shengfo, you, it's better not to get too close to Guanyin Bodhisattva." Chiguotian Wang approached Miss Monkey and said in a low voice.
But then he stabilized his mind with strong perseverance. Although he was single, he was a straight man, a big guy in women's clothing, so he wouldn't be ripped off!
But I didn't expect Dou Zhanfo to look surprisingly good-looking in women's clothing.
"Let go!" In order to prevent himself from overthinking, Heavenly King Chiguo yelled, opened the gate of Daleiyin Temple and hurried away with his three brothers.
I don't know if it's an illusion, although the burly back is very stable, but inexplicably, Liu Feng feels that the other party seems to be a little bit embarrassed.
Chapter 333 The Thirteenth Taibao in Formation
The performance of the Four King Kong made 'Sister Monkey' speechless, although after meeting Monkey King, the king of demon kings, he found that the temperaments of the two were actually very similar.
It's just that the two of them are a man and a woman, so there is no need to worry that others will admit their mistakes, but what the hell are these four King Kongs?
Can't tell the difference between male and female?
After all, the Dou Zhan Buddha in this world is a male. Is the other party too much like a woman or is he too like a man?For a moment, 'Sister Monkey' felt a strong sense of doubt.
The original plan to start picking things up from here was also let go, step by step was very easy, and the six people who were full of doubts quickly entered the interior of the Great Leiyin Temple.
The moment they entered, the six of them became the focus of the audience, to be precise, they were 'Sister Monkey'.
Weird, chaotic, abducted with extremely complicated emotions rising in my heart.
Especially the five masters and apprentices who went to the West to learn scriptures with Monkey King at the beginning, except for Zhu Bajie, the other three looked like they had completely ruined their three views.
As for Zhu Bajie, this guy was drooling while looking at the revealingly dressed Alice behind Fahai.
Only Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was present and silently glanced at 'Sister Monkey' with a look of relief on her face, my way is not alone!
Sakyamuni sat high on the lotus seat, and at this moment, even with his thoughts of commanding the Buddhist world for countless years, he couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching.
What's wrong with this world?
The whole Buddhism has become smoky. I said that in the Dharma-ending era, the demons messed up Buddhism and so on, but this is not the Dharma-ending era!
And back then I was just bragging, just like when I became enlightened, I shouted, "Heaven and earth, I am the only one." 'It's the same, just kidding.
But looking at the current Buddhism, those who opened a harem said they responded to the call of heaven, and those who ate meat and drank wine shouted, "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and I will keep it in the Buddha's heart." ', I leave you a face!Forget it, Sakyamuni has always felt that he is a very tolerant Buddha, and this is the will of the Jade Emperor, so he can do it.
But, what the hell is it that one of them both started dressing as women?Is this provoking me?
This must be provoking me!
Wait, something is wrong!
"Where is the evildoer, how dare you pretend to fight and defeat the Buddha!" Sakyamuni is the sixth-level powerhouse of Sakyamuni. Although he also mistook Sister Hou for Monkey King at first, he only realized something was wrong in an instant and roared angrily.
In an instant, the sound was like thunder, and the entire Daleiyin Temple filled the ears like the sound of heaven. The surging Buddha power turned into a pair of giant palms and pressed down on Liu Feng and others. This change was completely beyond everyone's expectations. Therefore, no one stopped it for a while.
"Boom~"
The giant palm transformed by Buddha's power was shattered by one blow, and Sister Hou looked at Tathagata with a strong fighting spirit in her green eyes holding a golden cudgel.
"Sure enough, you're not him. That monkey can't stop my palm. Why did the evildoer pretend to fight and defeat the Buddha!" Seeing this, Sakyamuni seemed to have an unpredictable expression that he had expected.
He couldn't see the expression he had just seen at all, and it wasn't until this time that the Buddhas in Lingshan reacted. The whole Lingshan became chaotic for a while, but no one did anything.
Regardless of whether this person is Monkey King or not, if he can receive the palm of the Buddha, he is not something people like himself can deal with. It is like the golden-winged roc in Journey to the West. When they first entered the Daleiyin Temple, they were mostly happy to watch the show.
Anyway, when the sky is falling and there is a tall man supporting it, adding some fun to the infinite life is sometimes quite a good experience.
"Ao Lai Wu, fragrant flowers and fruits, Dinghai a stick of ten thousand demons, in the water curtain, and the heavenly high immortal bow down, the community of the seven heavenly sages, the Monkey King is me, why pretend to be someone else!" Sister Monkey held the golden cudgel against On the shoulders, he said forcefully.
Liu Feng's head is full of black lines. Nima, this is what the red-bearded fire dragon said when he saw you two monkeys, right?Is this a bootleg?
Are you monkeys all so awesome?Monkey King, the king of demon kings, pirated a copy of "Fighting and Conquering Buddha".
Impressed!
"Amitabha~" Sakyamuni recited the Buddha's name, and a huge golden Buddha shadow appeared behind Sakyamuni.
"Monster, in front of me, don't dare to talk nonsense, look at my Tathagata palm!" The ordinary giant palm pressed down horizontally, but there was a mysterious aura entangled in it. The "monkey sister" taught also had to be treated with caution.
"Faxiang Tiandi!" The smaller girl transformed into an indomitable Dharma appearance in an instant, waving a golden cudgel and fighting with Sakyamuni.
......
Pan Taoyuan.
"Boss, boss, look, this is a 9000-year-old purple-patterned peach. It's big and juicy. Try it!" Jianglong Arhat stared at half a panda with dog-like eyes and offered it to Monkey King, the king of demons. A flat peach.
At the same time, he took out another purple flat peach and ate it happily.
"Hey, Ji Dian, you can't have a bit of backbone, my old grandson is ashamed to be with you!" Sun Wukong of The Legend of the White Snake said viciously at the Dragon Subduing Arhat.
It just seemed that the excessive range of movement had pulled the wound, and he immediately grinned.
"I just admire monkeys with backbone. Do you want to be my younger brother?" Monkey King, the king of demon kings, looked at Monkey King with admiration and said with an expression of admiration.
Seeing this monkey is like seeing himself, so the more backbone the other party has, the happier Monkey King of the Demon King is. This is not a disguised expression to show that he is a big hero, a big hero, and a monkey who does not succumb to evil forces son?
Beautiful!
"Huh~" Sun Wukong of The Legend of the White Snake curled his lips.
"Be my little brother, I will allow you to be one of the Thirteen Taibaos. You must know that even my Huaguo Mountain has only thirteen positions." Speaking of this, Monkey King, the king of demon kings, paused, and suddenly he had a bold idea. .
Now that I have left my hometown, I will definitely not be able to beat the old bangzi Tathagata when I go back. The Thirteen Taibao of Huaguoshan is useless. If I go to various worlds to recruit thirteen monkeys to form a new Thirteen Taibao, I will go back and attack Tathagata. Rubbing on the ground is not very pleasant.
The more I think about it, the brighter the eyes of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, are. This idea is feasible!
"Hehe~" The Legend of the White Snake Sun Wukong sneered, "The Thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain"?The name lo looks like a third-rate organization at first glance, and the ghost added it. Now in Buddhism, although facing that bald man like Tathagata every day, he is a monkey of a big company, and he is fully guaranteed!
"Hey, what conditions do you want?" Monkey King, the king of demon kings, was in a hurry. This was his first goal in forming the Thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain.
"Give up, my old grandson is fighting..."
"At most, I will help you cut off that bald Tathagata." Said Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, who used himself to save monkeys.