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Moreover, it's none of your business to eat pork here, just because you don't eat pork, are you a pig?Forbid others to sell pork?Forbid others to eat pork?Who is used to your stinking problem!
The whole world has to revolve around you. If you believe in Buddhism, the whole world can’t eat meat. All restaurants have to close!
In principle, we don't take it for granted!
and.
Lao Niu, I just ate two bites of beef!
What did I say?
Did I say anything?
However, to be honest, I didn't expect the beef to be quite chewy.
Chapter 442 When I go to buy an orange...
"Brother Pig, Brother Pig, just eat it, you scare the little girl, hehe, right?" The Bull Demon King also showed a kind smile to Kiri Erina over there.
After all, this store is guarded by administrators, God knows what kind of connection the employees here have with the administrators, please be kind, please be kind.
However, the Bull Demon King seemed to have underestimated the horror of his bull's head, and his self-conceived kind smile suddenly collapsed Kiririna, who was already on the verge of a critical point.
Tears flowed uncontrollably.
"Woo~"
Ma Ma, this place is so scary, this bull monster is smiling so sinisterly, is it planning to eat me?I want to go home!
"Hey, little girl, why are you crying, Lao Niu, look at you, you must be too ugly to scare the little girl." Seeing Kirie Rina crying, Zhu Bajie panicked.
Being brought to this weird place by Lao Niu, it is true that I intend to make trouble for Lao Niu, but I am not used to seeing little girls cry, especially good-looking girls.
"Yes, yes, I look good." At this point, the Bull Demon King was taken aback, turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie's fat head and big ears, and blinked his eyes with a ferocious face.
"Whatever you look at, let's talk about you, why are you staring at the bull's eyes? Look at your bull nose, snort, get angry when you see it, and don't come out to affect the appearance of the city if you look ugly!" Zhu Ba ring rubbed the bull devil's nose A distressed expression.
"Okay, you look good, your pig's head looks good!" The Bull Demon King said loudly, his bull's eyes widened. Although his strength is low, he is the Great Sage of Pingtian, the Great Bull Demon King!
Although he behaves as docile as a domesticated buffalo now, it doesn't mean that the bull devil has no temper, and the bull's temper is not something to talk about.
Calling himself ugly, Laozhu's words obviously touched his bottom line, he can't bear it decisively!
I'm ugly?
If I'm ugly, can I marry a wife as beautiful as Princess Iron Fan?
If I'm ugly, can Princess Jade Face follow me?
There is also the little so-and-so of the old so-and-so.
The most important thing is, if I am really ugly, can I give birth to a son as cute as Honghaier?
A single pig to laugh at himself?
Are you kidding me?
The Bull Demon King seemed to see a bronze taunting the king.
Thinking of this, the originally bent waist gradually straightened up, as if it was related to his professional project, the Bull Demon King gained a little confidence for a moment.
"Of course, I must be more handsome than you!" While speaking, Zhu Bajie raised his head very chicly, and the braids on his head flicked up very well.
In fact, there is still a difference between people, just like flirting with a handsome guy is called flirting with a girl, and sexual harassment is called sexual harassment if an ugly guy strikes up a conversation, there is nothing wrong with Zhu Bajie's action itself, if it is done by a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, it will naturally achieve the desired effect .
However, if a pig's head can do it.
"Yuck~"
The Bull Demon King and the diners watching the fun expressed their attitudes with their actual actions, which is really too eye-catching!
"Well, I... I said, what do you mean by this? My old pig is also the marshal of the canopy. Back then... I was also the No. 1 choice for countless fairies in heaven, even if I went down to earth and switched to pigs Cuilan'er also likes the baby!" Zhu Bajie panted heavily and said in a hurry.
"Pfft~" Even Kiri Erina, who was so frightened and cried just now, was amused by the two words in front of her at this moment.
Crying is not, not crying is not.
Logically, I should cry, but it always feels embarrassing to cry!
"Pull it down, you're a pig, and you're a fairy, why didn't I know? And your Cuilan, how did I hear that you used force?" The Bull Demon King resolutely dismantled the stage.
"Who, who used force? Just... just my looks, do I need to use force? What eyes do you have!" Zhu Bajie shook his head and glared at the Bull Demon King.
"Hehe." The Bull Demon King sneered.
"Hehe, your sister, the boss will give me two catties of beef!" Zhu Bajie yelled, staring at the Bull Demon King.
"Choose something, choose something, the boss will give me two catties of pork, and I want streaky!" Bull Demon King also stared at Zhu Bajie and shouted.
"Give me the bullwhip and the bull's head again, and make up for it with whatever you eat!" Zhu Bajie was not to be outdone.
"Give me a pig's whip for brother pig, and eat whatever you want!" Bull Demon King stood on tiptoe and glared at Zhu Bajie and shouted!
"Beef kidney!" Zhu Bajie continued.
"Pork loin..."
......
At this moment, Zhu Bajie and Bull Demon King from the world of magical mobile phones seem to have forgotten that they are together. Even Zhu Bajie originally wanted to keep the mood of preparing to make trouble, but an inexplicable anger surged up in his heart so that Zhu Bajie and Bull Demon King abandoned The original idea was to scold directly!
Other customers on the fifth floor were also happy to watch the jokes. I have to say that Zhu Bajie and Bull Demon King in this magic mobile world are still quite talented in funny.
Of course, it's not that no one can't stand it and wants to go forward to help, but they want to see this pig and cow being unlucky, so they all hold back.
After all, sometimes Leos are boring, and it's nice to base your happiness on someone else's pain.
There's even a betting market over there, and there are quite a few bets on who can win.
"I said, you old cow, can you not learn how to speak like me!" Long Jiu Zhu Bajie said to the Bull Demon King with a broken face.
"No!" Bull Demon King shouted, staring at a pair of bull's eyes.
"Ah~" Then Zhu Bajie suddenly opened his throat and yelled, which made the Bull Demon King tremble with fright.
"Boss, serve!" Zhu Bajie yelled loudly, but found that no one agreed, and the people around were still pointing at the two of them.
"Old man, I'll go, where is the evildoer who hasn't reported his name yet!" Zhu Bajie turned his head and saw a figure with a horned beard like a steel tower, and immediately backed away in fright.