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After Liu Feng decided to tell Uchiha Madara about the matter later, he looked at the fourth person with peace of mind.
Nani?
What kind of monkey is this?
Liu Feng said that he has seen a lot of monkeys in his life, and there is a female monkey who calls herself Monkey King.
There is a monster monkey who claims to have been in prison for 500 years, but in fact he has only been in prison for 300 years.
There are monkeys with facial paralysis.
......
However, Liu Feng swears!
The monkey in front of him is definitely the weirdest monkey I have ever seen.
Liu Feng looked at the monkey's attributes.
Sun Wukong!
Well, this is nothing unusual, there is nothing in our group, there are a little more monkeys with this name, Liu Feng said that he is too lazy to count how many Monkey Kings there are in the monkey gang next door.
Strength: the beginning of the third level.
This is nothing unusual, the strange place is on the head portrait.
Because the monkey's head is squatting on the pavilion, it's not surprising.
After all, it is normal for monkeys to visit the pavilion these days.
But what the hell is that ruffian look on your face?
Where is my Monkey King's arrogance?
How to act like a little bastard.
Well, this will be tolerated.
But can you be a little monkey?
You are a monkey from the Tang Dynasty, it is too much to have a cigarette in your mouth~
It's too inconsistent, okay?
This is like the day when the platelet drove the plane and the cannon, and it was like the Soviet style.
It doesn't suit you at all!
And the monk next door who was reprimanded by you like a grandson, could it be Tang Sanzang?
Liu Feng suddenly understood why the monsters on the westbound road didn't eat Tang Sanzang after they caught him, and they wanted to offer him delicious food and drink.
The white and fat ones raised can eat two more pieces of meat even when eating!
Let's put up with all this, it's too much for you to openly advertise!
With his head full of black lines, Liu Feng looked at the small characters in the lower right corner of the head portrait that said "Wanhe Tianyi Niubi" in big characters,
your sister!
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The genius remembers the address of this site in a second: ..Vertex mobile version reading website: m.
Chapter 915 The top of the fairy, proud of the world, with me...
Monkey King with a big tongue? !
Do you want to be so pitiful~
Many people may not know Wanhe Tianyi, but when it comes to never expecting it, I believe many people will know it.
It's like ***.
After watching and entering the sage mode, who cares who the production company is. To be honest, I can't even remember the name of the movie except for the heroine. At most, I can remember the license plate number.
cough cough.
The so-called never expected is a small-budget funny web drama made by Wanhe Tianyi.
Among them, the situation about the Monkey King volume is roughly like this.
One day, Monkey King with a big tongue was defecating under a tree.
Then...
Then Nezha came and warned Monkey King not to defecate anywhere.
The big tongue Monkey King slapped Nezha over.
Yang Jian came and warned Monkey King not to defecate anywhere.
Yang Jian was slapped by the big tongue Monkey King.
The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong who was defecating everywhere, and felt that if the monkey head defecated anywhere today, he would dare to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace tomorrow. The Tathagata heard that what the Jade Emperor said was very logical.
Before Sun Wukong picked up his pants, he directly used Wuzhishan to push the monkey down the mountain.
Because he was imprisoned for defecating indiscriminately for 500 years, Sun Wukong was finally released after serving his sentence, and then Sun Wukong protected Tang Sanzang to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. In fact, it doesn't matter, but when it comes to the foot of Lingshan.
Tathagata said that the ninety-nine 81 difficulties are still worse than the four difficulties, and you will not pass the test by life or death.
Well, then Xiao Bailong was pulled out to face a difficult situation.
Sha Wujing was pulled out to face a difficult situation.
Zhu Bajie was pulled out to face a difficult situation.
After seeing the ferocity of Big Tongue Monkey King, the little monsters at the foot of the Lingshan Mountain, let alone want to eat the Tang Monk's meat, when they saw the Westward Four, they avoided it as if they saw an evil star.
Then I met a little monster named Wang Dahammer.
Tang Monk went fishing to enforce the law, but was strangled to death by Monkey King, and then Monkey King took the little monster Wang Sledgehammer to obtain the scriptures.
After becoming a Buddha, Sun Wukong felt that life was too ordinary, so he turned into a mortal named Xu Xian and married a snake demon named Bai Suzhen...
Looking at the life of this monkey, it can be said to be perfect.