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Either steam or boil.
Of course, they are all thrown in and boiled alive, so that the original taste is enough.
Directly strangled to death, this method of death is a bit refreshing~
Tang Sanzang, the great sage of love madness, master Tang Sanzang, and Chen Shanmei stared at the screen with wide-eyed eyes, and all gasped.
This monkey is also a ruthless person!
"What the hell, I... Do I look like that man-eating monkey? I've already reached the foot of the Lingshan Mountain. Buddha Zhuhui said I'm still a few troubles away, Ma Dan, I feel like a fire pig It's just embarrassing us.
In the past few times, the juniors were all sent to be robbed, and they had nothing to do, so they had to catch a little demon to kidnap the monk, but they accidentally tied them too hard, and the monk just burped~"
Big Tongue Monkey King complained dissatisfied.
The group fell into silence once again.
This time, the three Tang Sanzang, the Monkey King with paralyzed face, and the Monkey King who is fighting for hegemony in the Monkey King world are the ones who are most moved this time.
Your sister, can you still do this kind of operation?
Take your own people to the top?
Do you want to be so coquettish in operation?
Why didn't I think of this trick when I went to learn the scriptures?
Misstep, misstep!
But in other words, when you meet a little monster, why do you help him to tie up Tang Sanzang, your sister's fishing law enforcement.
Have you ever thought about the psychological shadow area of other little monsters?
He also used too much force and strangled to death.
Even if this Tang Sanzang died, he would definitely not rest in peace!
Suddenly I feel that there are too many slots, and I don’t know how to complain.
"So, now I want to find someone to pretend to be Tang Shanzhang, first go to Lingshan to get the scriptures, can any of you go with me?" Big Tongue Monkey King looked at the three Tang Sanzang in the group.
"Brother, think about how heroic you were when you made troubles in the Heavenly Palace. Not only have you been suppressed by the Tathagata for 500 years, but you have not been given the scriptures at the foot of the Lingshan Mountain. I think that old clapper is targeting you. You agree, brother, I will immediately take the monkey gang to destroy his spirit mountain, and let us honor the majesty of the Monkey King!" The king of demon kings, Sun Wukong, said with golden eyes.
There was an uncontrollable excited expression on his face, and he almost didn't tell the other group members clearly that Lao Sun was going to do something.
"Brother monkey, I feel that you may have read too many heroic scripts. My old grandson is a kind monkey. He makes trouble in the heavenly palace and calls himself the Monkey King. I won't do it!" Big Tongue Monkey King waved his hand quickly and said. .
"Brother, don't be afraid. Let me tell you, when you are in the group, treat the group as your own home. No one will cheat you. Our monkey gang is professional. No matter where you come from, there are thousands of mountains and rivers. We, the Monkey Gang, don’t get paid to help you out!”
Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, continued to speak sincerely.
It must be that this new Monkey King has not realized where he is, and he is a little shy, as long as he guides him a little bit--
"What the hell, what are you talking about? I used to defecate everywhere, and then the grandson of the Jade Emperor went...to find Tathagata to sue me. They thought that if I defecated anywhere today, I would make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace tomorrow, and then I It was suppressed for 500 years!"
Big Tongue Monkey King said indifferently.
The chat group was silent again. What is this all about? Is the Tathagata in your world a fool?
Let me go, this is really possible, after all, the monkey head just said that he wanted to find Tang Sanzang to pretend to be his master to deceive the truth, but he was suppressed for 500 years because of defecating everywhere?
What kind of unlucky setting is this!
"Yeah, I also think that makes sense!" Little King Kong, who had been silent all this time, kept nodding his head in agreement.
Come on, Big Hulu, why are you here to join in the fun!
Let’s not talk about your world, it’s a scam, and now is it because you finally met someone with the same value orientation?
"Brother, let's not talk about the Monkey King. Don't you have any resentment when you are pressed on Wuzhi Mountain? Don't you want to take revenge on that bald man?" Monkey King, the king of demon kings, said with sweat on his forehead.
I always feel that this monkey is not on the same channel as me!
Now that the name Sun Wukong is called, can we have a sense of responsibility and mission?
For example, unanimous confrontation with the enemy or something?
"No, by the way, before my trousers were lifted up, Tathagata put his left hand down, and that feeling, ah ~ cool!" Big Tongue Monkey King sent a feeling of ecstasy.
"I came to Lingshan just to find Xiao Zuo, only he can give me that feeling~"
hold back!
Do not laugh!
calm down!
calm down!
"@小魔头大大Can I go through it? I'm going to kill this turtle grandson!" The monkey felt like he was about to explode.
This Monkey King is simply a wonderful thing, I can't bear it anymore!
Liu Feng didn't reply to him. In fact, most people in the group can't send messages now, and the group members in every world are laughing wildly.
Peaty, I have seen many monkeys, but this is the first time I have seen this funny monkey.
"What, hate me, why do you hate me?" Monkey King with a big tongue was confused.
This left many members speechless.
"Ma Dan, do you agree or not? Otherwise, Lao Sun will have to drag this little bull demon over to make up the numbers!" Big Tongue Monkey King continued.
"Wait, wait, Brother Monkey, look...you're going to find a little bull demon to recharge, see if I can do it, I'm a big bull demon!" The bull demon king of the magic phone world hurriedly stood up. come out.
This is Journey to the West!
Although it feels a bit funny, but it is only the last step to achieve Buddhahood, and it is not in vain!
"You?" Monkey King with the big tongue seemed to be hesitating.
"Let's try it first!"
Looking at this scene, Liu Feng felt that his abs were about to burst out of laughter. This monkey is really funny.
"@宇智波雅, is your Moon Eye plan still in progress?" Seeing that the remaining newcomers seemed unwilling to speak, Aite Uchiha Madara asked directly.
as a nuclear pacifist.