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Monkey King nodded, but he was a little confused about what kind of moth the bald man was doing.
"That bald Tathagata put you on Wuzhi Mountain with one hand, and did such an unreasonable thing to you, can you bear it?" Tang Seng clenched his fists and asked with resentment on his face.
"Master, under your teaching, I feel that I can bear it!"
"But any beast can't bear it!"
"Master, I'm a monkey, and I'm a beast!" If you want to fool my grandson, go back and practice for hundreds of years!
"As a teacher, several buddhist friends told the poor monk that Tathagata spread the image of you being pressed on Wuzhishan with your naked buttocks in the fairy world, saying that you, a monkey, wanted his right hand to help you beat your xx"
"Tathagata, you bald man, today my grandson is going to demolish your Lingshan!"
Chapter 953 Why did the Buddha teach me?
"Hehe~"
Looking at Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang who went away, he smiled quite complacently.
A monkey is a monkey, how could it be better than a man!
There are so many masters on Lingshan, so it is natural that someone needs to test it out!
Fortunately, after going through the nine-nine-eight-one disaster, the monkey's cultivation base has also reached the level of the sixth-level peak, otherwise it would have been beaten out by now.
Sha Wujing, Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie shuddered uncontrollably and moved away from Tang Sanzang.
I always feel that this bald man's smile is so scary, it's better to reduce his presence as much as possible.
"Bajie, Wuneng, I have something to tell you as a teacher."
It's just that there is a good saying, the more you are afraid of something, the faster it will happen.
At this moment, the expressions on the faces of Zhu Bajie and the two were not much better than when they learned that they were demoted to the mortal world.
......
at the same time.
In Daleiyin Temple, the Tathagata Buddha is having a meeting.
As the leadership of Buddhism, there is nothing else to do every day except meetings.
Anyway, sit and brag when you have something to do.
By the way, let me make up how I became a Buddha overnight with an epiphany.
Then I received a round of applause from the Buddha Bodhisattva Arhat below.
Tathagata is also very proud of himself.
Although this allusion has been told thousands of times, every time I can see their comprehended faces, Tathagata feels sincerely relieved.
After all, it proves that he didn't do it in vain.
The saying that learning the new by reviewing the past is indeed true.
Although I felt that I didn't understand much, I still nodded symbolically.
There is a child-teachable expression.
Many Bodhisattvas, Buddhas, and Arhats below showed expressions of sudden enlightenment.
In my heart, I was secretly scolding my mother.
When I first heard this allusion from the guy above, I and others admired it in my heart.
Admire the heart of the Buddha!
Admire Buddha's fearless spirit of cutting meat and feeding eagles.
Admire the enlightenment of the Buddha.
but......
Can you stop saying it every year?
My ears are almost callused, okay?
The most important thing is that every time after listening to it, the leaders above will look at you expectantly!
Can I say that I didn't realize anything at all?
You are the same devil as the college entrance examination question group, you have nothing to do to find something to ask you to write an inexplicable impression!
Of course, I said this in my heart.
The golden cicada next door.
The great disciple of the Buddha.
Last time the Buddha was wrangling.
Jin Chanzi dozed off.
Then Jin Chanzi went down and reincarnated, and according to gossip, the Buddha is still spreading rumors on the four continents of the world.
It is said that eating the flesh of Tang Sanzang will prevent you from entering the Three Realms and Six Realms of Reincarnation just like the Golden Immortal, and you will not be affected by disasters and catastrophes, and you can also make great strides in your skills and Taoism!
You are not harmed!
Didn't he just doze off at the Buddhist meeting?
We can say what you said backwards, and we have to say it again every year!
What a blessing to have such a leader!
I heard that there are not so many things going on in the Tianting next door, so I can just find a chance to jump over there.
"Tathagata, come out for me, you bastard!"
"Boom~"
Tathagata was about to say something, the next moment the Great Leiyin Temple shook, and then the Buddha's light surged to completely offset the impact.
Tathagata frowned slightly.
I hate being interrupted when I'm talking.