noffsinger Chapter 553 Forced Marriage
Chapter 553 Forced Marriage
Chapter 553 Forced Marriage
"Yang Ming, Mommy Sang wants to marry you!"
As soon as Baron Eggy finished speaking, the whole scene fell into a strange silence. Everyone who knew Da Ma covered their mouths without exception, as if they wanted to laugh but dared not.
who is aunt
Charlotte Lingling, one of the Four Emperors, has a tall body like a giant, and a waistline like a bucket like a middle-aged woman. She is also ugly, like a humanoid dinosaur, which makes people daunting just from a distance.
She is simply Sister Furong + Sister Feng + Ruhua, the "beauty" formed by the combination of the three.
But, just such a strange existence who is calling the wind and rain at sea, actually wants to marry Yang Ming?
Oh my goodness, this isn't a joke, is it?
Everyone looked at Yang Ming strangely. With his ordinary boyish figure, even with Gu Juji and Jang Keun Suk, he is still a silver needle in front of the aunt! (avoid river crab)
Perhaps because he didn't notice the weird atmosphere around him, Baron Eggy felt good about himself, and continued to say solemnly:
"Mom Sang said that in this vast sea, only you, Yang Ming, are worthy to be her husband."
"Because, among the other four emperors, the white beard is too old, the red hair is broken and disabled, and the beast Kaido is too fierce. Only you, Yang Ming, are the one destined by your mother. Not only are you powerful, but you are also a good cook. .”
After Baron Egg finished speaking, he blinked and motioned Yang Ming to accept the wedding invitation.
puff!puff!puff!
Hahaha!Hahaha!
As soon as Baron Dandan finished speaking, Shanks' subordinates couldn't bear it any longer, and all of them burst out laughing!
Many people raised their middle fingers at Shanks, booing and joking.
"Boss, you are not married yet, have you ever been abandoned by your aunt?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, boss, tell me honestly, does aunt dislike you for having a unicorn arm?"
"These bastards!" Hearing these words, Shanks lay on the gun innocently, the veins on his forehead suddenly popped up, and he roared, "Get out!"
Faced with the boss's anger, Shanks' subordinates didn't take it seriously, instead they continued to laugh and laugh, and there was a burst of laughter.
Egg Baron: "..."
Baron Dandan looked at all this enviously. You must know that on the aunt's side, it is unimaginable to have such a happy side. Almost everyone is trembling with fear, for fear of accidentally angering the aunt and being drawn out of the soul .
In fact, when Baron Eggy came to send the wedding invitation, he was extremely puzzled.
In the past, when aunts wanted to marry other forces, they used their daughters as bargaining chips.
But what I never expected was that this time, in order to marry Yang Ming, the aunt actually wanted to do it herself, which really broke everyone's three views!
There is only one sentence in Yang Ming's mind, I don't know if I should say it or not, should I say that the intelligence gathering ability of the aunt's subordinates is very strong, I don't know where I learned that the Kitchen God Pirates captured two generals alive, plus Yang Ming Ming is very good at cooking, these two conditions are enough to drive aunt crazy.
Cough cough cough, well, Yang Ming admits that maybe only the one who knows how to cook is what Aunt cares most about. Who told her to be a famous dessert lover?
Baron Dandan saw that Yang Ming had not accepted the wedding invitation for a long time, and became anxious.
"Please be sure to accept it, Mama Sang said, if you don't agree, she will come here in person and wash the Shampoo Islands with blood!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shanks cast a sharp gaze at him, like a substantial gaze, which turned into a sharp knife and stabbed fiercely into his heart!
Overlord is domineering!
In the blink of an eye, Baron Eggy felt as if he was carrying a huge mountain on his back. With a bang, his knees fell to the ground and he knelt on the ground. He was almost lying on the ground, unable to lift his waist!
The power of the Four Emperors is so terrifying!
Shanks stared at Baron Dandan condescendingly, his face restrained from a playful smile, and turned into a solemn expression, showing the majesty of the emperor.
"Charlotte really has the ability to force Yang Ming to marry with the lives of tens of thousands of people!"
Baron Eggy was dripping with sweat, dripping to the ground, forming a puddle of water stains on the ground.
He was very helpless in his heart, and pretended to be calm on his face, "Could it be that you, who are also the Four Emperors, are going to fight against Mommy Sang? This is not in line with the agreement we reached in private."
At the beginning, the forces of the four four emperors were all brothers. In order to avoid unnecessary internal friction, and at the same time to deal with the encirclement and suppression of the navy, they reached a consensus to try not to trouble the other four emperors.
Of course, this kind of agreement is often used to void it.
Shanks didn't speak, instead he turned his face like flipping a book, instantly changed from a serious emperor to a funny tease, put one hand on Yang Ming's shoulder, and started pimping business.
"Yang Ming, I see, you and aunt are really a match made in heaven."
Looking at Yang Ming's blank eyes, Shanks patted Yang Ming's shoulder like a veteran.
"Look, you are so thin and small, you should find a strong woman to conquer you, I think aunt is very suitable for you!"
"Men and women match, work is not tiring, one attack and one receive, create a beautiful and harmonious life!"
puff!
Yang Ming almost spurted blood with anger!
Your uncle!Your whole family are uncles!
Yang Ming thought that just now Shanks made the appearance of righteous words to help him, but in the blink of an eye, it turned out that he was trying to trick him!
Thinking about Auntie's touching and huge body, her arms are as thick as Yang Ming's waist, and Auntie is middle-aged, and her needs for that aspect are just like a wolf's age. It is hard for Yang Ming to imagine that once they When the two combine, how will he be squeezed dry!
The picture was so beautiful, just thinking about it for a while, Yang Ming shivered, it was too scary!
In order to live a happy life for the rest of his life, Yang Ming had no choice but to bite the bullet and said under Baron Eggy's astonished gaze:
"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend, I can't accept aunt's kindness!"
Shanks' expression froze, "Yang Ming, have you thought it through?"
Yang Ming nodded heavily, and Shanks immediately gave him a heroic smile, "As expected of my friend, you are so proud! You have the guts! He's a man!"
Shanks grabbed Yang Ming's shoulders and pointed at Baron Eggy, "Go back and tell Charlotte, if you want to be tough, pass me first!"
Baron Eggy got up from the ground numbly, his face had become quite ugly.
Working under the aunt, if you fail to complete the task, you will be punished very horribly.
In order to avoid such a thing from happening, Baron Eggy took out a phone bug from his arms, and quickly contacted Auntie.
The phone bug is a unique creature of One Piece. When connected to another party, it will show part of the other party's appearance characteristics and expressions.
Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.
(End of this chapter)