You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Chapter 248 This joke is not funny

"Squeak~"

The squirrel Xiaoxianer successfully climbed onto Liu Chunhua's head and sat upright. His dark eyes turned and fell on the table full of food.

Liu Chunhua was happy and looked at Su Chen with a proud raised eyebrow: "Ah Chen, what did mom say? Xiaoxianer will definitely come."

Old Man Su was also happy. He pointed to a small table of snacks and melon seeds and peanuts on the side and said, "Xiao Xian'er, you have a table too. It's right here!"

Xiao Xian'er didn't care about that. After observing, she flicked her tail and landed lightly on Su Chen's shoulder: "Squeak~"

Su Chen stood up with a smile, took out a clean bowl from the cupboard, and poured some orange soda into it.

Squirrel Fairy immediately buried his head in it.

"Master Su, this, this... Immortal Family?"

"Have you not……"

Su Chen shook his head: "This little fairy is from the mountains. My nephew and his friends met a mandrill in the mountains before, and it helped save them."

Wang Haitao suddenly realized.

"I thought you were raising an immortal as a pet..."

He breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the squirrel carefully, and frowned: "Master Su, this little fairy... is a bit fat!"

"squeak!"

The squirrel Xiaoxianer, who was happily drinking soda, suddenly flicked his tail, stood up his little head, looked at Wang Haitao, and seemed very angry!

"Haha, what?" Wang Haitao raised his hand and patted his cheek gently. "Xiaoxian'er, don't misunderstand me. I'm not very good at speaking. In our place, you are blessed and wealthy!"

Liu Chunhua nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, our Xiaoxian'er is so lucky. Come on, Xiaoxian'er, I still have soda here."

"I have it here too, Xiaoxian, here, here..." Apeng, Acai, Honghong and the others shouted.

Su Chen reminded: "Pour the soda into this bowl, and eat, eat!"

"Yes, yes, Xiaoxian'er, come and eat with me, let's have the New Year's Eve dinner together!"

"Squeak!"

"Ah~" Little Ayun, who was held by Old Man Su, also waved his little hands.

"Ayun, you want to eat it too? You're too young to eat it now. Grandpa will dip it with chopsticks and you can lick it to satisfy your desire, okay?"

"Ah~"

"Grandpa, my brother said it's okay, I'll do it, I'll do it~" Honghong couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks.

……

Wang Haitao took a sip of soda, looked at the child who was diligently pouring soda for the squirrel, then looked at Honghong who was busy trying various dishes on her brother, and met Su Chen's gaze.

He held out the glass, listened to the tinkling sound, and laughed.

"Master Su, your family's New Year's Eve dinner is so lively!"

envy!

The Su family had their New Year's Eve dinner while having fun. It lasted from around three o'clock to around five o'clock, and ended only when night fell.

When Liu Chunhua was cleaning up the dishes, Old Man Su had already laid out five fruits to invite the Kitchen God.

Su Chen took a chisel and started carving door gods on the wooden door.

Amidst the flying wood chips, Wang Haitao looked at the children who were chasing and making noise with the little wooden man and the squirrel Xiaoxianer.

"Master Su, do you think it's time for me to get married?"

Su Chen raised his eyebrows: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

"I used to think one person could feed the whole family and we could travel extensively," Wang Haitao said, leaning against the wall and gazing north. "Now I think having a few children might not be a bad idea."

"Do you think Liu Xian also likes children? Let him help look after the child when the time comes."

Su Chen: "..."

Putting away the chisel and blowing on the door, Su Chen took two steps back and looked at it with squinted eyes.

Wang Haitao looked over when he saw this, and couldn't help but frown.

"Master Su, what you are carving now... is it a door god?"

Why is it different from what I drew this afternoon?

"Who is the door god?"

"Usually it's Shentu and Yulei, but there are also Zhong Kui, Wang Lingguan, Qin Shubao, and Yuchi Gong..."

Wang Haitao nodded: "Oh, so who is this person you drew, Master Su Tianshi?"

"I!"

Wang Haitao: “!!!”

"Haha, Master Su, this joke... isn't very funny."

"The key point... you don't look like..."

Meeting Su Chen's gaze, Wang Haitao was stunned for a moment, and after a long while, he managed to utter, "Are you serious?"

"Try it." Su Chen explained.

try?

Trying to be a door god?

Wang Haitao felt like his brain was going to be a mess.

"No, Master Su, what are you trying?"

Su Chen didn't answer him, turned around and walked into the darkness. After a while, he came back with a wild ghost.

Slam it against the door.

The next moment, the statue on the door suddenly emitted a green light, and the wild ghost flew backwards.

Wang Haitao: “!!!”

Really useful?

Can Master Su really become a door god?

Su Chen went out again, and this time he invited a gray shadow.

Wang Haitao watched the gray shadow cautiously approach the door, then stretched out his ghost hand. After the ghost hand reached in, he became bolder and put his shoulder into the door...

As soon as the entire gray shadow entered the door, impatient squeaking sounds were immediately heard from inside.

"Xiaoxian'er, he is the ancestor of the Su family, don't worry." Su Chen comforted and input a trace of merit power into the gray shadow with satisfaction.

Watching the gray figure happily leave with a hint of golden light, Wang Haitao scratched his head: "Master Su Tianshi, can you really be a door god?"

"I guess so," Su Chen nodded. "I've seen Zi Gu and Dong Shen before, and I thought their anchor points were fixed. For example, Zi Gu's anchor point is the toilet, and Dong Shen's anchor point is the cave."

"Well, so what?" Wang Haitao asked.

"So after my conversation with Master Zhang, I've been thinking about how to connect with the anchor point. I'm also inclined to establish a stable and convenient channel similar to the Ghost Path."

Wang Haitao nodded.

"My thinking is too narrow. It's not advisable to generalize."

Wang Haitao: “…Ah?”

Su Chen sighed: "We should systematically and comprehensively explore the relationship between God and anchor points in a more scientific way."

Wang Haitao: “…”

Didn't drink, but felt a little tipsy.

By the way, we were labeled as superstitious before. Aren’t superstition and science contradictory?

Su Chen continued: "When exploring, you can't ignore any point, such as the statue."

Wang Haitao replied dryly, "So, you drew yourself?"

"Aunt Chun's words this afternoon reminded me that the door god statue is actually equivalent to an anchor point."

"Not only the gate gods, but also the statues of other gods are anchor points, such as the statue of the evil god of Jianzhou, which is also..."

Wang Haitao: “…”

Liu Xian, save me!

Or I should go back and draw talismans, which are simpler.

What are you talking about?

Wang Haitao wanted to cry but had no tears, but he still had to pretend to listen attentively.

"The statue in Jianzhou can be used as an anchor point, and in the beginning, it wasn't an evil god. I was wondering, why can't I?"

"The question is how to set the anchor point so that when an abnormality is discovered, it can be sensed immediately and accurately reached..."

Wang Haitao: Isn't this mountain village too remote? Why aren't there any fireworks for the New Year?

"I thought of the formation. There are many formations that can be sensed. Master Zhang's soul-transferring formation also gave me inspiration..."

Do I need to explain how to set up the formation?

Wang Haitao took a deep breath and smiled, "I suddenly want to go in and eat something. Master Su, it's New Year's Eve, how can we stay up all night without eating, right?"

Before Su Chen could react, Wang Haitao pulled him in.