noffsinger Chapter 474 I’m worried that you won’t be able to find a place to eat shit
Chapter 474 I’m worried that you won’t be able to find a place to eat shit
Chapter 474 I’m worried that you won’t be able to find a place to eat shit
In the small hall, everyone present turned to look at the Tang people, their eyes filled with surprise and confusion.
Having dinner and then returning to the room to rest is a common practice at all previous medical exchange meetings.
Then the group will be notified of the next activities.
Today someone actually proposed to exchange medical skills.
It's like a herd of migrating rhinos, all moving in one direction, but suddenly a person appears going the other way.
The Tang people are the ones who go against the trend.
It seems weird and different.
Yan Guishan's eyes were cold. This guy actually raised objections to the itinerary he arranged.
This was a challenge to his authority. He was already cursing in his heart, but he still kept a smile on his face: "Who are you?"
Tang Renzhong hesitated for a moment and said, "My name is Tang Renzhong, and I'm from Fangxin Village."
Yan Guishan raised his eyebrows: "I'm asking about work.
For example, which hospital do you work in?
Tang Renzhong's face darkened. He just opened a clinic and he didn't want to talk about such things.
Because every time I say it, I will be despised.
Now he didn't say he didn't believe it. He said in a voice as soft as a mosquito's hum: "I... I am a Chinese medicine doctor."
Traditional Chinese Medicine
Yan Guishan was stunned for a moment, with a look of sarcasm on his face:
Traditional Chinese Medicine
You are a Chinese medicine practitioner.
Then let me ask you, what is your educational background?" In the hall, all the doctors had amused expressions on their faces.
He looked at the Tang people as if they were monkeys.
The words were on the tip of Tang Renzhong's tongue, but seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, he couldn't say them.
Yan Guishan urged coldly: "I asked you what your educational background is, don't you understand?"
Seeing that they couldn't escape, the Tang people said helplessly: "College!"
College?
Chi~
Yan Guishan sneered, then controlled his expression: "Do you know what the minimum educational level of the people present is?
The minimum is a master's degree.
You are just a college graduate, how do you have the courage to come in?" Tang Renzhong frowned and looked at Yan Guishan, raising his voice and said: "I came here to exchange medical skills.
I have finished my meal.
Why don’t you exchange medical skills?”
Yan Guishan originally wanted to scold him a few times to end the farce.
But when he saw the serious look on the Tang people's faces, he suddenly became interested and decided to play some fun.
"You want to exchange medical skills, right?
Ok.
Then start.
Let’s start with you. What do you want to share with everyone?”
Ah ~
The Tang people were stunned. It was their first time attending a medical exchange meeting.
He came with the attitude of learning.
I wasn't prepared to share any insights. "I... I wasn't prepared.
Let other doctors share their experiences first!"
Yan Guishan said with a playful smile: "No need to prepare.
This medical skills exchange meeting is a place where everyone can speak freely.
Just chat.”
Just chatting?
Tang Renzhong thought for a moment and suddenly remembered the contents of the book "Five Medical Books Integrating Chinese and Western Medicine".
Some things can indeed be shared.
He thought for a moment and said, “Then I will share some of my experiences with you.
Just consider it as a starting point for discussion.
First, let me talk about myself as a Chinese medicine doctor.
There are many schools of thought in Traditional Chinese Medicine, and I belong to the Huitong School.”
Yan Guishan raised his hand to interrupt: "Are there many schools of Traditional Chinese Medicine? What is the Huitong School?"
There was mockery in his eyes when he asked the question.
He just wanted Tangren to say something.
Because the more you talk, the more mistakes you make.
It was like he knew that Tang Renzhong’s pants were torn and his butt was exposed, but Tang Renzhong himself didn’t know it.
But he made the Tang people circle in front of everyone.
Let everyone see the Tang people’s butts.
The Tang people were still a little reserved, speaking haltingly: "Well, to use an old saying, Chinese medicine has a long history and is the oldest medical technique in human history.
I...I'll talk about it in more detail today.
For example, the most common ones are the eight major sects.
There are the typhoid fever school, the Qianjin school, the local prescription school, the warm disease school, the warm-tonifying school, the evil-attacking school, and the Huitong school.
Huitong School is one of them, but it is also my favorite school.
In everyone's cognition, traditional Chinese medicine is ancient metaphysics.
Although this statement is one-sided, it has to be admitted.
Traditional Chinese medicine has some metaphysical elements. I am not saying that it is illusory, or impractical or ineffective.
What I want to say is that its effect is very good, but the key is that it cannot be explained by today's science.
But the Huitong School is the most likely to use modern science to explain clearly what Chinese medicine is.
The Huitong School takes traditional Chinese medicine as its foundation and integrates it with modern Western medical techniques. In fact, it is biased to talk about Western medical techniques.
For example, in my country, there were surgeries like scraping bones to heal wounds and caesarean sections during the Han Dynasty...
So Western medicine is wrong, it’s just that it has developed better in the West in modern times.
I believe that Western medicine should be called modern medicine, because it is primarily powered by modern science.
Traditional Chinese medicine should absorb modern medical techniques, upgrade, deepen and strengthen our traditional Chinese medicine.
It integrates the past and the present, creating a great medical skill that can cure human suffering."
The Tang people spoke more and more fluently, and finally became very emotional and spoke in an excited tone.
It can be seen that he is already full of passion.
The doctors present had different expressions on their faces. Some sneered, some shook their heads, and some were indifferent...
clap clap clap...
Applause suddenly broke out in the quiet little hall.
Yan Guishan applauded and said with a smile: "Wonderful, really wonderful!"
Seeing Yan Guishan's support, the Tang people smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you." Yan Guishan smiled and said, "Wonderful, really wonderful.
Traditional Chinese medicine is like the Jianghu in martial arts novels.
The eight major sects, wow...it's really amazing.
Do they also use internal energy to treat diseases?
Is there any Star Absorbing Technique?
Directly suck out people’s diseases?
If you master Chinese medicine, can you fly and hide in the sky?
Ha ha ha ha……"
Tang Renzhong's smile froze. He thought he had found a soulmate, someone who supported the Huitong faction.
He didn't expect that people were just laughing at him.
His expression turned serious, and he corrected himself earnestly: "Traditional Chinese medicine can cure diseases and save lives, this is real.
It's not the illusory kind of flying over eaves and walls in martial arts novels.
Please don’t joke about traditional Chinese medicine!” Yan Guishan curled his lips and said, “It really exists.”
But they were actually eliminated.
Traditional Chinese medicine will disappear completely.”
The Tang people were immediately furious: "You are talking nonsense, Chinese medicine will not be eliminated.
I am a Chinese medicine practitioner.
I am standing right here.
It means that Chinese medicine stands here.
I tell you, traditional Chinese medicine will not disappear, but will be revived again.
As long as it is integrated with modern technology, Chinese medicine will flourish again!"
Neuropathy!
Yan Guishan gave a passionate speech to the Tang people and finally defined the Tang people!
And the condition is serious. He didn't want to tease any more and wanted to end the conversation quickly:
Since you think you represent Chinese medicine.
Revenue is the only criterion for whether an industry is prosperous.
Your income represents the current status of traditional Chinese medicine.
I ask you.
How much do you earn a month?
This……
The Tang people looked embarrassed, this was his weak spot.
If he didn't have dozens of houses for rent, he would rely on the money he earned from running a clinic.
It's impossible to support a family.
Yan Guishan saw the expressions on the faces of the Tang people and said sarcastically, "You are not making money, so you are too embarrassed to say it!"
The Tang people were furious when they heard this: "Who said we can't make money?
I make nearly three thousand yuan a month. This is all earned through my medical skills!"
Yan Guishan laughed again when he heard this: "You are not ashamed to call yourself a doctor for 3,000 yuan?
Colleagues, how much is your monthly income?
Report them yourself.
Let him see how much a real doctor earns."
Doctor Zhang, who was sitting next to Tang Renzhong, stood up and said, "I work at the street hospital, a grassroots hospital.
The income is relatively low.
Twenty-one thousand a month."
Twenty-one thousand?
Yan Guishan widened his eyes and looked at Doctor Tang in shock: "The street hospital only treats minor illnesses such as colds, fevers, headaches, and brain fever.
How can you earn so much?"
A doctor wearing gold-rimmed glasses stood up and said, "More than 20,000, is that a lot?
I opened my own clinic, a Western medicine clinic.
Forty thousand yuan a month!"
A thin-faced young man stood up and said, “I work at the city hospital.
Fifty thousand a month!"
An obese doctor stood up and said, "I'm the chief physician, and I make 70,000 yuan a month."
A middle-aged man in his forties stood up and said, “I’m at the professor level.
Ninety thousand a month."
An elderly doctor with half-white hair stood up and said, "I make two hundred thousand a month..."
……
Yan Guishan said sarcastically, "See?
Your income is pitifully low among all the doctors here!
Your income represents Traditional Chinese Medicine.
This shows that the technical level of Traditional Chinese Medicine is also pitifully low!"
Tang Renzhong's face turned pale. He had suffered a lot of ridicule before, but he didn't care.
Because he has faith in his heart, but this time, someone actually belittled the traditional Chinese medicine he believed in.
He couldn’t bear it any longer, and stared at Yan Guishan with a solemn expression: “You can say that my medical skills are low.
But you can't say that Chinese medicine is of low quality.
I am not the only practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine.
Other practitioners of Traditional Chinese Medicine are definitely better than me, and their income is definitely higher than mine!"
Yan Guishan curled his lips and said, “How many people are still practicing Traditional Chinese Medicine?
I'm not looking down on you TCM practitioners. Take the combined monthly income of all TCM practitioners in Songjiang City.
They don’t even have as much monthly income as I do alone!”
The Tang people were furious when they heard this: "You...you are going too far.
How much do you earn per person?
I don't believe that the combined income of all the traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City is not as high as yours alone!"
Yan Guishan showed a smug look on his face: "I make 350,000 a month!
That’s all I have to say today!
Listen carefully.
The total income of all traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City.
If your income is higher than mine, I, Yan Guishan, will eat shit on the spot! "
Tang Renzhong's face turned red. He really wanted Yan Guishan to produce the data so that Yan Guishan would admit defeat with conviction.
To restore the dignity of traditional Chinese medicine. However, it was impossible for him to contact all the traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City.
It is even more impossible to know the total income of all of them.
Seeing that the Tang people were silent, Yan Guishan sneered, "Why aren't you talking?
Let me say it again, if the income of all the traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City is added together, it will exceed my income.
I ate shit on the spot!
Didn’t you say that traditional Chinese medicine will rise?
Show me the income data of all the traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City and I will admit defeat with conviction!
If you can't produce the data, you have to admit that the level of Chinese medicine is low!"
The faces of the Tang people turned pale and red.
He could not provide the income data of all traditional Chinese medicine doctors in Songjiang City.
But he couldn't bring himself to say that Chinese medicine was of low standard.
Just when he was extremely anxious.
Suddenly, a voice sounded at the door: "President Yan, do you know where the toilet is?"
Yan Guishan didn't expect that at this time, he would meet someone looking for a toilet. He said impatiently: "If you're looking for a toilet, go ask the waiter!"
Ye Changqing said coldly: "I want to ask you, do you know?"
Yan Guishan frowned: "I know, why are you asking this?"
Ye Changqing said coldly: "I'm worried that you won't be able to find a place to eat shit.
Now that you know where the toilet is.
Go eat shit!"