What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 197 Teddy Bear with All Five Poisons

"What? You said this is the FBI Academy?"

"Didn't the boss who got kicked in the head by a donkey say that?"

"Luckily the cashier and I were having fun with the tuna we were selling to Japanese restaurants... Although I got a fishy smell, I also left some good stuff on the fish."

"By the way, as FBI agents, you guys wouldn't make things difficult for a talking teddy bear, right?"

"Of course, if you want to taste the good stuff in my hands, it's not impossible..."

Li Chengfeng looked at the teddy bear in front of him who was complaining, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The world is so big that there is nothing strange.

Why did you bring in this vulgar teddy bear?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and tell us how you got in here."

Although Uncle Wolf was always laughing and joking with his acquaintances, he looked like a middle-aged drunkard and was not serious at all.

But it's pretty scary when it gets serious.

With a face full of flesh and a pair of sharp claws, he is definitely a ruthless person.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Keep those claws away from me! I'm a living teddy bear. If I accidentally scratch my skin, I'll have to sew it back together!"

"Cut the skin? If you don't want to be torn to pieces by him, just tell him quickly." Li Chengfeng also lowered his head, his face gloomy, "Although I am a kind-hearted person who never hurts others, I sometimes choose to be blind."

"I can't guarantee what this man with steel claws will do to you when the time comes."

Having said that, he was ready to turn around.

Teddy Bear was a cowardly guy to begin with, and he immediately backed down.

Fortunately, he was a teddy bear, otherwise he would have been scared to death by now.

"Okay! I'm an employee of the vegetable supplier! This time I sneaked into a vehicle delivering supplies to the FBI Academy, hoping to take some pictures of girls with super powers, but I ended up being stuffed into this supply warehouse and couldn't get out."

"I'll just make the best of it and take a breath to calm down."

Li Chengfeng was so angry that he laughed at this teddy bear that possessed all five poisons.

Fei YeZi, calm down, okay?

He reached out, grabbed the teddy bear, and walked out.

As he walked, the teddy bear was still in his hand.

"Fuck! Dude, don't put your hand on my tag! That's my sensitive spot!"

……

After bringing Teddy Bear into the reception room, Li Chengfeng contacted his family through the phone number he provided.

Then also learned how he went from being a teddy bear to a living teddy bear.

According to him, it was one night thirty years ago that he suddenly came to life.

The reason turned out to be that his best friend made a wish to God in his sleep!

Then he lived!

"Although I don't understand the exact principle, I am indeed a living creature." Teddy held the hookah and took a deep puff. "The most amazing thing is that a while ago, I was chased by a perverted father and son who were obsessed with plush toys. They tore me in half, and then I died briefly for one night..."

"That night, my best friend's girlfriend made another wish, hoping that I would come back alive."

“And then I came back to life.”

“Let’s pay tribute to the legendary King of Endurance Teddy! Roar, roar, roar!”

Li Chengfeng rubbed his eyebrows.

This teddy bear actually grew huge.

In the FBI Academy, he became very good at flying leaves, which was unprecedented and unparalleled.

the most important is……

Li Chengfeng really didn't know how to condemn a teddy bear!

What happened to Teddy Bear Flying Leaf?

The body is full of cotton! No harm at all!

And there's no second-hand smoke at all, it's all in the pot.

However, the information he revealed is still of some value.

Make a wish, and he will live.

If it were in the original movie, it might just be an abstract and absurd deus ex machina.

But in this hybrid universe, it is very likely that some magical supernatural powers are really involved.

But judging from the state of Teddy and his best friend, they were probably just accidentally exposed to this power.

Although Li Chengfeng has no interest in a teddy bear, he needs to understand the cause of his creation.

This power that can give life to dead things without changing their inner nature...

Somewhat outrageous.

At this time, Li Chengfeng's personal terminal lit up.

A call from the sentry at the gate of the FBI Academy.

"Agent Li, an old Chevrolet came to the FBI Academy. They said they were notified by the FBI to pick up Teddy."

"Yes, I asked someone to notify them. Let him go after the inspection. Tell him I'm waiting in the reception room."

"receive."

After saying that, the person on the other end hung up the call.

Ten minutes later, a middle-aged man who looked a little wimpy appeared outside the reception room.

As soon as he saw Teddy, he excitedly reached out to push the door open and wanted to come in...

Then he tried to push but failed and his face hit the glass.

Li Chengfeng knew that he shouldn't have too many fantasies about the characters in comedy movies.

I could only walk up and open the door while the middle-aged man outside was rubbing his nose and crying in pain.

"This door can only be opened by pulling it outwards."

"...Dude, there's no sign, how am I supposed to know to pull it open?"

That’s quite true.

But a normal person wouldn't nearly break his nose because he opened the door the wrong way.

"Are you John?"

"Yes, it's me." The cowardly middle-aged man shook hands with Li Chengfeng somewhat awkwardly. "I'm really sorry, this guy's mind has not been very clear, and I'm sorry to cause you trouble. If there is nothing else, I will take him away."

"Well, it's nothing serious, but since he entered the FBI's non-public facilities without permission, we need to implant an electronic chip in him so that we can track his movements."

"What? Isn't this just an electronic shackle? Is it such a big sin to want to secretly take some photos of a superpowered chick?"

"You don't have to wear it." Li Chengfeng nodded, "But in return, I will inform the entire FBI Academy of all your information. What the 'superpower chick' you mentioned does to you will be none of my business. To a certain extent, our FBI does not need to abide by American laws."

"Ahem, Agent Li, I was wrong." Teddy was so frightened by Li Chengfeng's words that his fur stood on end. "Okay, put those damn electronic shackles on me!"

Li Chengfeng waved his hand, and the clerical agent who was on standby outside immediately came in with a collar.

"Don't worry, our electronic chips won't look like shackles."

"Look at this style. Doesn't it suit your teddy bear's characteristics?"

Teddy took the collar and put it around his short, thick neck resignedly.

Although his behavior was honest, he couldn't help but complain:

"Fuck, I look like a stuffed toy stolen from some SM store... with a hole in it!"