What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 527: Kate, the girl with naughty little hands

"So… that's why you video-called me?"

"What else? Why don't you kiss your cousin?"

Bruce Wayne in the video gave Li Chengfeng a cold look, then looked at his eccentric cousin.

But after this glance, his eyes became a little dull.

"Uh...what are you looking at? Watch your eyes, you are a married man." Li Chengfeng looked at Bruce with contempt, "How dare you stare at female college students with such eyes! I must tell Selina!"

"Can you keep your voice down?" Bruce suddenly reacted, looking a little frustrated, "You know nothing..."

"You're anxious! Did I hit you right in the heart?"

"Shut up and listen to my explanation!" Bruce resisted the urge to raise his middle finger to Li Chengfeng. Seeing that the female college students were not paying attention to him, he whispered, "Okay, I admit that besides my cousin, the other two girls from Gotham also have some relationship with me."

"Huh!" Li Chengfeng's eyes suddenly revealed a sharp gleam, "Well, I didn't expect that you, Bruce Wayne with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also engage in such activities as supporting female college students! Just wait! I will shoot you now!"

"Sponge!" Bruce said with a wry smile, "That's not the relationship between us. You should know that I didn't want to fight alone before, so I found a few talented young people in Gotham and started training them... Barbara and Helena were also chosen by me, but there is a small problem... That is, no one knows the existence of others, and they are all trained alone."

"Yeah, yeah, that's all you have to say, right? People like you are getting more and more outrageous with your words."

"You're the one who's being ridiculous!" The string in Bruce's head finally snapped, and a huge middle finger filled the entire screen. "I told you I was training new recruits!"

"It's just a little joke."

Li Chengfeng sneered.

It's easy to break the bat's defense.

However, Li Chengfeng also knew Bruce's current condition from his words.

"So they were assigned to the same dormitory when they went to college...was it also arranged by you?"

"No, this is 100% an accident." Bruce rubbed his brow, "I was planning to introduce them to each other after some time, when they are truly qualified, but the three of them were actually grouped together... Fate is really amazing."

"Wait, you pervert didn't even let your own cousin go!?"

"Isn't it a bit too ambiguous when you say this!" Bruce showed signs of blushing again. He was indeed more likely to reveal his emotions when it came to family matters. "Kate is my first disciple!"

"So, did you know that your dear cousin is a tough guy?"

"…I'm already trying to ignore these questions. As long as she doesn't forage inside, I don't mind."

"The good news is that she really didn't forage for food inside." Li Chengfeng nodded, and then once again turned the camera to the female students of the University of Washington, "But the bad news is that the way she looks at Diana now is enough to convict her of indecency..."

"Is it that exaggerated?"

"It's not an exaggeration at all... her eyes are almost drawing silk!" Li Chengfeng lowered his voice and continued, "Diana is a genuine goddess born in Mount Olympus, who has experienced many battles. She is also strong, confident and beautiful... Regardless of whether she is straight or not, she is infinitely attractive to female ketones."

Bruce Wayne opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

Because he also saw Kate Kane's eyes from the camera...

It's indeed not innocent... To be precise, it's a bit too obscene.

Bruce Wayne didn't mind Nan Tong or Nu Ketone at all... After all, among the people he knew, there was someone like Constantine who didn't care about anything, even race.

but……

For an ordinary person without super powers, falling in love with the immortal goddess is in itself a short-lived joy and long-lasting mourning.

And most importantly...

Originally, Li Chengfeng and Li John would harass him for no reason.

Now, there is even more reason.

"…So what was the reason you called me in the first place?"

"I was just calling to ask you to pay my cousin's rent... but now, you have to pay three times as much... three hundred thousand dollars a month!"

"Is your FBI now too poor to pay salaries? Or has your little coffers of Nick Fury finally been emptied by you?"

"What kind of bullshit are you talking about!? If the FBI doesn't pay me, I'll take everyone back to the Republic! And it was obviously my little lunatic who emptied Nick Fury's coffers..."

"Then why are you so obsessed with money?"

"Well, I'm just enjoying the pleasure of squeezing money from you, a bat." Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows, "Everyone should have some hobbies, right?"

"I think this hobby is unnecessary..." Bruce Wayne sighed, "Okay, I will transfer the rent to your account regularly..."

"No, no, no, transfer the money to Diana's account!" Li Chengfeng hurriedly stopped him, "My own account... is being monitored by Ada at all times!"

"…So you did all this just to make some pocket money?"

"Otherwise... someone like you who only has one cat at home will never understand what it's like to have three tigresses at home!"

Bruce Wayne looked at Li Chengfeng's face, was stunned, and said nothing.

Mainly, Bruce Wayne really didn't want to tell Li Chengfeng that his face was now full of the helplessness and emptiness of a middle-aged married man...

Wait, this guy is only 25 years old! ?

Is the midlife crisis coming a little too early?

After hanging up the video call, Li Chengfeng looked at the female college students again.

Kate Kane seemed to have gotten used to this atmosphere and was becoming more familiar and enthusiastic...

It's just that the little hands are not very honest.

"Diana, I really envy your muscles."

"In addition to going to the gym, I also practice several martial arts all year round...but I still can't get perfect muscles like yours."

As she spoke, Kate's hand slid down Diana's forearm to her abdominal muscles.

For this gay man, coming to this dormitory is like a weasel entering a chicken coop...

So cool.

"Ahem, well, you guys just stay here peacefully... I'll be leaving first!"

Li Chengfeng waved at Diana who was confused.

Whether she will be turned into a lesbian depends on how strong her sexual orientation is.

I left the house, closed the door, turned around, and saw a familiar face...

And the familiar butterfly cheongsam...

"Well, Ada, if I say that I really have nothing to do with the four girls in there..."

"You will believe it..."

"Is it right?"