What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 1118 Alfred's Little Cookies

Sometimes Li Chengfeng felt that Bruce Wayne in the main universe was indeed much more sunny and cheerful than Bruce Wayne in the DC universe.

Although the same things happened in Crime Alley, this absurd world brought him the biggest variable: Li Chengfeng.

The birds, who were training, still heard Li Chengfeng sipping his black tea and teasing Bruce with Alfred.

They all looked up at Li Chengfeng, who was chatting and laughing with Bruce.

...Then they all crowded around, trying to get a closer look at Li Chengfeng.

"Um, Bruce, even though I didn't turn around... aren't those brats right behind me?"

“I’m sorry, yes.” Bruce looked at Li Chengfeng, who had finally changed the subject, then picked up another bone china cup, calmly took a sip of black tea, and smiled, “It’s finally your turn to be the center of attention. The last time you were the center of attention was a few months ago with Clark.”

"It seems you didn't emphasize the importance of keeping their identities secret to them?"

"Of course, we should emphasize keeping our identities secret, as making them public would cause many problems in our work... but we don't necessarily have to maintain this kind of thing."

"...What are your true feelings?"

"...Clark barged right into the Batcave, I couldn't keep it a secret."

"Tsk, it really is you." Li Chengfeng pointed at Bruce with a mocking expression. "Just accept your fate. You're destined to be controlled by someone as naturally naive as Clark for the rest of your life."

"Is he stupid?" Bruce scoffed. "More like a natural-born black-hearted fool."

Li Chengfeng didn't dwell on whether Clark was actually black after being cut open, but instead turned to look at the excited little birds.

"Alright, alright, it seems you've all heard of me..."

“That’s right! Aunt Shirley!” Jason, who was the most cheerful, answered loudly.

Upon hearing this nickname, Damian immediately covered his mouth, making sure he wouldn't burst out laughing.

“Aunt Shirley?” Li Chengfeng was taken aback, then, still smiling, turned around and looked at Bruce and Alfred.

Alfred calmly turned around to prepare refreshments for the young masters and ladies after their training.

Only Bruce, who was trying to appear calm, was left to face Li Chengfeng's questions.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

“I can’t help it! Although you don’t seem to care too much about your body temporarily turning into a woman, the entire FBI treats this as their biggest secret. Even agents below level six within the FBI don’t know about it.” Bruce used his six-dimensional biological power to create a sound frequency that only they could hear. “You’ll eventually return to normal. Rather than causing cognitive impairment for the birds, it’s better to just separate your different physical states.”

"...Dude, have you thought about how you're going to explain 'Aunt Shirley's' whereabouts to them after I recover?" Li Chengfeng replied with a smile, but through gritted teeth, "And who gave me that name? I'll definitely not go looking for trouble with them!"

"Um, it was something I discussed with Selena."

Bruce also discovered this small blind spot at this time.

Although he is the world's greatest detective, his emotional intelligence is simply insufficient when it comes to taking care of children.

So Li Chengfeng scolded him a couple of times and that was it; he didn't really take it to heart.

However, the "Aunt Shirley" thing is really too far-fetched.

So she turned around again and began to reveal her true identity to the bewildered birds.

The children adopted by Bruce all looked bewildered, but nodded in acceptance.

On the contrary, Barbara, who had met and knew Li Chengfeng before, reacted more strongly.

"What?! My idol, how did you turn into a beautiful girl?!" Barbara covered her head with her hands, her face filled with disbelief. "How am I supposed to face Diana?! You're her great-grandfather!"

“I think Diana accepted this quite well,” Li Chengfeng muttered. “If I hadn’t explicitly rejected her, she probably would have taken me to a women’s goods store… I’ve only changed my physical appearance, but I’m not a normal human being at heart, okay!?”

"Please stop talking now, I need to calm down..." Barbara pressed her forehead, "This is just too stimulating."

That's why it's said the less you know, the better...

The birds had no clear understanding of Li Chengfeng's identity, so they accepted his change of identity very quickly.

The only thing they couldn't quite understand was why Bruce Wayne, a white man, would have a Republican as his brother.

The only thing they seem to have in common is their hair color, right?

However, what excited them even more was Li Chengfeng's identity.

A Level 7 agent of the FBI.

It's hard for them not to know about the FBI.

Cassandra, in particular, is the daughter of Ms. Shiva, who taught physical skills to many field agents, including Barry Allen, the Flash.

"Although we have never met you before, we have been looking forward to our first meeting for a long time."

Dick, the oldest of the birds, said with a smile.

It's no joke that everyone loves Dick.

As the first Robin and a staunch Superman fan, he has always hoped to emulate his idol.

...even if he is a bat.

"Looks like Bruce has been talking about me quite a bit, hasn't he?"

Li Chengfeng had a good impression of the birds; at least they seemed vastly different from the unruly children at home…

Whether it was Dick's way of dealing with people or Tim's maturity beyond his years, both made him feel incredibly tired whenever he thought of that jerk, John Lee.

"Oh, by the way, Bruce, have you told your mother about you and Selena adopting children?"

“…Mother?” Jason, with his sharp ears, was instantly shocked. “Wait, wait, Bruce’s parents are already…”

Before he could finish speaking, Dick covered Jason's mouth from behind.

This guy is great in every way, except he talks too fast and keeps getting taller!

However, Li Chengfeng heard the whole thing, then turned around and smiled thoughtfully.

"...Your smile looks a little creepy."

"You little rascal... it seems you didn't tell your mother about this."

“After Mother regained all her power and eliminated her former corruption, becoming whole again, she went back to the Sixth Dimension to argue with the Eagle God Clan.” Bruce shrugged. “Let’s not bother her with this matter for now.”

"You little rascal... you're definitely going to get a scolding from your mom."

Just then, the sound of an oven suddenly came from inside.

Li Chengfeng didn't react, but the birds seemed to receive some signal and rushed towards the exit of the bat cave.

"Um, what are they doing?"

"Because Alfred baked cookies again... Kids love that kind of thing."