noffsinger Chapter 549 Xi Lian used QQ Space
Chapter 549 Xi Lian used QQ Space
Two medical staff members carried a stretcher and jogged to the bottom of the ring. Their movements were so skilled that it was heartbreaking.
They carefully turned Huo Huo over, removed the black blindfold, and revealed a little face covered in dust.
She saw stars and was talking nonsense.
“I…￥%……@R%^…”
Through the earphones, I heard a long sigh from Grandpa Tail.
"Well done... Next time remember to fall on the ring, at least it'll be a draw."
【…】
What else can I say? She really made me cry; she gave her life to bring us joy.
[Best entertainment of the year, bar none! Huo Family Boxing's main strategy is to strike unexpectedly, catching the opponent off guard, and then eliminating themselves.]
[I would call this the pinnacle of performance art; I suggest Huo Huo join the Pleasure Journey.]
Jimi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Ahem, let's... congratulate Miss Heather on advancing! Next up is the final preliminary match of the wrestling tournament! Please welcome—Firefly from the Flowing Firefly team! Against—Xilian from the Butterfly team!"
As soon as this matchup was announced, the chat, which had just been immersed in a sad (hilarious) atmosphere, immediately changed its topic.
[Xi Lian? Is she that legendary woman? The modeler is Alicia, right?]
[Upstairs, please elaborate. What legend? All I know is that she's incredibly mysterious, and there's very little information about her!]
[Insider information suggests she has a close relationship with Alicia! You know what I mean, right? The Pink Fairy's status is off the charts!]
[Holy crap? Really? No wonder miHoYo was keeping it a secret, turns out the big one is coming?]
[Love you! I respectfully offer my respects to your door!]
Amidst a deafening chorus of discussion, Liu Ying took the stage first, smiling sweetly as she stepped onto the stage.
Followed by.
Xi Lian slowly walked onto the stage.
She still had that petite figure, wearing a simple dress, with short pink hair, looking quiet and harmless, like a girl next door who had accidentally wandered onto the field.
【Wait, this... looks so much like Alicia! Could she be her sister?】
[Their facial features are indeed very similar, but their temperaments are completely different. Alicia is the kind of passionate, fiery fairy, while this one... feels more like a moe version of Alicia? The kind that would make someone cry for a long time if punched.]
Backstage, Su Chen looked at Xi Lian on the screen, his brows furrowed, and turned to ask the little black tower beside him.
"Didn't you say she 'grew up'? How come she's turned back?"
“Yes,” Little Black Tower said, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the screen, a research gleam in them. “But it’s not very stable; occasionally, this neotenylic atavism occurs. For specifics, you’ll have to ask Ruan Mei; that’s her research topic.”
Su Chen nodded thoughtfully.
Yeah.
Then Xi Lian would be able to work two jobs and only get paid for one!
Jie Jie Jie!
On the ring, the referee announced the start of the match.
However, something completely unexpected happened.
"Wow--"
With a loud bang, a thick curtain descended from the sky, completely obscuring the entire arena and keeping Liu Ying and Xi Lian completely inside.
The entire audience: "?"
Live stream chat: "???"
[What the hell? Paid content? Locked up and beaten? Director, come out here! We promise we won't kill you!]
Where is the payment QR code? I can't see it.
【No, I even got my pants... I even got my sunflower seeds ready, and you're showing me this?】
[Masaka! Could this be... the legendary QQ Space? Wow... are they going this far?]
Faced with this blatant fabrication, the viewers in the live chat kept filling in their own imaginations and couldn't stop!
The fact that they can't see it gives the viewers in the live stream endless room for imagination!
With a "whoosh," the curtain rose up again in a flash.
It didn't take more than a minute.
On the stage, Xi Lian was still standing in the same spot, head down, gently blowing on her fingers.
Just like how cowboys blow on the muzzle of their pistols before putting them away.
Opposite her, Liu Ying was already lying on the mat, motionless, her smooth long hair slightly disheveled, and a... serene smile on her lips.
[Holy crap! What on earth happened inside? One minute? Liu Ying collapsed? And she was laughing so happily?]
I can't really say, but I can say that this curtain was drawn with great artistry. I declare this curtain the MVP of the game!
Su Chen's eyes widened, and he couldn't utter a single word.
Ai Li keeps dragging Xi Lian around. Could it be that Xi Lian has already mastered the ultimate martial arts?
Oh no, all of miHoYo's female employees are in danger!
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Next up was the second semi-final.
Xi Lian versus Heather.
"Wow--"
The familiar curtains fell once again.
This time, the audience was prepared, and some even heard a very soft and alluring gasp coming from behind the curtain.
[Here it comes! The classic little black box segment! I guess it lasts three minutes! Heather can definitely hold out for three minutes!]
[I can already picture it in my head, fast forward... hehehe...]
Three minutes later, the curtain rose.
Heather lay quietly on the mat, her shimmering fishtail dress slightly disheveled. A blush spread across her beautiful face, reaching all the way to her delicate ears. Her eyes were closed, her breathing rapid, and her eyes seemed slightly moist.
【? ? ? 】
[She's blushing? Hathaway is blushing? Holy crap, what's going on in there?! Is this even allowed to air?!]
[Whether it can be broadcast or not, just broadcast it!]
[Damn it! What kind of wrestling could cause someone to be thrown like this?! Mihoyo, you have no heart! Xi Lian! Please use this move on me! I can take it!]
Su Chen was speechless. Even a succubus couldn't resist Xi Lian?
It seems that only my cheap older sister—General Xing—is the last trump card.
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Finally, the highly anticipated final has arrived.
Feixiao faces off against Xilian.
When the black curtain fell for the third time, carrying a heavy sense of announcing the end, the entire venue was plunged into an eerie frenzy.
This time, however, time seemed to drag on exceptionally long.
Five minutes passed... A muffled impact sound could be faintly heard from inside the curtain, along with Feixiao's suppressed groans, as if he were using all his strength to resist something.
Ten minutes passed... The sound of the impact disappeared, replaced by rapid breathing and the rustling sound of fabric rubbing together violently.
Suddenly, the curtain was violently jolted by a slam from the inside, revealing a blurry, tall human figure, which then vanished instantly, as if dragged back by an invisible force.
Fifteen minutes later, all sound abruptly ceased, and a deathly silence fell behind the curtain.
Twenty minutes passed... There was no sound at all inside, not even a breath could be heard.
In the audience, some people had already started yawning. Su Chen backstage couldn't help but rub his eyes and whispered to Xiao Heita, "It seems that her ability is less effective against people with strong willpower and pure physical resistance. General Feixiao... is just using endurance to wear them down."
Just when everyone was dozing off, thinking they would have to wait until the end of time.
"Wow--"
The curtain finally rose.
On the stage, Xi Lian lay curled up on the ground, her petite body heaving slightly. Her beautiful eyes were closed, and beads of sweat clung to her long eyelashes. She seemed to have exhausted all her strength and couldn't even move a finger.
Her opponent, Fei Xiao, remains undefeated.
However, she was already soaked in sweat, her tight sports vest clinging to her body, outlining her incredibly muscular physique. She looked as if she had just been pulled out of the water, with heat rising from her body.
She braced herself on her knees, her chest heaving violently, as if she had just finished a marathon, panting heavily, her hair sticking to her cheeks, her eyes sharp, yet filled with lingering fear.
She won, but it was an incredibly hard-fought victory, one could even call it a Pyrrhic one.
Jimi jumped up and quickly grabbed the microphone: "The ultimate winner is—Feixiao from the Feixiao team!"
The audience burst into thunderous applause.
On the big screen at the venue, the leaderboard was updated once again.
First place: Xiaodie Team, 6 points.
Second place: Flying Sky Team, Boss Team, Big Black Tower Team, Firefly Team, White Calamity Team, 5 points.
Fourth place: Aglaia Team and Huangquan Team, 4 points.
Backstage, Su Chen looked at the result with an extremely serious expression.
"The score is very close, the next round is crucial! We must widen the gap!"