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Zhang Xiao on the stage said: "Comrades, why are our products popular with the masses? The main reason is that we are doing well!"
"We have a slogan called user first, quality first, sales first, how to keep our sales?"
"We are just... hehe, we often change brands, changing brands every three days."
It was another well-timed pause and turning point, which once again received full applause.
There are also many cross talk experts in the audience, and they started talking about it.
"God Xiao is amazing!"
"I didn't expect Xiao Shen to really understand cross talk."
"It's not just that he understands, but his level is also very high. Apart from Lao Guo and Uncle Qian, I'm afraid those disciples of Deyunju are not as good as him."
"···"
Zhang Xiao's performance is getting better and better, and he starts to be burdened frequently.
"It turned out that the one we produced was called 'Dung Beetle Brand'. Although this brand is not loud enough, it has a strong hometown atmosphere. But later we found out that the dung beetle is a dung beetle, rolling a dung ball. My son, do you think this brand will not stink?"
"Hahaha!"
"Killing me!"
The audience burst out laughing.
"It stinks. Let's change the brand immediately. We changed it to 'Pantao brand'. That means smoking a pack of my Pantao cigarettes will make you immortal!"
"Later, the smokers made up a jingle for us, 'Pantao, flat peach, it won't light if you don't try hard.'."
After Zhang Xiao said this, the scene burst into laughter again, with frequent laughs.
"This brand is stinky again. We continue to change when it stinks, and we changed to 'Beauty Brand' cigarettes."
"For beauties, just draw a big girl on the cigarette box, a slender lady with handsome features and gorgeous clothes, with a small leather bag in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand."
"This is My Fair Lady Sai Tianxian, she doesn't like red clothes...she loves cigarettes."
Zhang Xiao made a pose of a beautiful woman, held a cigarette by his ear, and once again caused the audience to roar with laughter.
Guo Xiaogang's disciples had long stood at the door of the stage, their faces full of admiration.
As far as Zhang Xiao's cross talk level is concerned, it is simply amazing.
"The name of this cigarette is also difficult to agree on. As a result, the brand also stinks, but we believe that the universe brand will maintain her youth."
"What's the matter? This brand is loud, a rookie in the universe, universe, and cigarettes."
"We use the universe brand cigarettes to open our new era and create our new situation."
"Good~"
After the foreshadowing in the early stage, almost every sentence of Zhang Xiao became a burden, and it was difficult for the audience not to laugh.
"Let me tell you this, our Cosmos brand cigarettes mainly adopted the second measure. If we want to expand sales, we must create public opinion for Cosmos brand cigarettes."
"Promote Cosmos brand cigarettes to be well-known to all women and children, suitable for all ages, and must-haves for everyone. Let it enter your life and become the first of the three major elements of your life."
"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, you won't have a happy family!"
"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, you young man won't be able to find a partner!"
"If you don't smoke my universe brand cigarettes, your students will not be able to enter the university"
(This was written in the cross talk lines at the time. The author still persuades everyone to smoke less, it is best not to smoke, not only hurting the lungs, but also hurting money.)
"···"
"Our universe brand cigarettes have a long history, rich experience, complete equipment, and first-class technology. Please remember our mobile phone number: one push 21, phone number: no matter [-]."
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha~"
The whole venue was completely ignited by Zhang Xiao's wonderful performance. Everyone was laughing, and many even shed tears of laughter.
"Stop clapping, the smoke is all gone."
"Hey, why can't it light?" Zhang Xiao lit the tampered cigarette with a lighter, but it couldn't be lit.
"That's fake!" one spectator shouted.
Zhang Xiao raised his head and said: "Who said it's fake, you can't light a cigarette, it's because there's a bit of damp here, and there's also a problem with the lighter."
"You said this lighter, they also care about the quality, the flames are so hot that they can't light a cigarette!"
"Hahaha~"
"Obviously there is something wrong with your cigarette." The audience laughed and responded.
===Chapter 357 The performance is over and something is up (please recommend and collect)===
Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Comrades, we still have measures. We are preparing to produce wc series products recently."
"We designed the cigarette case very cleverly, with calligraphy, landscape and characters, which are very exquisite and lifelike, which is very attractive to those collectors."
"What's the matter? If you want to collect a set of my patterns, which is the set of Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, you have to buy at least eight boxes of my cigarettes."
"The Twelve Beauties of Jinling, you buy me twelve boxes."
"A foot trip to 36 scenes, you have to buy me 36 boxes..."
"One hundred orders and eight generals, you have to buy me one hundred and eight boxes~~"
"Five hundred arhats, buy me five hundred boxes."
"I still have millions of soldiers going down the river~"
As soon as Zhang Xiao finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.
"Pfft~"
"Millions of heroes, I'll go, thanks to your thinking!"
"Ouch my stomach!!"
Just when the audience kept laughing, Zhang Xiao on the stage continued to say: "Comrades, we are still planning to adopt the method of prize sales!"