noffsinger Chapter 197 This is not something you can talk about!
Chapter 197 This is not something you can talk about!
[Tsk tsk, who did the makeup for this maid? ]
[Why is the little girl's makeup so heavy? ? ]
[There are two big black lines there, can't these people see it???]
[Or is my eyesight too good???]
Driver: "..."
Everyone: It seems a bit obvious...
Maid actor: Sister! You are my real sister!!!
Finally someone thinks my contouring is too deep!! But I am small and insignificant, no one listens!
The director pointed at the actress who played the maid and said, "Take this girl away and have her makeup done again!"
"Who did this makeup artist do? Tell her, if she can do it, then do it. If she can't, then find someone else!"
"Don't fool me here!!!"
[Can't the director see this? ]
[Why didn’t you say that before? I’m really speechless...]
Director: Stop talking!!! Can't I change it?
[Ah! I really am going to go far away instead of near! ! ]
[I have never seen the director's melons before!!]
[What the hell! Xiao Zihan! You need to reflect on yourself! You actually missed such an obvious target! ]
Driver: Damn!!!
This job is so painful!
I said I wouldn't take this job, but you forced me to take it (crying sound...)
Shen Zhi, who had just returned to the filming site, looked at the director's gaze: "..."
Brother, are you looking at me knitting?
Did I force you to answer?
Didn’t the general manager of Gu’s Film and Television force you to take the job? You got the wrong person!
Everyone: Okay, okay, we’ve been wanting to eat the director’s melon for a long time!
But you just didn't notice him! ! Finally it's his turn! !
Let us know some of his embarrassing stories! See if he will continue to make noises here every day!!
[The director is quite naughty!!]
[When the director was a child, his family lived in the village. At that time, there was a snack that was small black round grains, which tasted sour and sweet. It was very popular among children at that time. ]
Director: “!!!”
This is not something you can talk about!!
[But this snack was quite expensive at the time, and the driver often ate it because his family was rich. ]
[However, children from ordinary families do not have that much pocket money and cannot afford to buy this food. ]
[So when the teacher often ate this snack in class, everyone was envious. ]
[Some people wanted to ask him for a few to try, but Director Si was a show-off and stingy person.]
[He just wanted to tempt them, he didn't want to give them food at all.]
Everyone: Oh~~~ He loves to show off, but he is also very stingy~~
Xiao Chen: Yes, indeed. When the young actor wittily suggested that the director treat him to a meal, the director’s expression of pain was not fake...
Director: I heard it! I’m telling you! I heard you say bad things about me!!!
I heard it with both ears!!!
[But because he showed off so many times, more and more children wanted to ask him for a few pills to try.]
【Later, the director came up with a solution. 】
[It just so happened that his grandfather’s family raised sheep, so he picked up the sheep dung balls, rolled them into small pellets the size of snacks, and dried them in the sun.]
[Then the next day he gave these self-made “snacks” to his classmates.]
[No one has ever eaten this snack, nor has anyone eaten sheep dung eggs, so no one knows that what he gave was wrong...]
Everyone: Wow, Director Si is really good...
This is really... hard to comment... I don't know whether to say these friends are stupid or the driver is too bad...
[Some people thought the taste was not right, but they thought that maybe high-end snacks just tasted different, so they didn’t say anything.]
[The driver also quickly narrowed the distance between them by giving them "snacks" and became their leader. 】
[After two months, the driver's grandfather watched his grandson rubbing sheep dung balls every day with a look of confusion, but respect.]
[Even his grandfather was reflecting on whether he made too few toys for his grandson, which led to the child starting to play with this? ]
[The other children ate the snacks like this for two months, until one day one of them took the snacks he gave home and asked his mother to try them.]
[His mother realized something was wrong and beat the child, scolding him as she beat him: "How dare you, you little bastard, feed your mother dung balls???"
[The kid got whipped and came back to settle the score with the driver. Only then did everyone realize they had been cheated...]
Everyone: Wow, I’ve been taking it for two months and I didn’t notice anything unusual! ! ? ?
If everyone knew that the director actually gave them dung balls to eat, wouldn't they beat him up? ?
The driver covered his face and said: Don't mention the past anymore~
[Two months is too long. Most of the kids have experienced this. Let’s team up and give the driver a good beating...]
[Later, when the driver returned home, he didn’t dare to tell his grandfather that he was beaten up by the kids. He could only say that he accidentally fell into the ditch while walking...]
[Tsk tsk, damn, luckily the director treated us to a famous restaurant last time. ]
[Don’t eat anything the driver gives you from now on! This guy has a criminal record!!!]
Xiao Chen: Fortunately, I said I would treat you last time! Otherwise, I don’t know what the director will treat us to!
Director: I’m all grown up!!!
Isn't that still a kid?! My family's money didn't come from the wind!!
Of course I have to make little balls!!!
Everyone: "..."
Fortunately...
[Not only that, when he was a child, the director had a sudden urge to pretend to be possessed by G. ]
[He lay on the ground twitching for more than half an hour, and everyone was still angry about the snacks. ]
[No one paid any attention to him.]
[Si Director watched for a long time but no one paid any attention to him, so he stood up and dusted himself off.]
[Ask him loudly why he is lying on the ground!!!]
[Did G take over just now? What happened? Why doesn’t he remember anything? ! ! ]
[Later, the girl sitting next to the teacher couldn't stand him anymore, so she went to the teacher to ask for a seat change after class.]
[Because the driver is ill, she eats feces balls and falls to the ground and twitches, which affects her studies...]
[Later, the teacher moved him to the last row and made him sit next to the trash can...]
Driver: Thank you. You stripped me to pieces, it feels so good...
I wish the Black and White Impermanence would take me away right now. I am too embarrassed to stay here...
Black and White Impermanence, where are you! ! ? Come and take me away, I don't want to live anymore...
Everyone: Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing…
Was Director Si so talented when he was a child???
What kind of brain circuit is he in to lie on the ground and twitch for half an hour, and then when no one pays attention to him, he makes up an excuse and pretends that he knows nothing!
Hahahaha, so funny...
But they were too embarrassed to laugh too obviously.
The crew members all blushed and shrugged their shoulders, silently laughing at the director...
Director: Smile, I have already given up...