noffsinger Chapter 113 Why does this cow have five legs?
Chapter 113 Why does this cow have five legs?
Cao Erdan seemed to have gone mad at this moment.
Although it is much smaller than a large yellow ox, it is in no way inferior in terms of imposing presence.
It charged forward while howling.
In everyone's eyes, Cao Erdan seemed to have transformed into a golden-armored giant.
It emitted thousands of golden rays from its body.
The big yellow ox seemed tiny in comparison to him.
This is called momentum.
The two donkeys brayed loudly:
"Don't kill my cow!"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Cao Erdan and the big yellow ox finally crossed paths.
Cao Erdan was quick-witted and grabbed the bull's horn.
The bull's headbutt would weigh a thousand pounds.
He can even overturn small cars.
Everyone gasped in surprise.
Everyone thought Cao Erdan would fly away for half a day.
However, Cao Erdan held onto the ox horns and didn't let go at all.
Use one arm to press down on the cow's neck.
A loud roar:
"Get down on your knees!"
After entering the Triple Dragon Realm, Cao Erdan already possessed the strength of three elephants.
It's an easy thing to pin down a cow.
Then a low growl came from the yellow ox.
He was so overwhelmed by Cao Erdan that he couldn't even lift his head.
Cao Erdan twisted the ox horns.
"Fall down!"
With a loud shout, the big yellow ox indeed rolled over and fell to the ground.
Cao Erdan seized the opportunity to press his knee down on its neck.
A hand pressed down hard on its horns.
The big yellow ox mooed loudly.
I just can't get up.
This made everyone even more shocked.
It would be perfectly reasonable for Cao Erdan to be injured by a cow.
But at this moment, a person actually managed to push down a bull weighing over a thousand pounds?
Nobody could believe it was true!
The big yellow ox kicked its legs wildly, but couldn't stand up.
Just then, a group of women from the village returned from working in the fields.
Everyone gathered around to see what was happening.
Cheng Damei had completely forgotten that she wasn't wearing any clothes.
"Erdan, you're amazing!"
"Erdan, you're amazing! How do you have such strength?"
"Yeah, you took down a bull with one hand? Are you even human?!"
Cao Erdan thought to himself, "If you're going to praise me, then why are you starting to curse me?"
What do you mean by "aren't you human?"
Am I not human or livestock?
Cao Erdan called Erluzi over.
Help control his cattle.
But no one answered when I called out twice.
Everyone turned around and saw Erluzi staring at Cheng Xiaomei by the stream.
Cheng Xiaomei's waist was injured by being stepped on.
He lay on the ground, unable to get up.
Her curves were on full display, making her incredibly alluring.
No wonder Erluzi was drooling over it.
Enraged, Niu Zida went over and kicked Erluzi in the backside.
"You're still spying on my sister-in-law! And you'd better control your cows!"
Erluzi covered his buttocks, still unconvinced:
"Didn't my dog, Dahuang, step on Xiaomei and hurt her? I'm going to rub it for her!"
"You don't even get a chance to rub it. If your wife sees you doing that, she'll skin you alive."
Erluzi turned around, and his eyes immediately froze.
The drool started flowing again.
His eyes then fell on Cheng Damei.
Cheng Damei was wearing a bikini at this moment, revealing her fair skin.
Niu Zida got even angrier and kicked him again:
"Dare to look at my wife, I'll gouge your eyes out!"
He quickly took off his clothes and draped them over his wife, Cheng Damei.
When Erluzi came over, he saw that the ox was still struggling desperately.
Cao Erdan must not kill Erluzi's cow.
But if you let go of it, you still have to jump up and hurt people.
At this moment, Qin Lu also climbed down from the tree.
Upon closer inspection, I was quite surprised:
Why does this cow have five legs?
They couldn't help but look at each other, thinking to themselves, "These city girls are so ignorant!"
Those aren't legs!
She only realized what was happening when she saw everyone laughing.
Her face immediately turned bright red.
Just then, someone shouted from behind:
"Where did the big yellow ox go? I brought the cow over."
Two donkeys rejoiced:
"I've got it! Let the heifer come over and talk to it."
Then he asked everyone to make way:
"Get out of the way and let the heifer come over."
What are you women doing gathered around here?
How can you mate with a big yellow cow?
After I finished speaking, I received a lot of slaps on the back of my head.
The women gave them a good scolding.
Wang Yan, Erluzi's wife, led the cow over.
The heifer licked the big yellow cow a few times.
The big yellow ox then mooed again.
His limbs immediately relaxed.
Cao Erdan tentatively loosened his grip on the bull.
The cow's attention was now completely focused on the heifer.
The two cows were snuggling together, seemingly showing endless affection.
The heifer is now appearing quite proactive.
Turn your backside towards the big yellow ox.
The big yellow ox didn't stand on ceremony either.
It immediately put its two front legs on the back of the heifer.
Cheng Damei said to Qin Lu:
"Hey girl, look! Now you know what the ox's little legs are for, right?"
Qin Lu was about to bend down to look when Cao Erdan pulled her back.
"Stop looking at it, get away from it quickly, or you'll poke yourself."
Qin Lu was scared just now.
But seeing how brave Cao Erdan was, they were no longer afraid.
Following Cao Erdan around felt like he could hold up the sky even if it fell.
At this moment, Cheng Xiaomei groaned in pain.
"Sister, stop looking at the cow, it hurts!"
Cheng Xiaomei got stepped on by a cow and still can't get up.
Just as Erluzi was about to go over and help her, his wife Wang Yan stopped him.
At this moment, Cheng Xiaomei was naked.
Just a pair of wet little underwear.
Wang Yan couldn't possibly let Erluzi go over and take a look.
Wang Yan and Cheng Damei came over to help her.
Cheng Xiaomei immediately cried out in pain again.
Wang Yan looked at the large bruise on her lower back and felt anxious:
"What if you've broken a bone? We should call an ambulance right away!"
Cheng Damei said, "No need to call an ambulance, Erdan can cure it!"
Cheng Xiaomei quickly waved her hand:
"Sister, didn't you say I'm a young lady and can't let men see me like that?"
"Oh dear, you shouldn't avoid seeing a doctor when you're sick! Erdan's medical skills are amazing, he can cure you in no time! Let him take a look and you'll save yourself from suffering!"
Cheng Damei beckoned Erdan over.
Cao Erdan asked:
"What's wrong? Where does it hurt?"
Cheng Xiaomei's eyes were brimming with tears:
"My back hurts, I can't stand up."
Cao Erdan looked at Erluzi and his wife:
"You guys, you've hit someone and injured them like this, and you still have the mind to mate with cattle? Hurry up and carry them back."
Cheng Damei quickly said:
"Erdan, you should call my sister 'Auntie,' can you help me take a look?"
Cao Erdan nodded:
"It seems alright."
But I can't just watch it for nothing.
The Erluzi family needs to pay some of the price.
After all, it was his family's cow that caused the damage.
Upon hearing this, Erluzi quickly offered his explanation:
"My cow got spooked; it was the truck that delivered the feed to your farm that scared it."
Otherwise, our cows would be mating perfectly well by the roadside.
We can't just run away like crazy.
Cao Erdan glared:
"Erluzi, what you're saying is unreasonable."
Is that your kang (heated brick bed) by the main road?
You decide who you're paired with?
If that's what you're saying, then I don't care anymore.
You say my car scared your cow, do you have any proof?
"Your cow caused an accident and injured someone, and we have evidence. You'll have to pay for it."
Erluzi was so frightened by this that he became very quiet.
I dared not talk back anymore.
Wang Yan came over and kept rubbing her large breasts against Cao Erdan.
"Brother, don't be like my jerk. How about your wife?"
"Look at you?"
"Well, it's up to your sister-in-law."
Cao Erdan sized up Wang Yan:
"Look at you, where are you looking?"
Your husband has seen both Aunt Xiaomei and Aunt Damei.
"Then I'll take a look at your body; he won't be at a disadvantage."