noffsinger Chapter 217 The Days With the Crazy Fairy
Chapter 217 The Days With the Crazy Fairy
Chapter 217 The Days With the Crazy Fairy
Suddenly, Wu Xue raised her hand, and a large piece of metal with blue light flashed out. It turned into metallic water in the air and formed a large jar. The jar was filled with water. With her mana, she began to heat it up...
Lin Su's eyes were wide open. Damn, try everything on the spot?
The thermometer in Wu Xue's heart reads 100 degrees, the water inside is still water, the inner value reads 200 degrees, the water is still water, 300 degrees, still the same, 500 degrees, 1000 degrees, still...
In other words, the jars she made are too awesome...
Wu Xue was very excited, and with her hands together, she was about to open the jar and have a look...
Lin Su was taken aback, super powerful pressure cooker, you open it like this?
Quickly stop: "Fairy, you can't drive like this, it will explode..."
"Fried? I'm not afraid..."
With a wave of her hand...
"I'm afraid..."
Lin Su turned around and ran away.
With a bang, there was a big explosion behind him.
Lin Su hurriedly turned her head, Wu Xue was holding a few pieces of metal and was dazed there...
I rely on!The pressure cooker exploded directly in front of your chest, and you are just in a daze?Even the little red bird on your shoulder didn't vibrate, and just tilted its head to watch...
Wu Xue raised her head, her eyes filled with extreme excitement: "It's amazing, the power of water is so powerful, and it's a unique skill to use in battle..."
She raised her hand, a ball of water came into her hand, pressed it, warmed it up, formed the cover of the pressure cooker with mana, let it go suddenly, a big rock in front of her was blown to pieces, another one was thrown out, and landed beside Lin Su , Lin Su ran away with his head in his arms, lying in the grass and fucking me...
This actually gave her the inspiration to fight. Could it be that she will create a high-pressure bomb comparable to a hydrogen bomb based on this principle in the future?That technology has really changed beyond recognition with her here...
There were seven or eight big bombs in a row, and the power became more and more fierce. The last one was so terrifying that half of the mountain in front fell down.
Lin Su looked up at the sky, regretting deeply, if he was blown to death here by this lunatic, he must have talked too much...
Fortunately, the experiment ended here, and Wu Xue came to him: "You just said high altitude...what?"
Lin Su breathed a sigh of relief, the high-altitude experiment is good, try it, as long as you don't try it by my side.
"You fly up thirty miles, try to see if you can heat the water to 100 degrees..."
Wu Xue made another iron pot, removed the lid according to Lin Su's request, it was just an open pot, and flew nine days away with it, excitedly going to do experiments.
She disappeared from sight, Lin Su looked left and right, but there was no one around, so he went straight into the forest and fled.
He just got out of the mountain forest, when a red light flashed in front of him suddenly, a little red bird appeared between his eyes out of thin air, and there was a big red area in front of Lin Su, Lin Su suddenly turned sideways, turned around, As soon as he turned around, the little red bird flapped its wings suddenly, and the strong wind picked up. Lin Su flew away from the ground, sat down on the ground, looked around, he was stunned, damn it!Back to the original place!
The little red bird was still lying in front of him, looking down at him from above, its eyes were disgusting, it was clearly looking down on him...
Lin Su got angry, stretched out his hand, held a throwing knife in his hand, and pointed the knife point at the little red bird: "She is a cow, but it doesn't mean you can be in front of me..."
The little bird suddenly grabbed the flying knife in Lin Su's hand with one paw. Lin Su suddenly felt that the flying knife in his hand was burning red, and let it go from his hand. The flying knife made turned into red juice, dripping down...
Lin Su's eyes were wide open, and he stared blankly at Little Red Bird, no matter whether he admitted it or not, Little Red Bird could actually be awesome in front of him...
"Little red baby, look, there are a lot of bugs on the tree over there, don't you want to have some breakfast?"
The little red bird ignored him, as if he had no interest in bugs.
"By the way, I saw a red bird over there just now. It should be the same kind as you. Why don't you go and have a relationship? You are a bird, how good it is to play with a bird, with me, a human being. It doesn't make any sense..."
The little red bird has no interest in the opposite sex, and only focuses on staring at him.
You become a T...
Lin Su can't do anything with it...
A voice suddenly came from the air: "Verified, above the high altitude, water vapor only needs 80 degrees... Hey, do you want to run?"
Lin Su directly denied it: "How is it possible? I was thinking that you would go to heaven and earth, and you might be a little hungry, so I wanted to find something to make you breakfast..."
"You still make breakfast? What breakfast are you going to give me?" Wu Xue stared at his empty hands with great interest.
Lin Su's face was not red at all: "Your pot is ready too, why don't we stew this little bird..."
The little bird blew its hair straight away.
Wu Xue looked at this, looked at that, and suddenly laughed, leaning back and forth...
All right, all right, Xiao Hong, he wants to stew you, so you let him stew and see how he stews...
Third son, don't just think about running away, am I that scary?Whenever we meet you want to run...
Lin Su complained, Fairy, you look so good-looking, and I'm not such a pervert like Xiaohong, how could I not want to stay with you for a few days?But you are too tough, you can always throw a big bomb, I really feel that by your side, my life will be over at any time, and it is okay to discuss some issues together, then we have to make three chapters...
Wu Xue accepts everything...
I try my best to be like a fairy, and you try my best to be like a scholar. Let’s travel around the mountains and play in the water. The key point is to play in the water. Going out from here is the Chunjiang River. If you go up the Chunjiang River, you will arrive in Haining in about three to five days. Get on the boat Bar!
on board?
Lin Su looked left and right, and finally his eyes fell on the hut, his eyes widened.
Is this hut a boat?
Wu Xue smiled lightly, and went in to have a look!
Lin Su stepped into the thatched hut and was shocked, where is the thatched hut?
Is it not clear that it is a boat?
And it's an exquisite boat.
There are decks and cabins, the deck is made of green wood, and a strange sail is hung on it, blue cloth, and white clouds on it. When the sail moves, the boat under their feet will soar into the air, flying over the valley below, without a sound. Resting land falls on a river, blends into the spring river at the foot, and turns into an ordinary boat on the spring river.
"Fairy, are you a magic weapon?" Lin Su was shocked.
"I made this with my own hands. It's not a high-level magic weapon. It's just a Dao fruit weapon. I've been with me for a hundred... I've been with me for a long time, and I don't want to give up. Let's use it for sightseeing."
Wu Xue almost said that she had been with her for "more than a hundred years", but suddenly changed her words. After the change, she was also a little stunned. Why was she so taboo about this in front of him?
Lin Su didn't care at all: "You practitioners know how to refine weapons?"
Wu Xuedao: "How could it be possible? There is no one in a million craftsmen, and I am also attached to the master's honor. I have worshiped two masters, one is a practitioner, and the other is a craftsman. Unfortunately, I have no destiny in the way of crafts. Master I'm afraid I'm very disappointed, but fortunately he said it too, he said that you are still young, and Qi Dao has just begun..."
Lin Su's heart moved. He once got a precious pen. It was a bald pen given by a sage when he wrote "Manjianghong". He never knew what the use of this pen was. When he first got this pen, he tried However, there is nothing special about this pen at all, it can't even write in the void, that is to say, it doesn't even count as the treasure of writing.
This is very strange, the rewards of the temple are all indescribably high-end, why would such a low-end pen be rewarded?Is there another mystery?
A pen is also a weapon in essence, and in front of it is a unique master of making weapons, can I ask her for advice?
His mind sank into Wenshan, and he was about to call out the pen. Suddenly, he was taken aback and could hardly believe his "eyes".
What did he see?
Using his mind as his eyes, he clearly saw the drastic changes in this bald pen.
There used to be only three hairs, but now there are nine!
The brush hair has grown by six!
why?
Lin Su immediately thought, could it be said that this pen is a treasure and can evolve by itself?So, how did it evolve?It must be a major change in the text.
After getting the pen, what literary contributions did he make?
Without writing green poems and green words, it is nothing more than contributing three strategies in "36 Strategies", "Rescuing the Alone", "Borrowing a Knife to Kill", and "Crossing the Sea", no! "Murder with a Borrowing Knife" has already taken shape in the early stage, and there are only two new strategies...
His heart suddenly brightened.
These numbers are a coincidence...
It turned out that he had a scheme to form "Murder with a Borrowed Knife". There were three hairs on the bald pen at the beginning, and two schemes were added later, and six hairs were added...
Could it be that this sum is closely related to "36 Strategies"?
This is the pen of the art of war?
Every major breakthrough in the art of war will help this pen evolve?A trick with 3 hairs...
test!Need to experiment!
Wu Xue's wonderful eyes fell on his face: "What are you thinking?"
Lin Su came back to his senses in surprise: "Do you have a study on this ship? I suddenly have some inspiration and want to write something..."
Wu Xue was so happy: "Write poems? Give it to me?"
write poetry?Still send you?Please, I really don't know you well...
But Lin Su still nodded: "I'll think about it..."
"Over there!" Wu Xue was so excited, she stood up to lead the way, wishing she could push Lin Su directly.
It has to be said that Lin Su, the colorful madman, is really attractive. Even a peerless expert like Wu Xue is very interested in his poems, especially when he writes them for her.
The colorful poems have been passed down for thousands of years, that is to say, all the people in the world (except the top practitioners) died cleanly. name!
Think about it, how tempting it is?
The emperor can't live a thousand years, the emperor is dead, poetry is here!
Ordinary people can't live a thousand years, their bones are rotten, but the poems are still there!
Wu Xue has cultivated into a heavenly law and earth, and theoretically has a thousand-year lifespan, but she is not sure that she will be able to live a thousand years. If she can have a thousand-year poem to accompany her throughout her life, she feels that her journey in the world is not in vain. .
Once the study on the ship was closed, it was as if the whole world was closed. Wu Xue's voice came from Lin Su's ear: "You can think at ease, I won't peep!"
This is her magic weapon, if she peeks, she will naturally have a way to peek, but she doesn't want to.
She prefers that he bring this poem in front of her and give her a big surprise...
Lin Su believed it!
He sat down, picked up a cup of tea that Wu Xue had put on the desk at some time, and took a sip, his mind sank into Wenshan...
"36 Strategies"...
It is divided into six sets in total: victory strategy, enemy strategy, attack strategy, melee strategy, alliance strategy, and defeat strategy. Lin Su knows every strategy, and he understands the essence of each strategy, but he has not gone through it. The actual test, Wenshan can not be engraved.
There are only three plans that have been engraved on Wenshan.
All three strategies have been tested and approved by the Temple.
In fact, from time travel to now, Lin Su has used many strategies, but he has not summed them up. As long as he matches the past experience with a certain strategy, he can be regarded as having completed the actual test of the strategy...
For example, in the big incident in Sanping County this time, he used Liehu Mountain as a breakthrough point, first took Li Donglai, the leader of the bandits, and then seized the two village owners, used the hands of the bandits to destroy the Ding family, and then used the hands of the officers and soldiers to kill the bandits. The plan is called "Catch the Thief First Capture the King"...
With his hands together, a piece of gold paper fell into his palm, and he wrote: "The 36 Strategies "Capture the Thief First, Capture the King", destroy its strength, seize its leader, and break its body. The dragon fights in the wild, and his way is poor." .Now there is a group of bandits in Liehu Mountain, collaborating with Ding Jiye, the Zhizhou, and harming more than 10 people in Sanping. Ding Jiye's plan is also a family business, and the bandit's plan is also supported by the government. Therefore, the leader of the bandit was killed and the second leader was captured. The thief was used as a knife. Destroy his family property, inspire his sincerity to kill thieves, fight against each other, and equalize official troubles and bandit troubles..."
"Capture the Thief First Capture the King", Lin Su wrote a full [-] characters. Capturing the king is not just about capturing the king, but also contains the core interests of both parties. The core interests of the other party are also "kings". If you control the opponent's "king", the opponent will have to follow you.
The reasoning is simple and popular, but the strategy is unpredictable and ever-changing. It can be used in military affairs or civil affairs...
After the last stroke was finished, the golden paper shone brightly, and Lin Su Wenshan added another trick "Catch the thief first, catch the king"...
Lin Su focused his attention on the bald pen on Wenshan Mountain. The tip of that bald pen suddenly emitted wisps of sunlight, and three brush hairs sprouted...
really!
proved!
This pen is closely related to 36 gages, every time he perfects a gage, he can add three brush hairs.
A general writing brush only has more than 100 brush hairs. If the 36 pieces are fully formed, this pen will be brought back to life.
Are there any new strategies?
Lin Su fell into deep thought again. Starting from the Haining restaurant with a poem chanting his ambitions, he fought wits with Zhang Xiu, Zhang Haoyue, Zhao Ji, and the magistrate; entered Huichang, and fought against Qin Fangweng; The battle of wits between Lu Tiancong and others actually involved the use of various strategies...
I don't know the time in the room, Lin Su thinks all over, and every time he perfects a plan, he writes it down on gold paper...
"Li Dai Tao Zombie": It is bound to be damaged, and the Yin is damaged to benefit the Yang...
"Hit the Grass to Startle the Snake": Doubt is confirmed, observation is followed by action, and recovery is the matchmaker of Yang...
"Drawing from the bottom of the pot": If you lose your strength, you will lose your momentum, and you will be able to do what you want. Today, Zhang Wenyuan, Minister of the Ministry of War, wants to marry the Holy Family. If it succeeds, the power will be huge. ...
So far, seven strategies have been formed in "36 Strategies".
Lin Su's bald pen has already grown 21 bristles, and it can barely be used as an ordinary pen...
Lin Su heaved a sigh of satisfaction.
Not bad, take a sip from the teacup on the desk, it's cold!
"Baby, serve me tea!"
(End of this chapter)