noffsinger Chapter 251 What kind of suffering is this
Chapter 251 What kind of suffering is this
Xu Jinyu raised her voice in a shrill voice, imitating the palace concubine's praise.
[Your Majesty, you are so vigorous that I can hardly bear it. Your Majesty, you are so vigorous and strong. Your Majesty, you are the most **man I have ever seen. ]
[Damn, this is a broken system! I am an adult, why are you blocking me?]
Xu Jinyu cursed the system angrily.
Fortunately, the system was asleep, otherwise it would have stood up and cursed Xu Jinyu back.
This is a system, not a pornographic book.
[It turns out that Emperor Wu An likes such direct compliments! Those ladies who have received strict education since childhood really can't be praised like this, no wonder they are favored by the emperor, telling lies with open eyes is also a kind of ability. ]
"Pfft!"
Ge Qianfang, who was following behind Emperor Xuan, couldn't help laughing. Lord Xu now said that he was an adult.
I forgot that I scolded King Xuan a few days ago for coveting her and calling him a pervert.
It turns out that whether Mr. Xu becomes an adult or not depends on his own needs.
Emperor Xuan also came back to his senses from Xu Jinyu's long string of blocked words. His legs went weak and he almost fell down, which frightened Eunuch Liu so much that he shouted repeatedly: "Your Majesty!"
Emperor Xuan had a mouthful of blood stuck in his chest, and it would be fine if he leaked it out by picking his toes, but it was really hard to let out Emperor Wu'an's love for such straightforward compliments.
Not for any other reason, just one reason - it's embarrassing!
How can he, a descendant of this generation, look his ancestors in the face?
"Go! Find someone to seal Xu Jinyu's mouth for me."
The eunuch beside him was about to rush to Princess Tai'an's mansion after hearing the order, but Ge Qianfang pulled him back and said, "Your Majesty, calm down! Anyway, it's all about the dead, everyone just listen to it and forget about it, there's no need to seal Lord Xu's mouth."
Emperor Xuan's words came out of his mouth, and when someone offered him a way out, he immediately waved his hand.
Eunuch Liu quickly caught up with the young eunuchs and kicked each of them on the buttocks: "Hurry and go back, why are you running so fast?"
Emperor Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and occupied Ge Qianfang's recliner.
But Xu Jinyu's mental attack came again.
[The ancestors of the Li family were really talented. They made the position of Recorder hereditary. Three generations in a row were Recorders, and they were all Recorders with infinite curiosity. Three generations of Recorders, all the private matters of the two emperors were remembered by these two people clearly.]
[Not only the emperor's privacy, but also the embarrassing moments of the court officials were clearly remembered. For example, one of Gao's ancestors had an official who was ill and in a bad mood. He was pulled out of the palace and beaten with a stick by the emperor who was in a bad mood.]
[But...but...this official was too timid and refused to admit that he was suffering from diarrhea. The poor eunuch who was beating him with a stick splashed white and yellow stuff all over the floor, and the young official standing behind him was even splashed with it.]
[When the scene in front of the court was in a complete mess, I don’t want to say that my writing skills are not good enough, let’s see how others wrote, “Rats ran away with their heads in their hands, wolves rushed out and everyone cried out in pain.” Hahahaha... the description is very accurate.]
Emperor Xuan's face darkened. He remembered from the secret files that because of this incident, the ancestor not only could not punish the official, but also had to appease him, otherwise he would have a reputation of being harsh.
That’s not all. This ancestor was also chased and criticized by people from the Inspectorate for several months.
The emperor in the secret files had been cursing for several months, and cursed all the ancestors of the Gao family. It was so frustrating.
An official named Gao in the capital city started sneezing and couldn't stop, so he had to stuff some cotton into his nose.
[Also... the reason why the emperor who came after Emperor Wu An became the crown prince was recorded in history books as being filial, mild-tempered, and able to accept advice. The real reason was that when he was a prince, he was particularly good at licking his father, and licking his father to make him feel comfortable.]
Emperor Xuan suddenly sat up from his recliner.
lick!
Which lick?
It must not be the licking I thought of.
Ge Qianfang and Eunuch Liu were particularly tactful and squatted down silently, then covered their ears to show their attitude.
[It's so pitiful to be a prince. In front of his own father, he has to lick his father like a cow or a horse. What kind of suffering is this? The poem written by his father is as bad as dog shit, but he still racks his brains to come up with words to praise him.]
[He adds more clothes in winter, brings soup in summer, and personally visits his father in spring and autumn to show his concern. Even if his father sprains his waist in the bed of his favorite concubine, he still shows his concern. This is probably the first prince in history who rose to the throne by licking his ass! ]
Emperor Xuan was in high spirits and he was ready to kick Eunuch Liu and Ge Qianfang on the buttocks.
"Why are you plugging your ears? Do you really think the royal family is a den of filth and dirt?"
Eunuch Liu and Ge Qianfang turned around and said: Your Majesty, you only dare to say this in front of us, if you have the guts, go and say it in front of Lord Xu!
Xu Jinyu's inner voice was transmitted directly into people's brains. If plugging ears worked, he would have plugged the ears of all civil and military officials long ago.
Ge Qianfang and Eunuch Liu turned around and smiled awkwardly at Emperor Xuan.
Poor Li Kening in the living room had turned into a liquid. He couldn't sit still on the chair. The veins on his hands were bulging. If there was no ban on exposing himself in front of Xu Jinyu, he could have performed an out-of-body experience on the spot.
Princess Lingyue also felt something was wrong. The people she was chatting with were all absent-minded, and their expressions kept changing.
But she still had to build a relationship with Princess Tai'an, so she had to continue the conversation.
[Hahahaha...so after this emperor came to power, he had a very good relationship with his ministers. The reason was, of course, that this emperor was very good at licking. From top to bottom, everyone was licked comfortably by him.]
[What do you mean I miss you so much? I just don’t know how to love you so that I can face the gods of heaven and earth. ]
[You can make me happy, you can laugh, you can be angry, you can feel guilty, you can make trouble, I will never say one thing and mean another.]
[I feel so sad, so sad, so sad! ]
[Why does this... look more and more like a love letter? ]
The hairs on Xu Jinyu's body were standing up.
"puff!"
Emperor Xuan spat out a mouthful of tea. He relaxed too quickly and then the blow came.
"Come on, come on."
Emperor Xuan pointed at an inner guard and gave orders.
"Find out who that Li Kening is. If he really came to curry favor with Xu Jinyu, I will remove him from office and let him join in the fun. After hearing so many royal secrets, he will no longer be an official."
The internal guard really knew the truth, and he replied with a suppressed smile: "Your Majesty, this Li Kening went to Lord Xu to get the overseas development and industrial development information under the order of the Minister of Revenue."
Emperor Xuan opened his mouth wide, feeling a familiar sense of frustration. This time it was an accidental injury again, so he would not remove him from office, but...
"Go and bring out all the stuff from the Li family and destroy it, especially the books and stuff... Don't destroy them yet, let me take a look at them first, then destroy them."
Emperor Xuan also wanted to see what embarrassing things the ministers had done during the reigns of Emperor Wu'an and the emperor who succeeded him. He definitely did not want to see what kind of love letters his weird ancestor could write.