Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 306 What happens when you tell a child that a toilet can explode?

"Someone, bring the bamboo board."

The fifth prince realized something was wrong and quickly got up from the ground: "Father! Father! I am your biological son!"

Emperor Xuan held a palm-wide bamboo stick in his hand and said viciously: "Because you are my own son, I use the bamboo stick. If it were someone else, I would directly use the court cane."

"Father, please don't do that! Mother will be sad."

Emperor Xuan: "Your mother will not be sad, she will only be relieved. Have you forgotten that I saved you from your mother's hands?"

“That…that…and…”

The fifth prince tried desperately to find excuses for himself. How could a person who could blow up a toilet be an honest child?

Then the officials of Daqian watched a chase between two naughty children.

The Fifth Prince relied on his small stature to run around the court. Emperor Xuan was not as agile, but he had long legs. The father and son were evenly matched.

"Father! Father! Ouch~~"

"Calling father is useless. If I don't beat you up today, I won't be able to sleep at night."

"Daddy! Daddy! I am your own son. If you keep hitting me, I will get hurt."

"Don't worry, I didn't bring a stick, just a bamboo board. It won't break no matter how hard you hit it."

"Sister! Sister! My half sister, help me~~~"

Princess Wuyang moved her knees in disgust. She didn't want such a stinky brother.

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The left prime minister stretched his neck to look, and the right prime minister hid behind a pillar to watch. Just now, he failed to dodge and was hit by a stick by Emperor Xuan.

The remaining officials were too embarrassed to watch so openly and all lowered their heads, but the corners of their eyes were on the two people present.

By the time Emperor Xuan threw away the bamboo board in his hand, he was already out of breath. His son didn't hit him many times, but he was very tired. However, his anger was gone and he felt relaxed all over.

【Oh~~ I am middle-aged and no longer able to do what I want. 】

Emperor Xuan

Emperor Xuan pretended not to hear.

He has gotten used to competing with Xu Jinyu now, and he doesn't know when he will get so angry that he will die.

"Your Majesty! If this toilet can really explode, I wonder if it can be used on the battlefield?" An official from the Ministry of War stepped forward and said.

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

As soon as these words were spoken, there was a burst of surprise in the room. Who did this genius come from? He actually wanted to bring the exploding toilet to the battlefield.

[Are you disgusting others or yourself? You have no killing power and you can't distinguish between friend and foe. ]

[The two sides were fighting, each of them charged forward with feces all over their bodies. Is that a scene that people can watch? ]

Emperor Xuan was almost amused by Xu Jinyu's imagination.

[So why is the Dengwen Drum struck? Isn't it said that the Dengwen Drum can only be struck when something of national importance happens? ]

[Why are you knocking when a toilet is bombed? 】

Civil and Military Officials: Is it possible that His Majesty is mad with rage? The current situation has been controlled. If it had not been controlled, all of you would have been beaten with sticks.

Emperor Xuan let out a sigh of relief. He was indeed mad with anger, otherwise he would not have gone to beat the drum to report his crimes.

And he didn't want to see Xu Jinyu and the others now.

"All of you are under house arrest. Go back and copy the Four Books for me. When you finish copying them, the house arrest will end."

[Wuhu! Long live! No need to attend the morning court! ]

Emperor Xuan: I was careless! I forgot that Xu Jinyu hated going to court more than copying books.

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[Why are you angry? I believe my children are very curious, much more curious than cats. Just tell them to seal the toilet fermentation tank and throw a fire stick in it to make it explode. They will definitely go back and practice it. Give them a firecracker and they can make the whole world full of shit and urine.]

Really? Emperor Xuan raised his eyebrows. Are children so curious?

Moreover, if all the children in the capital started blowing up toilets, then it would not be surprising that the fifth prince blew up the toilet.

If his son was the only one in the whole Daqian who blew up toilets, he could foresee that when this kid grew up, he would be called the Prince of Shit Explosion behind his back.

Sharing happiness with others is worse than enjoying it alone. Once you’ve made up your mind, just do it!

The civil and military officials were still unaware of Emperor Xuan's plan, and they went home happily. After returning home, they told their families about the good things that the Fifth Prince had done that day, of course, they told them behind their children's backs.

They didn't want their children to be like the Fifth Prince, who was curious and blew up the toilet.

The next day, at dawn, countless young eunuchs appeared in the streets and alleys of the capital, reading out loud the latest news from the palace.

"Latest news! Don't throw fire sticks into the toilet pit. It can explode and hurt people."

"Latest news! Don't throw fire sticks into the toilet pit. It can explode and hurt people."

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A naughty boy who had just woken up heard the noise outside, put on a coat carelessly, and rushed to the door.

Seeing the young eunuch shouting, he quickly shouted, "What are you shouting?"

"Young master, do you remember the bad smell yesterday?" the young eunuch asked mysteriously, trying his best to arouse the child's curiosity.

"Of course I remember. I don't know what happened. Why does it stink so badly?"

"That's because someone dropped a fire starter into the toilet and it exploded."

The naughty boy's eyes widened in disbelief: "The toilet... exploded! Because of the fire stick?"

"Yes, although this matter is not dangerous, it stinks! His Majesty specifically instructed us to spread the news throughout the capital, so that everyone can be alert to this matter. When using the toilet, be careful not to drop the tinder into the toilet."

"Oh! I see. Thank you for telling me." The naughty boy's eyes rolled around.

An hour later, a slight explosion was heard in the house. The sound was not loud, but a foul smell spread along with it.

A sharp roar came from the house: "You little bastard! Why don't you play something else? You're playing with shit!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

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