noffsinger Chapter 220 A strange combination of circumstances
Chapter 220 A strange combination of circumstances
The honey badger warrior smacked his lips, somewhat regretfully saying, "Why did you summon me? I just roasted a suckling pig with my friend and haven't eaten it yet."
"Then go back now. I've done what I asked you to do."
"Huh? I didn't do anything."
Suddenly, the honey badger warrior seemed to realize something and exclaimed, "Oh~ you mean that challenge? That was when I appeared in front of humans... well, I guess you could call it a sound effect."
"Yes, you've helped me a lot, so that everyone's attention will be focused on you, thus ignoring me in the shadows."
“Great idea… Why didn’t I think of that back then? Let’s continue with this trick. I’ll catch a few chicks for you and then we can go back for dinner.”
Lu Youyou gave an awkward smile: "We don't have any invisibility items anymore."
"...Not even one stealth card left?"
Lu Youyou nodded: "I've never had an invisibility card, only a freeze card, and we've used them all up."
The honey badger warrior sighed and stretched out his arm, palm up.
A stack of invisibility cards appeared instantly above.
[Invisibility Card *50: After use, it can make all items bound to a person invisible for 10 minutes. The invisibility effect can be made ineffective for certain members.]
He reluctantly handed it to Lu Youyou: "Here you go, this is all the bonuses I've received over the years, the money I've saved up."
"You still have a bonus?"
“I’m at work! Even the monsters that commit heinous crimes under the ice get bonuses for doing a good job. I fight with people every day, and sometimes I even get beaten up. Why can’t I get a bonus?”
Lu Youyou forced herself to look away from the stack of invisibility cards and refused, "Since you've been saving them for so many years, you should keep them for yourself. I won't accept them."
"Keep it. Even if I don't give it to you, I'll give it to others once they've maxed out my favorability. The little gifts the adults give us are meant to serve humans."
"Why, sir?"
"Alright, stop asking." The honey badger warrior changed the subject: "There are some things I can't say, and there are some things that even if I did say, you wouldn't understand."
"Don't you Chinese people on Earth have an old saying, 'Where there's a will, there's a way'? You'll know when you get there."
"Oh..." Lu Youyou asked hesitantly, "You're not from Earth? Can you answer that question?"
"What's there to not answer? I'm a Red Star person, the alien you're talking about. Alright, quickly take the invisibility card, I'll catch a few chickens for you, the meat will be cooked in a bit."
"it is good!"
And so, with the cooperation of the honey badger warrior and Lu Youyou, the two caught a lot of chicks.
Even if she's unlucky and encounters an eagle, she'll still get a good beating from the honey badger warrior and hand over her items and coins.
This exhilarating robbery ended when Lu Youyou used up her teleportation card.
The honey badger warrior wiped the sweat from his forehead, panting, "Alright, we've used up all our teleportation cards, and it's getting late. You should rest; I'm going home."
"See you next time!" Lu Youyou waved to the honey badger warrior.
Only after she could no longer see the honey badger warrior did she get into the car and open the backpack compartment.
She only robbed unbound items and coins, so these items grew particularly fast.
The total quantity of the corresponding materials has changed considerably.
87732 Gold Coins
【Special Scissors *45】
【Catch Net *89】
[Invisibility Card *40]
hum~
Your current identity is: Chicken.
It's gone from an eagle to a chick again. Lu Youyou glanced at the time in the upper diagonal corner: 02:17.
It's almost 2:30 in the morning, time to go to sleep.
But she was very hungry, so she boiled water and cooked noodles.
She deliberately cooked extra, giving two-thirds of it to the honey badger warrior as a thank you for his help.
What's left is yours.
After dinner, she quickly cleaned the kitchen, then went to the bathroom to wash up before going to bed.
the next day.
When Lu Youyou woke up, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.
She drank coffee, took fish oil, and sprayed a smart spray – after completing her morning routine, she was completely energized.
She opened the bedroom door, closed the living room window, turned on the super air conditioner, and adjusted it to a comfortable temperature.
Then I collapsed on the sofa and enjoyed it.
She's been using the stove these days, and she's run out of smokeless charcoal.
Lu Youyou didn't want to burn the remaining wood.
It wasn't smokeless; the decorations in her living room were covered with a thin layer of dust, looking old.
Anyway, she already has a small power station, and the introduction says it can meet all the electricity needs of a family.
She didn't need to force herself to endure the hardship by burning wood.
hum~
My watch is vibrating again.
The vibration started vibrating constantly as soon as Lu Youyou woke up, but she ignored it.
I have nothing to do right now, so I'll see what they're talking about up there.
[Lu Qianyuan: Aaaaaah! Who on earth ambushed our second-in-command yesterday?! Duan Yan is dead! Our leader is furious!]
[King Kong: I still want to know who exactly maxed out the Honey Badger Warrior's favorability! Why did you get the Honey Badger Warrior to cooperate with you to steal my supplies?! Waaaaaah!]
[Wan Hong: What? The honey badger warriors are cooperating with humans? I thought it was a coincidence. First there were honey badger warriors, now there's the stealth thief.]
[Lin Jiaqi: I think I encountered the same person as Duan Yan, the second-in-command. But I was smart enough to kowtow and beg for mercy, and I gave him supplies. The thief only knocked me unconscious and didn't kill me.]
Seeing this, Lu Youyou understood.
It turns out that the RV that Xiaoya casually took her into yesterday was actually owned by Duan Yan.
Her original intention was to seek revenge on Duan Yan, but she didn't expect that the person who was eliminated would not have automatic navigation, causing a car accident, which disrupted her plans.
It turned out that the man who was eliminated was Duan Yan.
Lu Youyou entered Duan Yan's name into the teleportation card, but the card told her it couldn't be used, which meant Duan Yan was really dead.
She smiled, took out a ballpoint pen, and crossed out Duan Yan's name in her grudge notebook.
There were still some names left on the notebook that she hadn't crossed out; they were people she hadn't had time to snatch yesterday. Lu Youyou planned to go after she transformed into an eagle.
Now, she should go make breakfast—no, lunch.
Lu Youyou went up to the roof and took a box of pork bone soup jelly cubes, then threw them into a small stainless steel pot.
Once the soup boiled, she added a handful of noodles. It was a simple meal, but it warmed her heart and stomach.
After scooping out the noodles from the bowl, Lu Youyou finished the rest of the soup in one go.
She let out a burp, feeling incredibly satisfied.
"It's just that washing dishes isn't so pleasant anymore. I wonder when we'll be able to get a dishwasher."
Lu Youyou muttered to herself, resignedly picking up her rice bowl.
"boom!"
With a loud crash, the car veered sharply to one side.
For safety, the navigation system will automatically stop the car.
"Woof woof woof!" Little Black was barking wildly outside.
Lu Youyou put down the bowl in her hand and climbed onto the roof.
There was only one RV behind her, which surprised Lu Youyou.
"What? You came alone? You've got some nerve."
Despite saying that, Lu Youyou still used the disposable detector cautiously.
She redeemed the disposable detector with points after the treasure hunt game ended. After use, it can detect invisible people in the vicinity for half an hour.