Evil Master and Disciple

Chapter 167: One Trouble a Day, Soul-Torture

The language of spirit beasts is not just a language, but more like a method of cultivating spiritual power.

Humans and beast monsters are actually the same, just with different appearances.

For example, the ancestors of human beings are monkeys. Aren’t monkeys also a kind of animals?

Since each species has different vocal cords and Adam's apples, the sounds made by each species are also different. It is difficult to communicate across species through sound.

Communication between species is difficult for mortals, but it is not difficult for monks.

After reaching the realm of controlling gods, cultivators will condense their primordial spirits, and the power of their primordial spirits can be used to communicate with beast monsters that have reached a certain level of demonic power.

The bond of communication is the language of spirit animals.

If the spirit beast language is interpreted as a third-party language, it may be easier to understand.

For example, a Chinese person and a French person cannot understand what the other person is saying because they do not understand each other's language.

But they also knew Italian.

So they communicated in Italian.

This is another form of expression of spirit beast language.

After teaching Ye Feng the method of practicing animal language, Ye Fuyou hid himself again.

Ye Feng could sense that Master Uncle was not in a good mood, so he did not try to force a conversation with him. Instead, he was thinking about whether he should confront Master Uncle.

Ye Feng lay in bed all afternoon learning animal language.

It's just that he had to work very hard to pass the English Level 4 exam before, and now learning a foreign language was very difficult. Ye Feng spent a whole afternoon and couldn't even memorize the more than 2,000 words of cultivation formula.

During this time, Huang Ling'er and Xiao Man came back.

They were worried all the way, fearing that Ye Feng would have his legs broken by Senior Brother Qin Han.

After returning, they found Ye Feng lying on the bed and nothing happened. He also said that the matter had been settled by the fat master. The two girls were skeptical, but when they saw that Ye Feng was indeed fine, they gradually felt relieved.

At dusk, Master Yulong walked into the courtyard leisurely carrying Sanzhier. The fat man seemed to be in a good mood and was humming a little tune.

However, listening to the style of the music, it doesn't seem to be a decent tune. It's a bit like the obscene songs sung by a young lady in a bellyband in a brothel while holding a pipa.

Of course, it’s definitely not Eighteen That, nor is it the girl going to Yangzhou.

As soon as Fatty Yulong came back, Sanzhier jumped off his shoulder and went to find Ye Feng.

But the little green-haired creature's walking posture is quite strange, a bit like a big crab, and it doesn't walk in a straight line.

I guess he drank a lot of wine from Fatty Yulong all afternoon.

Finally, it fell at Ye Feng's door and fell asleep with its four legs facing up.

Huang Ling'er ran out of the kitchen with a cute pink apron tied around her waist.

Seeing her father lying on the recliner, the little girl immediately came forward to complain: "Daddy, Junior Brother is really too much today..."

"Oh, what did the wind do?"

Huang Ling'er then told what happened at Yunhai Pavilion in Xianling Valley this afternoon.

Unlike the realistic version of Qin and Han, the version told by Huang Ling'er is extremely exaggerated and contains a lot of personal opinions.

It makes people feel that Ye Feng in the story is an unforgivable rapist and villain, even more hateful than Yun Zhonghe.

"I have to say, your senior brother has a pretty sharp eye. Although Shangguan Lan isn't as hailed as Yunhai Sect's number one fairy like her master, Fairy Yunyu, the only ones in the entire Yunhai Sect who are slightly better than Shangguan Lan are Yun Shuang'er, An Nian, and a few other young female disciples. Not bad, not bad..."

"Dad, Senior Brother is in trouble again, why are you still praising him?!"

"Sometimes getting into trouble isn't necessarily a bad thing. Your senior brother's actions against Shangguan Lan fully demonstrate his high standards and his willingness to choose the best over the worst. Of course, we must praise him and encourage him to keep up the good work... Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could have a double blessing?"

"Double happiness? What's the connection? Daddy, Senior Brother kissed Senior Sister Shangguan on the back of her hand in public. Many people saw it, and the impact was extremely bad! Maybe Uncle Yunyu will bring Senior Sister Shangguan and the others to our house again tonight! What should we do?"

Fatty Yulong waved his hands and said, "Don't worry. Your Martial Uncle Yunyu is only a little dumber than your father, and is considered one of the few smart people in the Yunhai Sect. She may come to the Tianyu Silk Shop to complain about Feng'er causing trouble last time, but she will definitely not come to the shop for the love affairs of a young disciple.

Three hours have passed and Shangguan Lan has not gone to the Discipline Institute to report the case, so the matter is considered over.

Ling'er, what delicious food did you make tonight... Daddy is hungry."

Ye Feng heard his master and his junior sister talking in the yard. When he pushed open the door and walked out, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

When I looked down, I saw Sanzhier lying on his back at the door and snoring loudly.

He held Sanzhier in his arms while cursing, and then asked, "Master, did you give Sanzhier some wine?"

Fatty Yulong glanced sideways and said with a smile, "Yes, your spirit pet can drink quite well. If we work together, we can get those two old guys, Yuheng and Yuyangzi, drunk. I'll let it follow me from now on. I like this little fellow very much."

Ye Feng shouted, "You wish! This is the spirit beast I tamed in the bamboo forest. Master, if you want to raise a spirit beast, tame it yourself. Don't just think about taking advantage of your disciple."

"If you don't want to give it to me, then don't give it to me, stingy bastard! Tomorrow I'll go catch a few thousand-year-old beast demons and raise them as pets. I'll make you die of rage!"

Fatty Yulong just rolled his eyes, showing no anger or intent to force the deal.

Ye Feng smiled bitterly and shook his head.

If it is any other spirit beast, and Fat Master likes it, Ye Feng will naturally present it to him as a gift.

But forget about Sanzhier.

Ye Feng spent the entire afternoon learning animal language, just because he wanted to have a soul communication with Sanzhier as soon as possible.

He was planning to get the treasure trove from Sanzhier, so how could he give it away so easily?

After dinner, Ye Feng locked himself in the room and started drawing furiously.

Since you have chosen to go into business, you have to be careful.

Now that the shop has been rented, Ye Feng plans to open the shop before all the righteous sects in the world gather in Yunhai Sect to watch the inner sect fighting. At that time, the flow of people will be extremely large, and maybe he can make a profit earlier.

He spent a long time under the candlelight before listing out the decoration plans, sketches, and things that needed to be purchased.

Fortunately, I had homemade cigarettes to keep me awake, otherwise I would have given up.

Of course, this also caused Ye Feng's room to be filled with smoke, as if there was a fire.

The next morning, the three tyrants arrived.

Ye Feng handed the shop keys and the materials he had prepared last night to the three people.

In the past, when they were doing business together, Ye Feng always got something for nothing.

This time, the situation was reversed. Ye Feng paid for all the money, and these three guys didn't pay a penny. They also got shares, and yesterday they also received a valuable gold cake from heaven. This made the three of them very motivated and they obeyed Ye Feng's words.

Ye Feng took the blueprint and explained it to them in detail, then asked them to ask Yue Yinling for money.

He paid the rent, and the subsequent decoration and various expenses should be paid by Yue Yinling.

Ye Feng was worried that if he went to Chiyun Peak to ask Yue Yinling for money, Yue Yinling would break his legs with a stick, so he instigated the Three Bastards to go.

After staying in Fengling Residence for an hour, it was almost noon when the Three Bass took various documents and went to Chiyun Peak.

Since Huang Ling'er had never been to Chiyun Peak, she took Xiaoman with her to go play.

Soon, Ye Feng and his fat master were the only ones left in Fenglingju.

The fat master pointed at the sun and said, "Boy, it's already so late. Don't just think about business and delay your important work!"

Ye Feng nodded and said, "Master, I will go back to my room to practice immediately!"

"Practice? What practice? Your current cultivation level is already quite high, almost number one in the world. Can you leave a way out for the other disciples? Get out of here right now..."

"Going out? What are you doing?"

"Get into trouble every day. That's what you should do."

"what?"

Standing in front of the gate of Fenglingju, looking at the closed door, then looking at Sanzhier on his shoulder, he reached out and scratched his head.

Finally, he could only sigh and walk forward along the road in front of the door, saying, "Master, why do I feel like Master is playing a trick on me? How could he kick his own disciple out and cause trouble?"

Ye Fuyou said, "Old Six has played tricks on me before, but not in this way."

"Ok?"

Ye Feng's eyes widened, he always felt that the master's words were very profound.

But he didn't dare to ask.

It would be bad if it involved the incident of Beibei Mountain on Xingluo Peak three hundred years ago.

This concerns the reputation of my master and my uncle, so I cannot be careless.

"If I had known earlier, I would have gone to Chiyun Peak with Ling'er and the others. Now I'm alone. It's so boring."

"Didn't Lao Liu ask you to get into trouble? How could you be so bored?"

"Getting into trouble..."

Ye Feng smiled bitterly and said, "After that life-or-death experience, I actually wanted to reform myself and start a new life. I don't want to be the scum that everyone in the Yunhai Sect hates anymore.

And I don’t think that Master’s trick really works.

If I turn myself into a bully, a bad person, and completely ruin my reputation, can I completely avoid the fight between Dugu Changkong and Fu Jinghong?

In this struggle, I am just an insignificant little character. Their target has never been me, but the master.

Master often went down the mountain to visit prostitutes, and his reputation had long been raging in Yunhai Sect, but had he managed to avoid it? Clearly not. Senior Brother Changkong and Old Master were still trying to win him over.

When people reach a certain level, no one will dare to say anything even if they take off their pants to poop in public, or even if they don't take off their pants to poop.

I have a feeling that Master's actions will only backfire!"

Ye Fuyou said calmly, "Your master certainly understands this. He can't escape it, but you and Huang Ling'er might be able to. This can be considered a way to protect you."

"Master, don't you want me to be involved in this struggle for the throne?"

Ye Feng suddenly asked Ye Fuyou a soul-searching question.

Ye Fuyou said slowly: "What do you mean?"

Ye Feng grinned, then thought to himself: "You haven't let go of the grudges from the past. You hate the head master, and you also hate my master.

If I get involved in this struggle, you can use my help to stir up the situation and even make Senior Brother Changkong and Old Fu kill each other.

The worse they beat you, the happier you are.

Don't tell me you don't have this intention."

After a long silence, Ye Fuyou slowly said, "You are very smart. Now that we've come to this, I won't lie to you anymore. Ever since I learned you had lost your memory and taught you the true method, I have been planning how to use you to take revenge on Lao Er."