Chapter 1418 You're So Vicious!
Chapter 1418 You're So Vicious!
Seeing Ye Feng's comical appearance—his hands covering his crotch and his legs clamped together—the Holy Maiden of Spiritual Sound was immediately amused.
He gestured towards Ye Feng with his lip and said, "The cave entrance is over there, go pee out yourself."
"You weren't peeking, were you?"
Do you think I'm like you?
Ye Feng thought about it and realized that as a man, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage if he spied on himself.
So Ye Feng quickly crawled out of the cave.
It was pitch black outside, the ground was covered in snow, and a cold wind was blowing, making me shiver.
Looking around, all I could see were the outlines of some mountain peaks in the darkness, and I had no idea where I was.
Ye Feng quickly unbuckled his belt and gave himself a good, satisfying spurt at the entrance of the hole.
In the past, no matter how long Ye Feng slept, he would never be woken up by the urge to urinate.
He is now essentially a mortal, unable to circulate his true essence and spiritual power, which is why he urinated such a large amount.
"Comfortable...so comfortable..."
Ye Feng shuddered a few times and was pulling up his pants when he turned his head and saw that the Holy Maiden Lingyin was leaning against the rock wall at the cave entrance, holding a white porcelain bowl and staring at him.
"Wow! You actually peeked?"
"Tch, what haven't I seen? I'm not interested in you... I'm afraid you'll run away! Get your ass in here right now!"
Lingyin turned and walked into the cave, her face showing an expression of incredulous shock.
She secretly clicked her tongue in amazement: "This kid looks like a greenhorn, but he's developed quite well... No wonder he was able to win over Yun Shuang'er."
Ye Feng looked around and realized that he was in the middle of mountains. Given his current condition, he knew he couldn't run away, so he had no choice but to obediently crawl into a cave.
He was filled with regret. He shouldn't have let Ye Fuyou's soul leave his body on the mountainside of Shiyou Temple. Now, his family of three was enjoying their time together, while he had fallen into Lingyin's hands.
Thinking of how he had offended Lingyin many times, Ye Feng couldn't help but tremble.
He couldn't imagine how Lingyin would torture him next!
After entering the cave, Lingyin had already sat back down in front of the campfire.
Ye Feng is now in a mortal state and can no longer continue his fasting practice; he gets hungry if he misses a meal.
He cautiously walked behind Lingyin, peeked out, and saw a clay pot by the fire, from which the aroma of rice porridge wafted.
This made Ye Feng swallow hard.
Although Lingyin did not turn around, she saw and sensed all of Ye Feng's actions.
"Are you hungry?"
"Ah."
"Want to eat?"
"Ah."
"If you want to eat, cook for yourself. This rice porridge is mine."
Ye Feng smiled bitterly. Just as he had thought, he was sure he would suffer greatly if he fell into the hands of this woman.
To fill his stomach, Ye Feng had no choice but to find something to eat himself.
However, his food was all inside the black silk bracelet, and in his current state, he simply couldn't take it out.
After searching the cave for a long time, we couldn't find anything edible.
The Holy Maiden Lingyin finished the last mouthful of rice porridge in her bowl, then put down the white porcelain bowl and glanced sideways at Ye Feng, who was struggling to cook without rice.
She could see Ye Feng's distress, and she knew that Ye Feng must be very hungry right now.
Despite past grievances, Ye Feng is now a bargaining chip for her master in negotiations with Master Yunyi, so she can't let him starve.
With a flick of her wrist, and a flash of light, the corpse of the large black bear that Lingyin had killed earlier crashed onto the cave floor with a thud.
"Don't say I don't treat prisoners well. You can deal with this black bear yourself, and while you're at it, make me some honey-roasted bear paws."
After saying that, Lingyin took out a jar of honey, along with some salt and spices, from her storage bracelet.
Upon seeing this, Ye Feng was overjoyed.
Looking around, he saw that his Purple Lightning Frost Divine Sword was right next to the bedding.
He quickly went over, picked up Zidian Qingshuang, and began to dispose of the black bear's carcass.
The Holy Maiden Lingyin had now walked to the bedding where Ye Feng had slept for over ten hours. Now it was Lingyin's turn to enjoy leaning against the stone wall with the bedding covering her legs.
Watching Ye Feng cut the bear's paw with his divine sword, she said, "Young Master Ye, you really have a big heart. You're in my hands, and you don't seem worried about your safety at all. Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?"
Ye Feng said, "If you wanted to kill me, I wouldn't have been woken up by the urge to pee. Since you didn't kill me, I should eat and drink as I please. Even if you do kill me later, I'll die with a full stomach."
The Holy Maiden of Spiritual Sound chuckled and said, "You're quite open-minded."
"Of course! Whether you're happy or unhappy, it's still a day, so why should I be unhappy?"
"That's true... Young Master Ye, aren't you going to ask what happened after you fell unconscious?"
Ye Feng turned to look at her and said, "I'm already in your hands, what else is there for me to ask? But I really admire you, daring to attack us at You Shi Temple and managing to kidnap me before the Yun Hai Sect reinforcements arrived."
Lingyin laughed and said, "Are you praising me?"
"What do you say?"
"I think it is."
Ye Feng ignored Ling Yin.
Seeing that Ye Feng remained silent, Lingyin asked, "How are you feeling right now?"
"What do you think? My cultivation is sealed right now, and I'm in pain all over. I don't remember being injured before I fainted..."
Lingyin laughed and said, "It's supposed to hurt."
Ye Feng asked with some suspicion, "What do you mean? Does it mean that if a cultivator's eight extraordinary meridians are sealed, their whole body will be in pain?"
Lingyin chuckled and said, "No, no, no, you misunderstood. Even if a cultivator's meridians are sealed, they won't feel anything except for being unable to mobilize their true energy. The reason you're in so much pain is because of me. While you were asleep, I pinched you over eight hundred times to wake you up. No wonder it hurts."
"what?"
Ye Feng was shocked.
He immediately rolled up his sleeves and folded up his clothes, and sure enough, he saw that his skin was covered in bruises.
This is clearly a deadly series of pinches from Lingyin.
No wonder I felt pain all over my body when I woke up!
Ye Feng exclaimed, "You...you're so vicious!"
Lingyin said, "It's nothing special. Who told you to offend me time and time again? I didn't kill you, I just pinched you more than eight hundred times, which is already very merciful! Of course, this is just the beginning. I will let you know that I am more vicious than you think."
Ye Feng gritted his teeth and said, "You better never fall into my hands again..."
"What, you dare to bare your teeth at me? You dare to threaten me?"
"No, no, it's a misunderstanding, Holy Maiden. I know my place perfectly well. I'm your captive now, how could I threaten you? You rest first, I'll roast some bear paws for you right away, my cooking skills are superb..."
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