Transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world to become a village bully and set up a stall in ancient

Chapter 313 This is so Dou Wei 1

"What's wrong? Are you guys crazy?"

Lin Xi was holding a grilled fish and was about to distribute one to each person when she saw the three of them simultaneously having a collective epileptic seizure.

"Boss, the clothes I washed should be dry. I need to go back and collect them!"

After saying that, Hei Yi turned around and ran away.

"Boss, I just remembered that the socks I washed are dry, I need to go and collect them!"

Black Two quickly followed Black One's steps, afraid of being too late.

"My boss..."

As soon as Hei San spoke, Lin Xi raised an eyebrow and interrupted, "What, are you going to collect the socks too?"

Hei Sanyi waved his hand anxiously, "No...no, no, yes, I remember now, I washed my trousers and hung them out to dry, I need to...I need to go back and take them back!"

Hei San wanted to deny it, but the situation didn't allow it.

He hastily made up an excuse and turned to run away.

In his haste to catch up with the two ungrateful men ahead of him, he even resorted to using his light-footed skills.

Lin Xi craned her neck and saw the group fleeing in disarray, and was even more bewildered.

"Tch, you guys said you wanted to eat fish, but now that it's grilled, you don't want to eat it."

After saying that, Lin Xi sniffed the incredibly fragrant grilled fish, her face full of delight: "Hmph, if you guys aren't going to eat it, I'll eat it myself."

Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant and juicy.

Take a bite, and it's delicious.

Lin Xi enjoyed her meal and prepared to go back, eating as she walked.

Little did he know that the moment he turned around, his seven souls and six spirits flew away.

"Meng... Mengli... What a... what a coincidence!"

Damn it, those three are so inconsiderate, they didn't even tell him that Mengli was coming!

Immediately, all three of them had the same idea.

Gao Mengli looked at Lin Xi with a half-smile, then reached out and pinched Lin Xi's ear.

"skillful?"

Gao Mengli applied a little pressure with her fingertips, and Lin Xi's ears instantly turned a deep, ripe shrimp red.

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts..."

Lin Xi suddenly lost interest in the grilled fish. After all, her life was more important, so she immediately came up with 360 excuses in her mind, ready to explain them one by one.

Dou Weiyi, who was standing next to her, glanced at Gao Mengli and then at Lin Xi.

He rushed over to Lin Xi and quickly took the grilled fish from his hand, which was about to slip out of his grasp: "Give me the grilled fish, it'll be a shame if it falls on the ground!"

After saying that, the grilled fish was moved to another place and ended up in Dou Weiyi's hands.

Dou Weiyi quickly grabbed a piece and took a bite, looking at Lin Xi with a muffled expression: "Grilled fish has to be eaten while it's hot, it doesn't taste good when it's cold. Brother Lin, I'll eat it, you don't mind, do you?"

Lin Xi felt like dying.

Screw you, you've already eaten it and you're asking for my opinion?

Lin Xi's temples throbbed with anger. Pointing at the greasy grilled fish in Dou Weiyi's hand, his Adam's apple bobbed for a long time because of his earache before he finally managed to squeeze out, "Brother Dou... you're beholden to me, so say something!"

If you've eaten his food, then you have to plead for him.

Such a lack of tact is very typical of the Dou family.

Dou Weiyi wiped his greasy mouth, then suddenly slapped his thigh and smiled obsequiously at Gao Mengli, "Sister-in-law..."

"Ok?"

Gao Mengli gave him a chilling look, which immediately silenced Dou Weiyi.

Dou Weiyi could only shrug at Lin Xi, feeling helpless.

Grilled fish is still the best!

"Come here!"

Gao Mengli twisted Lin Xi's ear and pulled her aside.

Seeing this, Dou Wei realized it wouldn't end anytime soon, so he simply found a large rock.

Eating fish and watermelon at the same time, my mood couldn't be better.

I couldn't help but exclaim, "Mmm, this grilled fish is really good! Lin Xi's cooking skills have improved again!"

If someone puts on a "fighting scene" in front of him, why would he stop them?

They were already poor, and on top of that, they were busy.

Unlike other officials, they don't spend their days drinking tea, listening to folk songs, or watching operas.

Not only does he not have the time, but his wallet also doesn't allow it!

This one-sided, overwhelming fight scene made me click my tongue twice.

This Gao Mengli is truly exceptionally fierce.

Unconsciously, Dou Weiyi silently wiped away a tear for Lin Xi.

The commotion was heard from a great distance by Dou Zhan, who was waiting in the smoking room.

He's a real brother-lover; his brother told him to wait here, so he came over a long time ago.

After waiting for ages, I still didn't see a single person.

There's some noise over there, so I figured I might as well take a look.

Dou Zhan rushed over following the sound and saw Lin Xi hugging Gao Mengli's leg and crying about something from afar.

His younger brother, meanwhile, was eating grilled fish and watching intently, looking very excited.

"elder brother!"

Dou Weiyi heard footsteps, turned around and saw Dou Zhan walking over, so she waved to him: "Brother, go to Queya's dad and call Qian Yan'er and Pangniu over, we can start loading the goods right away."

Dou Zhan nodded upon hearing this, but did not take a single step.

Seeing that Dou Zhan remained unmoved, Dou Wei looked puzzled.

He was staring blankly at the grilled fish in his hand.

Dou Weiyi reluctantly agreed to split one off.

The hand reached out, ready to grab a small one.

However, Dou Zhan was faster than him. In the blink of an eye, he grabbed the largest one and ran away.

As he ran, he didn't forget to thank Dou Weiyi: "Weiyi, even Kong Rong would share a pear, you shouldn't mind if I eat the big one, right?"

Dou Weiyi watched her brother's departing figure, stomping her feet in anger: "I mind, give it all back!"

Before he could finish shouting, Dou Zhan had already vanished from sight.

I really regret it. I should have practiced martial arts more diligently when I was young. Otherwise, my brother would have stolen my fish.

He was so angry that he took two big bites of the grilled fish.

If it weren't for the fact that brothers are like limbs, he would probably want to chop off his limbs and feed them to the dogs right now.

Dou Zhan, meanwhile, took the grilled fish and ran far away.

Seeing that Dou Weiyi hadn't caught up, he slowed down.

It smells so good, it smells amazing!

This aroma is a testament to Lin Xi's skill.

I really don't know how many chefs Lin Xi ate at, to make his cooking so delicious.

He sniffed it twice, and even though his saliva was enough to make a river that could carry boats, he couldn't bear to eat a single bite.

He rushed to his father's house, pushed open the door, and shouted urgently:

"Qian Yan'er, Fatty, my family's only one wants you to go to the cured meat smoking workshop."

Dou Zhan looked around, and seeing no one, he called out in confusion, "Qian Yan'er—Qian Yan'er—"

"That's strange, where did they go?"

"Are you blind? If your eyes are useless, I wouldn't mind gouging them out and feeding them to the dogs."

Caught off guard, Dou Zhan was startled when he heard Qian Yan'er's voice.

He looked down and saw Qian Yan'er staring at him with a face full of resentment.

"When did you arrive?"

Upon hearing this, Qian Yan'er rolled her eyes from the back of her head to the soles of her feet.

"Dou Zhan, it's such a waste of your talent that you're not blind."

Whether you come or not, I'll be here.

Upon hearing this, Dou Zhan touched his nose somewhat awkwardly.

It turns out that Qian Yan'er was right in front of him when he walked in.

But you can't blame him for that.

That Qian Yan'er is really something. She's short and doesn't know to wear height-increasing insoles. Dou Zhan, a tall and strong man, can't always be looking down at the road.

"What's that smell? It smells so good?"

Upon hearing Qian Yan'er's words, Dou Zhan quickly raised his grilled fish high, saying, "This is mine, don't you dare take it."

But who is Qian Yan'er? She was once a bandit.

He can listen to what he's saying; he even reverses his own name, Dou Zhan.

With a quick glance around, Dou Zhan pointed the way: "There are still many more over there. If you run fast, you might be able to get one or two!"

There's no pressure in messing with your brother; that's called shifting the blame!

Upon hearing this, Qian Yan'er immediately took off running outside.

"It's bad enough that Dou Weiyi doesn't pay us wages to buy us food, but he actually dares to eat all the food himself behind Master Yan's back!"

"What? It's delicious!"

Qian Yangao ran out, and a fleeting pink blur quickly followed behind.

The attack was swift as lightning, startling Dou Zhan so much that he quickly dodged to the side.

However, Dou Zhan underestimated the foodie's determination.

The chubby girl charged forward like a mountain crashing down, her body swirling with a gust of wind as she slammed into Dou Zhan's shoulder, sending him spinning three times before he could finally regain his balance.

Dou Zhan was so shocked by the impact that he saw stars. Just as he was about to lash out, he saw the chubby girl already running far away on her short legs.

"What a... weirdo..."

For a moment, he couldn't think of any words to describe these two brilliant minds.

Fortunately, his grilled fish was saved.

He took a deep breath, quickly straightened his clothes, and then walked to the door of the buck-toothed jade and gently knocked on the door.

"Ayu, I brought you grilled fish!"

Inside the room, the bronze mirror's eyes were exquisite and charming, with a high, straight nose, a delicate nose tip, and even its eyebrows exuding a captivating allure.

Bucktooth Jade rolled her eyes when she heard the sound.

She stretched out her slender, shapely, and fair hand, picked up the dentures that were soaking on the table, and began to work on them in her mouth with a series of clanging sounds.

With a "whoosh," the door suddenly opened from the inside.

"Why are you like a fly, everywhere? Are you very free? Don't you have anything to do?"

He's truly an unemployed man; he has nothing but plenty of time.

Dou Zhan wasn't angry at what the buck-toothed girl said!

He cheerfully handed the grilled fish to the buck-toothed Yu: "Yu, if I were a fly, you would be the egg. I'd be targeting you!"

Bucktooth Yu took a half step back in disgust, but when the aroma of grilled fish wafted into her nostrils, her Adam's apple bobbed involuntarily.

She stood with her hands on her hips and scoffed, "Then tell me, where's my seam? Can't I sew it up myself?"

Seeing that the buck-toothed girl was furious and looked disgusted, Dou Zhan looked down at himself.

Given his handsome appearance and superb martial arts skills, there's no reason why Ayu wouldn't like him.

It's true that seducing someone horizontally won't work, and seducing them vertically won't work either.

Then the only option is to use your ultimate weapon—sincerity.

Dou Zhan coughed lightly, then suddenly became serious.

This change left Bucktooth Jade feeling a little unaccustomed for a while.

The atmosphere shifted slightly, and Bucktooth Jade, arms crossed, became serious: "Tell me, why?"

She's so ugly, and Dou Zhan says he likes her? Even the dogs in the village wouldn't believe it.

Dou Zhan stared at the buck-toothed girl, Yu, and chuckled softly: "Yu, you like Gao Mengli!"

Hearing Dou Zhan say it so bluntly, Bucktooth Yu was so frightened that she quickly covered his mouth: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

After saying that, he looked around.

Although it was her own courtyard, Gao Mengli's reputation was at stake, so she was extremely cautious.

I'm afraid that someone might overhear me and ruin Ah Li's reputation.

Bucktooth Yu glared fiercely at Dou Zhan, giving him a warning look: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll beat you up."

It doesn't matter whether her reputation is good or bad, but no one can ruin Gao Mengli's reputation, not even Dou Zhan.

Seeing how nervous Ayu was, Dou Zhan decided to cut to the chase: "Ayu, I actually don't like you."

Bucktooth Jade snorted coldly: "Speak, what's your purpose? What do you want me to do?"

Men often feign affection, but most of the time it's just an act.

She's not a three-year-old; she never believes the nonsense spouted by stinky men.

“Ayu, my wife died tragically, and my eldest son died young.”

Now it's just a lone seedling left; from now on, it will need someone to protect and support it.

At this point, Dou Zhan's eyes showed hatred, sadness, and above all, utter grief.

But he kept it hidden in his eyes, and you couldn't notice it unless you looked closely.

But Bucktooth Jade only glanced at it before his expression of disgust vanished: "So..."

"So, Ayu, we all have people we need to protect, don't we?"

If we cooperate and things go smoothly, it's inevitable that some scheming people will try to force women into my backyard.

My youngest son is still very young and his wings are not yet fully grown; I'm afraid..."

"Are you afraid that because of your negligence, he might kill her?"

Dou Weiyi nodded: "My wife is my childhood sweetheart, and I once swore to protect her well."

But despite all my careful planning, I never imagined that while I was defending my country on the border, someone would break into my home from behind.

Ah Yu, you know martial arts and pharmacology.

I entrust my child to you for upbringing; it would be most fitting for you to raise him as your son.

Besides you, I can't think of anyone more suitable than you.

Bucktooth Jade raised an eyebrow.

Becoming a mother unexpectedly, having a child without pain—is being a stepmother really that easy?

She quickly shook her head: "Palace dramas aren't for me, you should find someone else!"

After saying that, he was about to go back inside to close the door and see the guest out.

Seeing that the buck-toothed girl refused, Dou Zhan quickly blocked her way.

What he just said was only what was in his own best interest, and it certainly wouldn't sway Ayu.

But all the hustle and bustle is driven by profit.

Dou Zhan quickly added, "Ayu, think about it, your status will be very important in the future."

If anyone bullies Gao Mengli, you shall be executed!

If anyone dares to tarnish her reputation, you shall execute him!

If you were to take that position, and others knew that Gao Mengli was on good terms with you, even a first-rank imperial consort would treat Gao Mengli with utmost respect and would not dare to neglect her.

Anyone who dares to be negligent will be punished, ranging from being flogged to being put to death.

"There are so many benefits, aren't you going to consider it?"

"Oh?"

Bucktooth Yu became interested, but also had doubts: "How can you be sure that you got that position, and not Dou Weiyi?"

Dou Weiyi pursued a literary career, while Dou Zhan pursued a military one.

Even a fool would think that Dou Weiyi is more suitable for that position.

Dou Zhan reached out and lightly tapped the tip of the buck-toothed jade's nose: "Do you think he wants that position?"

The only one he could betray was Xue Ling and Wu Gu Feng Deng, his childhood sweethearts. He would rather betray the world than betray the five of them.

Even a dog wouldn't want to sit in that spot.

Not only do they have no freedom, but they also have to be forced to have strange women pushed into their backyards. Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

Of course, the Yin family is an exception.

When a diligent and capable emperor becomes obsessed with beautiful women and neglects the well-being of the people, then that dynasty can basically be abandoned.