noffsinger Chapter 237 She Threatened Me
Chapter 237 She Threatened Me
A day later, Old Wu was covered in a sack. Just as he was preparing to fight back with all his might, he realized who was besieging him.
Three special teams, including Jia Fuzi and Lu Wuwei...
"Waaah... What a grudge! The last time someone received this treatment was Chen Erniu, right? Why is it my turn?"
Old Wu didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he didn't want to really kill these people.
When he emerged from the sack with a pig's head on his head, just as he was about to question everyone, Xia Simeng shoved her phone screen directly into Lao Wu's face.
After seeing the group of smiling, innocent-looking ghost brides on the screen, Old Wu swallowed hard and took two steps back.
"Hehe... This is my first time creating a character, so I only used your faces because I'm a little more familiar with you guys. It's nothing, don't worry about it..."
Old Wu explained with a smile on his face, but in his heart he had cursed Ling Yunxiao a thousand times. Wang Mian wasn't that kind of person, and he wasn't familiar with Wang Ye. The only person who could do such a thing was Ling Yunxiao.
"Old dog Wu, let me tell you, I have no problem with you pinching faces and making figurines, but the problem is, why is mine so ugly? What do you mean by that?"
Xia Simeng continued to stare at Lao Wu relentlessly. Lao Wu blinked and said, "Ugly? Aren't I much better looking than you?"
But he dared not say it! What if this old lady went mad and took the Phoenix Fire to the Blood Sea if he really said it?
"I've already sent Mengmeng into the mist, don't worry. When I get back, I'll sculpt one that you're satisfied with, and then I'll send it to you as a bodyguard, okay?"
"Hehe... Thank you, Brother Wu. You truly are our own god, so generous."
Xia Simeng's ability to change her expression is simply unbeatable; one second she was on the verge of a fight, and the next she was all smiles.
Xia Simeng was satisfied, while the other teams around her were all eager to try their luck, wondering if they could also extort money from Lao Wu.
However, Old Wu suddenly raised his head and looked solemnly into the void above.
Everyone quickly looked up. They were just joking around, but they wouldn't let it interfere with their business.
However, there was clearly nothing above their heads; the void above was utterly silent.
"Old dog Wu!"
Bu Li was the first to come to her senses, but Wu Tongxuan, who had been standing there just moments before, had already vanished without a trace.
"hateful!"
With a sigh, the group took to the air and flew away in the direction they had come from. After all, they all had missions to perform, and taking a break to warm up was fine, but they couldn't let it interfere with their business.
After everyone left, Wu Tongxuan reappeared in the same spot, his gaze still fixed on the void he had been staring at.
Meanwhile, in the dark clouds above, Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White were being held hand in hand by Wu Tongxuan's divine power, who pressed them to their original positions.
They had sensed the gathering of special teams and intended to land here and contaminate all the special teams present by self-destructing.
However, they couldn't understand how this middle-aged man, who seemed weaker than everyone else, could be begging for mercy one second and then freeze them in place with just a look the next.
"You're being bullied by them, so why are you stopping us from killing your enemies?"
Little Red Riding Hood coughed up several mouthfuls of blood before managing to utter a hoarse sound.
"Although I don't usually explain things about corpses, I'm in a bad mood today, so I can talk to you a bit more."
As Wu Tongxuan spoke, he waved his hand lightly, and mysterious figures appeared, their faces pale as if they were wearing masks, their bodies shrouded in pitch-black cloaks, making it almost impossible to see their hands and feet.
They carried small, dark knives and rushed towards Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White, the knives falling one after another.
A single cut may not cause much damage, but if there are many cuts, then their actions would be a well-known form of punishment—death by a thousand cuts.
It's a pity Ling Yunxiao isn't here, otherwise he would definitely ask Lao Wu what he thinks.
The once-beautiful Rakshasa woman has been transformed into a ghost bride, and her attacks are nothing short of utter destruction. The once-beautiful Asura has been turned into a faceless man, and his attacks are nothing short of agonizing torture?
Wu Tongxuan did not look at his masterpiece, but instead looked at the Thunder God Pillar in the distance, which was almost invisible.
"Enemies? Heh... My enemies have always been you mysterious invaders of Great Xia."
Those people are all my comrades-in-arms. It's perfectly normal for brothers to bicker and fight each other.
Anta County, Fengdu City.
Mushrooms were already growing on the heads of Ling Yunxiao, Wang Mian, Wang Ye, and Nezha. Finally, Lin Qiye appeared in front of everyone, holding Jialan's hand.
"I thought you two got married on the spot and retired from the entertainment industry."
Ling Yunxiao spoke first, standing up and patting off imaginary dust from his clothes.
"We still have to go into the fog, can't you guys do something more important?"
Wang Ye didn't want to miss the chance to mock Lin Qiye, so he spoke up before Lin Qiye could even open his mouth.
"I'm so sorry, I've been asleep for too long. It was only because Nanaya was trying to wake me up that I took up everyone's time."
Jialan blushed and softly apologized.
Ling Yunxiao was filled with astonishment. If he remembered correctly, Jialan was an even fiercer tyrannical mother than Xia Simeng. What was she like? Was she possessed by the ghost bride?
Lin Qiye apologized to everyone with a look of remorse, but he still held Jialan's hand and even took half a step forward to protect her behind him.
"Sigh... This saccharine love smell is so strong. It was so rare to have Si Xiaonan and Leng Xuan, who were always showing off their love, in the team. They've already filled this gap so quickly."
Ling Yunxiao shook his head and sighed; his sour voice was truly tooth-ache-inducing.
"Brother Ling, you should try dating too! Look, this ghost bride Mengmeng is pretty good. Besides, I know a few beautiful fairy sisters in Yaochi. I'll introduce them to you sometime!"
Nezha grinned and pointed to Mengmeng not far away. Mengmeng still had that innocent and pure look, and upon hearing Nezha's words, she actually smiled at Ling Yunxiao.
Ling Yunxiao felt a chill run down his spine, as if a cold wind was blowing against his back. Without hesitation, he turned around and hid behind Wang Mian.
"Captain, this ghost bride is threatening me!"
His voice was full of grievance, and Wang Mian could only look up at Mengmeng with a sharp gaze.
Mengmeng immediately lowered her head, no longer daring to look at Ling Yunxiao, and instead looked at a stone by the roadside. She was just cooperating with what the Great God Nezha was saying, so why was this person so fierce?
"Okay, she won't look at you anymore."
Stop joking around. Lin Qiye and Jialan haven't seen each other for many years, so it's okay if they spend a little more time catching up.
"We can set off now; there's still much for us to do in the mist."
"Yes, it's time to set off. However, before we leave, I'd like to leave a gift for Daxia."
"Heavenly Venerable One, please help me pass this on to Commander-in-Chief Ye Fan."
Ling Yunxiao stopped his playful act and looked up at the void. He knew that the Primordial Celestial Venerable would definitely appear once he sensed the aura of the Fengdu Emperor.