Chapter 42 So You're a Psychopath
Chapter 42 So You're a Psychopath
Zhang Xinghai fell into the cesspool, while Zheng Qian remained in the passageway. There were no members of the Black Mao team around, and the archers on the roof immediately fired arrows.
Whoosh...
With a forward roll to dodge all the arrows, Zheng Qian pushed off with his feet and leaped onto the roof.
Upon seeing Zheng Qian approach, the archer decisively abandoned his bow and arrow, drew his broken sword, and charged at Zheng Qian.
They were all experts in the late stage of the Skin Refining Realm, with a strength of only three thousand jin. They were killing gods among ordinary people, but in Zheng Qian's eyes, they were no different from ordinary people.
ding ding ding...
With the heavy sword swung, no one could stop it; they were all chopped off the roof.
"Ah, I'll fight you to the death!"
Li Ergou watched as the people in front of him were either cleaved in two by a single sword strike or sent flying to their deaths. Standing at the back, he dared not run away. He mustered his courage, jumped high, and slashed at Zheng Qian.
"kill."
His movements seemed slow to Zheng Qian. He dodged to the side, the heavy sword swirled, and the blade struck his back.
Click.
The sound of bones cracking rang out, and Li Ergou descended even faster and more violently.
thump.
The main beam of the roof was broken and crashed heavily into the stable.
Inside the horse pen, Zhang Xinghai crawled out of the dung pit, his body covered in horse manure, emitting a disgusting stench.
vomit……
He was still breathing heavily when he flew in, swallowing a lot of fecal matter, and couldn't help but vomit as soon as he came out.
Suddenly a loud noise came from above. He looked up and saw a dark figure descending from the sky.
"Holy crap."
puff.
Zhang Xinghai was thrown into the sewage again.
puff puff...
Damn it, I was inhaling, ready to vomit.
Now I've been forced to drink horse urine again.
Zheng Qian stood on the rooftop, the morning light shining on his handsome face, intimidating the Cao Gang and Jinmao Chamber of Commerce members. With Zhang Xinghai absent, they dared not attack.
Didn't you see that few of the corpses lying on the ground were intact? They were all cut in half.
Who would dare to rush up and seek death?
A gentle breeze blew by, and Zheng Qian stretched out his arms to embrace it, feeling every pore on his body open up.
Cool.
Having a fight every day after breakfast makes Su Zhan's muscles and bones feel even better.
"Pah!"
Zhang Xinghai finally climbed out of the cesspool, staggered out of the stable, and kept spitting.
vomit……
It stank so bad that a group of people were bent over and vomiting.
Zhang Xinghai wiped the horse manure off his face, on the verge of tears, and roared.
"Zheng Qian, you've gone too far, you've been too cruel."
Fanning the air, Zheng Qian showed a disgusted expression; it really stank.
"Zhang Xinghai, if you're going to fight, then fight! Why did you jump into the cesspool?"
"Damn it!" Zhang Xinghai gasped for breath in anger.
There was some fecal matter left on his mouth, which he inhaled all of it with his big mouth, the stench spreading from his mouth all the way to his stomach.
vomit……
He couldn't help but bend over and vomit, bringing up bile.
"Zhang Xinghai, if you can't vomit, then stop. If you really can't, eat a little more and then keep vomiting."
Killing is heartbreaking.
"Zheng Qian, you, you."
Suddenly raising his head, Zhang Xinghai angrily flung his hand away, pointed at Zheng Qian, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
He flung the loose horse manure, which hit one of his men next to him, causing them to retreat in unison and keep their distance.
President, you smell bad, don't come any closer!
Several of his confidants even tried to dissuade him.
"President, let's give up, we can't beat him."
"Yes, Chairman, no one has come to arrest us for so long. Zheng Qian really came to buy horses. Let him go."
"A wise man doesn't fight a losing battle. Guild leader, let's find another opportunity to fight later."
"Yes, we've lost over sixty brothers, and more than fifty of them were cut in half. If we keep fighting, we'll all be killed."
Once Zhang Xinghai caught his breath, he cursed, "You bunch of useless trash! More than a hundred of you couldn't even beat Zheng Qian. What use are you?"
After saying that, he slapped the people who had spoken several times, making them see stars and leaving five large black, fecal handprints on their faces.
After the beating, Zhang Xinghai pointed at Zheng Qian and said, "Do you know who I am? How dare you treat me like this?"
Pointing his sword at Zhang Xinghai, he said, "Who are you? You're just Zhang Xinghai, who else could you be?"
His arrogant expression vanished, replaced by one of disappointment. Zhang Xinghai cried, two lines of tears etching deep lines into his dark face.
"Yes, I'm Zhang Xinghai, aren't I just the abandoned Zhang Xinghai? Waaah..."
Zhang Xinghai plopped down on the ground and started crying.
The start of Zheng Qian's duel with Li Weihu also marked the beginning of his unlucky streak.
He lost 900,000 taels of silver, the Biqiang Sect was wiped out, the Jinmao Chamber of Commerce was broken up, and today he swallowed horse manure. No matter who he is, it doesn't change the fact that he swallowed horse manure.
Neuropathy.
Zheng Qian finally understood that Zhang Xinghai was a lunatic.
A psychopath who cannot control his emotions and has a dual personality.
One second he was calling Zheng Qian "father" and begging him to let him go, the next second he launched an attack on Zheng Qian, fighting him to the death.
Isn't this a mental illness?
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault." Zhang Xinghai stood up and glared fiercely at Zheng Qian.
"You must die."
After all that fuss, it turns out Zhang Xinghai is a lunatic.
Zheng Qian immediately lost interest in continuing the fight. "Zhang Xinghai, this镖头 (bodyguard/escort) has no interest in playing with you. I'm not buying a horse either. Goodbye."
After saying that, Zheng Qian ran towards the door and jumped to the second floor in a few leaps.
"Stop him! If he gets away, I'll kill your whole family!" Zhang Xinghai persisted, quickly running towards Zheng Qian and ordering the guards upstairs to stop him.
Upon hearing Zhang Xinghai's words, the people upstairs all desperately attacked Zheng Qian.
They knew Zhang Xinghai, this lunatic, better than Zheng Qian did; he really would kill their whole family.
With a clang, Zheng Qian sheathed his heavy sword, grabbed a two-meter-long four-cornered bench, and swept it horizontally, instantly sending more than a dozen people flying.
These are all migrant workers who came to Cao Gang to earn a meager living; they are children from ordinary families. Zheng Qian would not kill them.
Although Zhang Xinghai was obese, he was very fast. This was the advantage of an internal martial arts master. As long as he gathered his breath from his dantian, he could unleash stronger combat power and faster speed.
"die."
Zhang Xinghai jumped from the first floor to the second floor and threw a punch at Zheng Qian.
The stench arrives before the fist.
After several trips, Zhang Xinghai had left horse manure everywhere on the second floor.
"Wind and Thunder Fist".
With a loud roar, Zhang Xinghai unleashed a thunderous roar with both fists, striking towards Zheng Qian's chest.
At the same time, sewage splattered everywhere. Zheng Qian stepped back and squatted down, then threw the stool with his backhand. The stool slammed hard onto Zhang Xinghai's knee.
With a sharp pain in his knee, Zhang Xinghai's offensive was abruptly interrupted, and he crashed heavily onto the wooden board.
Clang.
Cao Bang spent a lot of money to build a wooden building, but Zhang Xinghai smashed a big hole in it, and the wooden planks fell to the first floor along with Zhang Xinghai.
When.
The sound of a fat pig landing echoed, kicking up a cloud of dust.
Zhang Xinghai reached out to support himself as he tried to get up, but when he looked up, he saw a dark figure descending from the sky.
"Holy crap."
It turned out that Zheng Qian jumped down from the second floor and landed directly on his back.
Clang.
Another loud bang, and the two continued to fall.
Zheng Qian hadn't expected there to be a basement below the first floor. He landed with a thud, pressing down on Zhang Xinghai.
The heavy sword weighed over 600 jin, and with Zheng Qian's weight, it weighed over 700 jin. No matter how much fat Zhang Xinghai had, he couldn't support it, and with a "pfft," blood spurted from his mouth.
Sunlight streamed in through the hole, and Zheng Qian saw bags piled up in the basement, the air filled with the smell of herbs.
He flipped over and sat on Zhang Xinghai, then drew his short sword with a clang and pressed it against Zhang's neck.
"Zhang Xinghai, you've hidden so many herbs, are you planning a rebellion?"
Blood was gushing from Zhang Xinghai's mouth. "Dad, can you get up first? My back is going to break from sitting on you."
"No."
When Zhang Xinghai fell, many planks fell down with him. At this moment, he was sitting on Zhang Xinghai through the planks, and since he couldn't touch the horse manure, he refused to get down no matter what.
The short sword in his hand was fixed on his carotid artery. If he were to be moved even slightly, he would immediately see the scene of pig's blood being released.
Besides, with so many people holding knives surrounding me upstairs, I was in a very passive position in the basement. How could I possibly let you go?
Zheng Qian casually asked, "These herbs number sixty-eight and are worth eighteen thousand taels?"
Zhang Xinghai's eyes widened suddenly. "How did you know?"
"Nonsense, what don't I know?"
Bai Shao dropped five items: a map of Malanshan, a prescription, 18,000 taels of silver, the Jade Snow Spear, and a spear formation.
The prescription clearly stated a price of 18,000 taels of silver.
I never expected the medicine to be in Cao's hands. Shouldn't Bai Shao have gone out to buy it? Did someone else go out to buy the medicine later?
Zheng Qian didn't care, but Zhang Xinghai started complaining.
"Bai Shao, that good-for-nothing, went to Malanshan to buy medicine. He didn't expect to not only fail to buy the medicine but also lose his money and his life. In the end, Hua Yixuan went to pay for it and brought it back. Both of them are useless."
"Alright, tell them all to back off and throw their knives into the cesspool. I don't want to kill you."
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