noffsinger Chapter 288 Stop pretending, let’s show off! ! !
Chapter 288 Stop pretending, let’s show off! ! !
"You are the devil!"
Cheng Yaojin pursed his lips, but he did not dare to say these words.
Because at this moment Li Er was staring at him.
From the first time he came into contact with Zhuang Zhou, Li Er gave him orders.
Let him not reveal his identity.
In order to have more contact with Zhuang Zhou and get to know this person more carefully.
Today, Li Er summoned several top officials from the DPRK and China to come over for dinner.
I made it clear that I wanted to introduce Zhuang Zhou to a few people.
But now it’s better!
Cheng Yaojin ate eight-treasure porridge and got carried away, and even revealed his identity.
Zhuang Zhou took the lead and asked:
"Brother Qin, these friends of yours are all big shots in the court, right?"
"What is a boss?"
Li Er looked at Zhuang Zhou and asked puzzledly.
"He's a first-class official. He almost always stays with His Majesty to discuss military and state affairs."
Li Er shook his head and chuckled:
"From what you say, these people are really big guys."
Zhuang Zhou said oh, stared at Li Er again and asked:
"Then you must be the Holy One, right?!"
"This……"
Li Er was exposed and felt a little embarrassed.
I was debating whether or not to have a showdown.
Cheng Yaojin immediately opened his eyes and whispered:
"Shhh! You kid, please speak softly. Your Majesty is on a visit incognito, so don't be alarmed."
Li Er: "..."
You little bitch didn't reveal your identity.
Now I'm going to blame others!
Still want to be shameless?
Li Er was completely speechless!
But the matter has come to an end, so there is no need to worry about it anymore.
Stop pretending!
It’s a direct showdown!
"Brother Zhuang Xian, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hide it from you."
But when he really said it, Li Er felt relieved.
Zhuang Zhou looked at Li Er and felt a little uncomfortable:
"Then... Your Majesty, why don't you call me Zhuang Zhou? I think it's safer."
Li Er curled his lips, feeling a little embarrassed.
Co-author: I call you Xiandi, which makes you feel dangerous, right?
After thinking about it, I have already exposed my identity.
It is indeed not appropriate to refer to him as a good brother.
"Okay! In private, we can call you this when we are alone."
Zhuang Zhou did not refuse anymore, thought for a while and asked again:
"By the way...do you want me to kneel down for you?
What kind of courtesy should a king and his ministers do? "
The other people laughed after hearing this.
Li Er also smiled heartily, waved his hands and said:
"Of course not, just sit back and relax!"
"Oh, all right!"
To be honest, Zhuang Zhou thought it was nothing before.
But now I remember that this guy is actually the famous Li Er.
I actually felt a little scared, and my legs were a little weak.
This is life-changing!
"By the way, Zhuang Zhou, let me introduce you."
Li Er didn't see any changes in Zhuang Zhou, so he smiled and introduced again:
"I don't need to introduce this person, it's the Lu Guogong Cheng fairy you mentioned."
Cheng Yaojin twitched his mouth and retorted:
"Your Majesty, how can there be such a black monster as me, Old Cheng?"
"Yes, I have!"
Zhuang Zhou blurted out:
"Black bear spirit."
Cheng Yaojin: "..."
Okay, okay, thank you so much!
Ignoring Cheng Yaojin, Li Er smiled and continued to introduce:
"This is Sun Wuji, the eldest son of Qi State."
Zhuang Zhou nodded and responded:
"I've met Duke Qi!"
Good guy, this is Changsun Wuji who is the best at playing dirty tricks.
Finally, Li Zhi was promoted to the throne of emperor.
He looks like a little old man, but he didn't expect Yan Hua Yan Hua.
After seeing the ceremony, Li Er said again:
"This one you have seen is Zuo Pu She Fang Qiao."
Zhuang Zhou bowed again.
Fang Qiao is Fang Xuanling, and Qiao is actually his first name.
Xuanling is just his name.
Therefore, it is more reasonable to call him Fang Qiao.
Stay until the last one.
Li Er's expression was obviously much colder:
"This is Wei Zheng, my servant."
Zhuang Zhou heard this and blurted out:
"Are you the famous Wei Daodun?"
Wei Zheng's face twitched, looking very embarrassed.
Everyone here knows that Wei Zheng loves to quarrel with others.
Especially against Li Er.
It’s always the same sentence:
"Your Majesty, you are wrong!"
Or: "Your Majesty, you are wrong again!"
It seems that Li Er was criticized the most by Wei Zheng.
Several times he was so angry that he drew his sword and wanted to kill Wei Zheng.
They were all stopped by Queen Changsun.
We all know what happened next.
Li Er said a famous saying through the ages:
"Using copper as a mirror can straighten your clothes."
This mirror refers to Wei Zheng.
So much so that some historians say that the rule of Zhenguan was actually initiated by Wei Zheng.
It was because of Wei Zheng's constant reminders and advice.
This pair of monarchs and ministers who fell in love and killed each other finally formed a legend about the monarch and his ministers that has been passed down through the ages.
"Wei Dao?"
Hearing Zhuang Zhou's words at this time, Li Er couldn't help but laugh:
"Wei Zheng, I heard that Zhuang Zhou's name for you is really appropriate! Haha~~~"
Li Er laughed, and so did the others.
Zhuang Zhou wanted to laugh, but how dare he!
I also have a big mouth, why did I say it out loud at once.
"Well... Your Majesty, and all my lords, you can eat the eight-treasure porridge first, and then I'll get you two more dishes."
Soon, Zhuang Zhou got a plate of cucumber salad.
That is, the famous little green dragon who is shattered to pieces in the restaurant.
Then a plate of fried peanuts.
Don't say it!
This thing makes porridge, it's really delicious.
"Wait, there's still something missing!"
Only then did Zhuang Zhou remember that he had to sprinkle some fine salt on it to call it perfect!
At this time a plate of peanuts was placed on the table.
It has already attracted the attention of several big shots.
It was Cheng Yaojin who picked up the chopsticks first, picked one and put it into his mouth.
"Click~"
Well, it’s fragrant, crispy, and especially delicious!
"Brother Zhuang, what is this? I, Old Cheng, have never eaten it before, and I think I haven't seen it in the Tang Dynasty, right?"
When he said this, he looked at the people present.
Changsun Wuji did not move his chopsticks, just stared at the peanuts and shook his head:
"I haven't seen it in Datang!"
"I haven't seen it either."
Several other people shook their heads, all thinking the same thing.
Never seen this thing before.
Cheng Yaojin glanced sideways and saw Li Er.
Only then did I realize that I had been rude again just now.
How can you eat it first?
The Holy One is still here!
He had to say quickly:
"Your Majesty, please come first!"
Li Er rolled his eyes and didn't say much.
He picked up a peanut and put it in his mouth, chewed it and said:
"No, you don't even know this?"
Several people looked at each other, then looked at Li Er and asked:
"Is it possible that Your Majesty the Holy One knows?"
Li Er looked arrogant:
"It's called peanuts!"
"peanut?"
"Unheard of!"
"Yeah, I've never heard of it either."
"It seems that your Majesty is still well-informed!"
"That's right, it's better for me to wait!"
A lot of flattery came out.
Li Er is very useful.
In fact, speaking of it, Li Er also received many seeds given to him by Zhuang Zhou.
One of the seeds is peanut.
Therefore, I could tell at a glance that it was peanuts.
I just didn’t expect that these peanuts could be eaten like this.
And it was so delicious that he wanted to drink a drink.
"Don't be stunned! Move your chopsticks and eat together!"
Of course good things must be shared together.
After all, Li Er brought several big shots from the court here today.
Just to let Zhuang Zhou meet face to face.
At this time, Zhuang Zhou brought the fine salt.
I saw everyone eating it.
"Eat later!"
"what!"
"It's still a little short of this."
Everyone stopped using their chopsticks and saw Zhuang Zhou holding something like white sand in a pottery bowl.
"Zhuang Zhou, what is this?"
"This? This is refined salt."
Everyone: "???"