Slaying Gods: I cultivate the Heaven-Covering Technique in Slaying Gods.

Chapter 113 The Three Great Traitors of Heaven

At this moment,

Wang Teng suddenly pressed the pause button and then looked at Yang Jin and the other two.

Nezha looked at Wang Teng anxiously: "Hey, cousin-in-law, why did you turn it off? Turn it back on, please turn the TV back on! We're watching something really exciting!"

"No rush, no rush. Let me test you with a question. If you can answer it, then I'll play it!"

"Alright, go ahead and say it!"

Wang Teng paused and said, "I have a question. There are so many gates in the Heavenly Palace, so why did Sun Wukong always break in through the South Heavenly Gate when he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"

Lin Qiye preemptively declared, "Because the South Heavenly Gate is the closest!!!"

"wrong!"

Yang Jin and Nezha exchanged a glance, looking at Wang Teng with some surprise.

Then, Nezha tentatively asked, "Is it because the south is the monkey's lucky direction?"

"wrong!"

Yang Jin looked at Wang Teng tentatively: "Is it because the monkey only recognizes the South Heavenly Gate?"

Wang Teng held up his little finger: "Well, you only guessed a tiny bit right. Let me reveal the answer! The correct answer is that the monkey was able to get in because Nezha let him pass through!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Jin looked at Nezha with a strange expression, and Nezha visibly panicked: "I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! If you keep doing this, I'll sue you for defamation! I'll sue you for defamation! You're defaming me!!!"

Wang Teng patted Nezha's head: "Don't be scared. I'm talking about the Great God Nezha of the Three Altars and Seas, not you. What are you afraid of? Besides, I have evidence!"

"Tell me, tell me! If you can't say it today, you have to apologize to Nezha. He's my idol."

Wang Teng waved his hand dismissively: "First of all, let's look at the guardians of the other three Heavenly Gates. The guardian of the East Heavenly Gate is Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun, one of the Five Elders, whom the Jade Emperor greatly respects; the North Heavenly Gate is guarded by Zhenwu the Great; and the West Heavenly Gate is guarded by the Buddha Tathagata. Ladies and gentlemen, if Sun Wukong had encountered these three when he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I reckon if they coughed, Sun Wukong would have had to plow several more acres of land in their homes. Havoc in the Heavenly Palace? Hmph, he'd be hitting them with his head!"

Nezha said with a strange look in his eyes, "No, brother-in-law, where did you hear these rumors and gossip? They're so fake!"

"No, I have a second piece of evidence. I'm talking about the three great traitors of Heaven!"

Yang Jin and Nezha exchanged a glance, a strange sense of foreboding creeping over them, but they still asked, "The three traitors?"

"The first one, the earliest traitor in Heaven, the person in charge of Guanjiang Estuary, the God of Justice, the Manifestation Saint True Lord, the Pure Source Wonderful Way True Lord, the Jade Emperor's good nephew, Yang Jian! He calls everyone 'uncle' and 'cousin' with his axe. He beats his uncle when he's a nephew, and beats his nephew when he's an uncle."

"The second one is the leader of Flower Fruit Mountain. He is beyond the Three Realms and outside the Five Elements. He single-handedly broke through the Heavenly Court and defeated the Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Nine Luminaries, and the Four Heavenly Kings in a series of battles. He fought 1v37 in the Lingxiao Palace. His battle record is verifiable. He is the Fighting Buddha Sun Wukong!"

"The third one is the Double Flower Red Stick of Chen Tang Pass. He has three heads and six arms, and is equipped with top-level magic weapons. He stirred up the sea, slew the dragon, killed the Yaksha, cut off his flesh to return to his father, and removed his bones to return to his mother. He scared his father so much that he never let go of the pagoda. Whoever attacks the Heavenly Court, he will help them!"

"The three of them combined weigh around 500 pounds, with 300 pounds of rebellious spirit and 2 pounds of lotus root starch. Let's put it this way, if these three stood together and did nothing, even the gods would get anxious and their blood pressure would rise! One is against patriarchy, one is against imperial power, and one is against oppression..."

……

Yang Jin sighed softly, "Well said, brother-in-law, please don't say that again. Your mouth really offends people. If you run into someone petty in the future, then..."

Lin Qiye looked at Wang Teng with a heavy heart: "Old Wang, I have something I want to talk to you about alone!"

"What's there to talk about with me? You should ask the person involved!"

As he spoke, Wang Teng pointed at Yang Jin and Nezha.

"Was what I just said true or false? I saw everyone online saying the same thing!"

Nezha sneered, "Heh, this is the first time I've realized I have such great abilities. If I had been this powerful all along, I wouldn't have needed to reincarnate..."

Lin Qiye's eyes widened, and he pointed at Yang Jin: "So, cousin, you..."

Yang Jin looked somewhat strained and said in a low voice, "Cousin, I..."

"What exactly happened?"

Yang Jin gave a wry smile: "Cousin, when the mist invaded, the gods of other countries chose to sacrifice their lands and people in order to avoid the mist. Our Great Xia gods chose to destroy their cultivation and transform into nine national guardian steles to stop the mist's invasion. Now, a hundred years have passed, and I have regained my memories of my past life."

"So, are you Yang Jin now or...?"

"I am both Yang Jian and Yang Jin, my cousin, I am both of them!"

Wang Teng looked at Yang Jin with some doubt: "Cousin, do you think you can take an axe and chop up your older cousin?"

Yang Jin's face darkened, and he glared angrily at Wang Teng, who was deliberately bringing up the most inappropriate topic.

When did you discover my true identity?

"I noticed it the very first time I visited your home!"

Lin Qiye roared at Wang Teng, "You, Lao Wang, you didn't even tell me about something so important!"

"I already said it~"

Where did you say that?

Wang Teng pointed innocently at the TV: "When I first came here, they first showed 'The Lotus Lantern,' then my cousin complained of a headache, and then I mentioned 'Life's Regrets Flow Eastward.' Wasn't my hint obvious enough?"

Lin Qiye: "..."

However, when Wang Teng mentioned "Life's Regrets Flow Eastward Like Water," Yang Jian subconsciously revealed a nauseous expression. Nezha secretly remembered this and prepared to find out what it was when he had time.

Lin Qiye looked at his cousin Yang Jin: "Cousin, what are your plans for the future?"

Nezha interjected, "He can come find us first; that will help him recover his strength quickly!"

Lin Qiye nodded: "Alright then, it's fine, cousin, business is more important. I'll take care of Auntie, so you don't need to worry."

"Um... that might not work!"

Wang Teng raised his hand somewhat embarrassedly. Looking at Wang Teng's expression, Lin Qiye subconsciously felt a chill run down his spine.

"No, Lao Wang, what shady thing have you done behind my back this time?"

"Ahem, the things Yang Jin signed earlier and the name Nezha just signed are mandatory. Only after completing 996 copies of the 'Ten-Five Simulation' workbook can their strength be improved. During this period, the upper limit of their two little brats' strength is locked. Only by completing these papers can their strength be improved!"

“Wonnie…”

Looking at Wang Teng's expression, Yang Jian couldn't help but clench his fist, but when he saw the pottery jar in Wang Teng's hand, he put it down helplessly.