noffsinger Chapter 197 This Damn Familiarity
Chapter 197 This Damn Familiarity
Sun Wukong smacked his lips: "Hehe, whatever makes you happy. Anyway, the relationships in your family are already a mess! Wait a minute!!! Who told you that? Three-eyed, you better explain yourself right now. Ugh, with my temper, believe me, I'll smash these rumor-mongers to death with one of my sticks..."
"Alright, alright, you yellow-haired monkey, why are you getting so worked up? Old Wang, the monkey is right, what you said is all just folk tales!"
Sun Wukong was as if he had been struck by lightning.
"No, don't many people outside call me the Great Sage Who Balances Accounts?"
As Sun Wukong's healing value began to decrease,
Lin Qiye immediately panicked and rushed forward to comfort him, "No, no, Wang Teng is talking nonsense. Brother Monkey, let me tell you, you are a hero of our Celestial Empire. Everyone likes you very much. You are straightforward, bold, and never back down in the face of injustice and power. You are fearless and dare to challenge the Heavenly Court. You are invincible among 100,000 troops and show your might in the Nine Heavens. Everyone likes to call you the Handsome Monkey King of the Water Curtain Cave of Flower Fruit Mountain, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong! You are so incredibly handsome!"
Sun Wukong looked at himself with some confusion: "So handsome it's unbelievable?"
"A proverb, a proverb, is just a way of saying that everyone likes you."
"Hey, no need for that, I, Old Sun, am not that kind of person..."
Even so, Sun Wukong was so excited that his monkey tail started swaying from side to side.
Lin Qiye looked at Sun Wukong and explained, "Great Sage, you are not fully healed yet, so you cannot leave here for the time being."
"Yes, don't worry, I, Old Sun, know. It just so happens that I'm going to start my cultivation journey all over again soon. Those monsters in the mist, just you wait."
Wang Teng reached inside his clothes and groped around for a long time before pulling out a golden hoop from his pocket.
"Come on, Monkey King, stick your head out, I'll give you something good. You'll look so cool if you wear this!"
Upon seeing the golden headband, Sun Wukong immediately reacted.
"Get lost! Back then, I was fooled by that old bald monk, my master. Now you're trying the same trick again? No way! I, Old Sun, won't fall into the same trap twice. Kid, you think you can fool me with that? You're still too green! I..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Jian, Nezha, Lin Qiye, and Wang Teng all took out a golden headband from their pockets and put it on their heads.
"Damn, what's going on? Has Buddhism become so rampant outside? They dare to make a third-generation Taoist wear a golden headband. Too bad I, Old Sun, don't know the Tightening Headband Mantra."
Nezha smiled and re-explained the effects of the golden headband.
The monkey was overjoyed and immediately prepared to take the golden headband from Wang Teng.
Wang Teng pulled his hand back, causing the monkey to miss its target.
Sun Wukong was furious, but then he remembered something and quickly changed his appearance: "Boy, I was being ignorant just now. You can give me this golden headband."
"Aren't you going to say I was just trying to fool you?"
Sun Wukong shook his head: "No, no, yours is different from the old monk's golden headband. Kid, don't worry, when I become strong, I'll give you all the monsters I've killed."
"It doesn't necessarily have to be killed; knocking them unconscious would be better. I recently have a business deal with someone; we're planning to collaborate on producing some Meng Po soup!"
"The Soup of Oblivion!!!"
The monkey's eyes widened: "Little brother, you've got some serious tricks up your sleeve!"
"That's right. The reason I, Wang Teng, have been able to get by so much is because of two words: friends! I love making friends the most."
Many years later,
As Sun Wukong watched Wang Teng finish reciting the Divine Salvation Incantation, and the believers hysterically insisted on becoming his friends, his face went numb!
Compared to this good-for-nothing, he felt like a complete greenhorn after being the Monkey King for so many years.
"Brother Monkey, once you put on the golden headband, you will no longer be a mortal. You will no longer be able to indulge in any worldly desires. Can you do it?"
Upon hearing these words, Sun Wukong, who had just received the golden headband, immediately shuddered.
"This, this sounds familiar. That's what Guanyin, that old woman, said when I put on the golden headband. No, are you sure this really isn't the golden headband?"
Seeing the monkey's treatment progress fluctuating back and forth, Lin Qiye quickly explained, "Brother Monkey, don't listen to Old Wang's nonsense. This golden hoop is the key to the Void God Realm, and it's not the same as the Tightening Hoop Mantra your master recited."
"is it?"
Once bitten, twice shy.
The golden headband caused Sun Wukong a lot of suffering back then, and now it seems that the monkey's appearance has changed drastically after the headband was put on.
Wang Teng sneered: "Don't be in such a hurry. Didn't I just say that worldly desires have nothing to do with you? But you're not human, you're a monkey. You can find a whole bunch of female monkeys!"
Sun Wukong glared at him: "Boy, don't think you can talk nonsense just because you've been nice to me. See my golden cudgel? Touch it and you die, graze it and you get hurt. The golden cudgel shows no mercy!"
"Alright, you can tell that to Big Mouth Monster and Black Goat, not me."
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Seeing Sun Wukong's expression, Yang Jian and Nezha knew that it was only a matter of time before Sun Wukong regained his original strength. So they clasped their fists at Sun Wukong and said, "Monkey, we must go back and repair the origin of the Great Heavenly Court first. After you can come out, we will drink and have a good time together."
After seeing Yang Jian and Nezha off, Lin Qiye suddenly looked at Wang Teng and said, "Old Wang, something's not right with you. Why did you suddenly start rewinding time back then? It's not like you."
Wang Teng was startled. This Lin Qiye had been fooled by him so many times, he must have gotten used to it.
Wang Teng put his arm around Lin Qiye's shoulder and said, "Qiye, you're being way too sensitive right now."
Am I being too sensitive?
"Otherwise, you wouldn't say there's a traitor in our team, would you? I'm afraid 'He' will find out, so I..."
Lin Qiye shook his head decisively: "No, our team members wouldn't do such a thing."
"By the way, Qiye, tell your mom later that she shouldn't rush to leave the mental hospital after her treatment is over. I have a few thoughts about Olympus that I'd like to discuss with her."
Lin Qiye looked at Lao Wang with some surprise: "Hmm, I think her healing progress should be quick. I'll tell her next time I go in. But Lao Wang, you should tell her about Olympus..."
"Hehe, you'll see then. Let's go back!"
With that, Wang Teng and Lin Qiye prepared to head back to their base.
"What use is this iron rod to me? What good are these transformations I have?..."
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "When did you change your phone ringtone again?"
"Was there a problem when we were in your mental hospital?"
"Hmph, what do you think? Luckily, Brother Monkey didn't hear those two sentences, otherwise his condition would probably have worsened!"
Wang Teng rolled his eyes at Lin Qiye, then took the phone: "Hey, Mishi Mishi~! This is Wang Teng, sseumida!"