noffsinger Chapter 332 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (2)
Chapter 332 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (2)
"Gangzi, you're trying to trap us!"
At Su Dingding's command, everyone saw a large dog rush out from nowhere and quickly close the gate!
Gangzi turned around, wagging its tail, and when it noticed everyone staring at it, it immediately started barking wildly.
[The dog my host was referring to is you guys, you don't actually think it's me, do you?]
"Wang Wang Wang..."
To everyone else, it sounded like rhythmic, angry barking.
Su Dingding didn't carry any weapons; he practically just grabbed whoever he could and threw them onto a coffin.
The entire palace instantly descended into chaos, filled with screams and shouts.
Gangzi ran wildly all over the yard, and whoever he bit was unlucky.
These people all bullied the original owner of this body and never treated her as a human being.
"Ah, help!"
"Where did you find that damn dog? It hurts so much..."
"Oh dear, this is going to kill me!"
Su Dingding and Gangzi had a blast.
At that moment, Prince Qi opened his eyes from the coffin, and he felt as if someone was pressing down on him.
It was pitch black, and you couldn't see anything, but you could hear that something big had happened outside.
He pushed the coffin lid hard, but found that he couldn't budge it at all.
"Guards!" Prince Qi shouted.
But nobody paid any attention to him.
After calling out a few more times, Prince Qi felt the person on top of him move and uttered a deep, aged voice, "Where is this?"
"Who are you?" Prince Qi was bewildered; the voice sounded quite old.
"You are... Prince Qi?" The old nanny was also shocked.
Could it be that she's in Prince Qi's coffin, and that she's dead too?
"Get off me!" Prince Qi tried to push her away, but the space was too cramped and he couldn't move at all.
"This old servant is Lin, the nanny who serves the Empress."
As soon as the old nanny spoke, Prince Qi immediately pictured her.
That old, mean, and ugly woman was now pressing down on him; it was utterly disgusting!
The air inside the coffin grew thinner and thinner, and Prince Qi grabbed the old nanny by the neck.
The old woman struggled desperately, and before she died, she actually urinated.
A strong stench of urine filled the coffin, making Prince Qi feel nauseous and want to vomit.
He angrily tried to push the coffin lid open, but couldn't budge it an inch.
"Guards! Guards! Release me at once!"
Prince Qi pounded on the coffin, not wanting to breathe, yet having no choice but to.
The commotion outside gradually subsided.
Su Dingding and Gangzi looked at the mangled corpses scattered all over the courtyard and the servants kneeling on the ground, trembling with fear.
"The reason I'm sparing your lives is because you still have some humanity left. If you can be of use to me in the future, I'll spare your lives today. If you swear to be loyal to Prince Qi to the death, then you'll be buried with him!"
Upon hearing this, the remaining servants all kowtowed to Su Dingding.
"This servant swears to serve the Princess with his life!"
"This servant swears to serve the Princess Consort to the death!"
"Very good." Su Dingding looked at the corpses and suddenly shouted, "It's terrible! A mad dog has broken into the Prince's mansion and bitten people to death!"
Gangzi was taken aback. What did that mean?
It's a mad dog!
"Woof woof woof..." Gangzi started jumping around again.
Then he rushed out of the palace and onto the main street.
Many people who saw it were so frightened that they ran away. On the way, Gangzi recognized the people who had bullied the original owner, bit them all, and then continued to run.
It's a mad dog, so it should act like one!
Su Dingding turned around with satisfaction and looked at Prince Qi's coffin.
"Someone come here!"
Prince Qi's voice grew weaker and weaker.
"Coming!" Su Dingding responded and walked over.
She picked up a hammer and nails and began to seal the coffin herself.
Lying in the coffin, Prince Qi was even more frightened upon hearing the sound.
"How dare you! I am still alive!"
Su Dingding wrinkled her nose. What's that smell?
"Prince Qi, are you scared out of your wits?"
Prince Qi felt he had been utterly humiliated. How could a prince like him possibly wet himself in fear!
"It's not me, it's Granny Lin!" Prince Qi shouted.
After he finished speaking, he coughed a few times. The air was getting thinner and thinner, and the smell of urine couldn't dissipate. He was about to suffocate.
"You man have no sense of tenderness and compassion. You actually sold your wife who was to be buried alive with you. She's the one who's going to live with you in the underworld. You should cherish her while you can!"
After Su Dingding finished speaking, he continued nailing the coffin.
The clanging and banging sounds made Prince Qi even more desperate.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I am the mistress of this Prince Qi's mansion. Rest assured, I will take good care of this vast estate for you. Your Highness, have a safe journey!" Su Dingding chuckled.
"How dare you! You little bitch!"
Prince Qi was furious, but there was nothing he could do.
The news of the mad dog breaking into Prince Qi's mansion quickly spread.
People from the palace came again, and they were shocked to see the devastation in the courtyard.
Su Dingding looked at them, "Here to help?"
“Princess Consort Qi, we are here on His Majesty’s orders to deliver poison to you so that you may be buried with Prince Qi!” a guard said to her with disdain.
"What a coincidence! I have also been ordered by the Emperor to bury Prince Qi and all those who were bitten to death by rabid dogs right now!" Su Dingding commanded.
"You dare to falsely convey the imperial edict?" The guard looked at Su Dingding with some surprise.
"You say it's an imperial edict, and I say it's a false imperial decree—what kind of logic is that?" Su Dingding slapped the guard in dissatisfaction. "Get back to work, or I, the Princess Consort, will take your life!"
"Insolence!" The guards drew their swords. "Seize Princess Qi!"
A few minutes later, the guards, their faces bruised and swollen, looked at Su Dingding in fear.
"Anyone who doesn't want to die, get to work!" Su Dingding shouted angrily, hands on his hips.
"Your Highness, shouldn't the prince's funeral be arranged in a more haphazard way?"
"Throw his coffin and all these people into a mass grave!" Su Dingding ordered.
"Your Highness, isn't this inappropriate?"
Su Dingding stretched his thick wrists and looked at the guard.
The guards hurriedly went to lift the coffin with long faces. Soon, the servants from the palace also pushed over several small carts and loaded the bodies onto them.
The mass graves outside the city were usually where the bodies of condemned prisoners were dumped; the ground was covered with white bones, which was quite terrifying.
The others were alright, but the prince's coffin was left here, and they were really worried.
But they dared not disobey the princess's orders.
That fat woman may be stupid, but she's incredibly strong.
Just as they finished disposing of the body and were about to leave, a rabid dog suddenly appeared in front of them.
How we knew it was a mad dog was because it had a ribbon with the word "mad dog" written on it tied to its forehead.
Gangzi stood proudly on the small earthen mound. To enhance the atmosphere, it not only tied on a ribbon but also splattered a lot of blood on itself.
Not only that, it also had half an arm in its mouth, its sharp eyes scanning them, and a gentle breeze ruffling its fur, making it look majestic.
"It's a mad dog!"
The group ran in different directions, with Gangzi giving chase.
Let me take a bite and taste the saltiness of your blood!
Gangzi thought it was awesome.
But all those people heard was, "Woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof..."