Chapter 68 This humble monk has some knowledge of martial arts (5)
Chapter 68 This humble monk has some knowledge of martial arts (5)
Then the concubine continued to cry and shout, "Stop fighting for me!"
Unexpectedly, both men stopped and asked, "Do you choose him or me?"
Normally, a concubine would choose the one she cried and begged to descend to earth to find, but she just wouldn't say anything, looked at this one and that one, cried her eyes out, and then said, "I just want to be with the one I love."
Then the two of them asked each other, "Which of us is your beloved?"
The concubine looked at this one and couldn't bear to part with it, then looked at that one and couldn't bear to part with it either, so she said, "I won't choose anyone, I'm not good enough for you."
Oh no, the two men started fighting again, and the winner just snatched the person away.
Ugh, this left the rest of the celestial beings who had arrived in disbelief. The Heavenly Emperor, seeing his beloved daughter dead, angrily asked who had killed her. The celestial lord replied that the demons had attacked the Heavenly Realm and killed the Heavenly Princess.
One sentence enraged the Heavenly Emperor!
Then the Demon Lord spoke again, saying that the Immortal Lord and he had conspired to seize the Immortal Realm.
The Heavenly Emperor looked at the two men, then at his concubine who was crying her eyes out. Using the power of time travel, he discovered that two men had fought over one woman, resulting in the death of his daughter.
The Heavenly Emperor immediately ordered the three men to be killed to avenge his daughter.
The immortal lord immediately rebelled, taking his concubine and the demon lord away from the immortal realm and heading straight to the demon realm. After a fierce battle that ended in a draw, the two decided to share one woman.
Now the two share the same goal: to start a war between immortals and demons, deciding to conquer the world as a gift for the woman they love.
After hearing the whole story, Wangyou was stunned. How could she have come up with such a plot without those three years of cerebral thrombosis?
Simply put, it's about two crazy, love-struck fools and a top-tier innocent girl causing chaos and suffering to all living beings in the three realms.
Wangyou looked around and decided to go into the city to take a look, refusing the immortal cultivator's offer to accompany him.
Then Wangyou started muttering to herself, "Are you a spirit of a weapon? How could you write such a brainless story? The Heavenly Dao doesn't care about this world, so why hasn't it been destroyed yet?!"
"What's the point of showing me this? Is it to make me feel sympathy or fear?"
There was no sound!
"How am I supposed to get out of here? I can't possibly kill them all one by one. Saving the world is one thing, but I can't take on such a brain-dead responsibility!"
"I think you're sick. How come such brain-dead immortal lords and demon lords weren't struck by lightning and killed? Why are they still alive!"
……
No one replied, so Wangyou continued rambling on and on, and casually used her cute little face to beg for a candied hawthorn. Whether it was real or not, she just ate it.
This illusion felt quite realistic; the candied hawthorns tasted sweet and sour, and surprisingly, the texture was quite good.
"Stop nagging! This isn't an illusion; it actually happened!" The spirit, probably unable to bear Wangyou's incoherent mumbling while eating, finally came out.
"This isn't something you made up!" Wangyou's tone was quite disappointed, because such a story should be quite valuable if written as a melodramatic novel.
"Of course not, how could I make up such a story? I want to ask you, if you were one of them, what would you do?"
"Lie down, give up, and wait to perish with the world!"
"How can you be like this? As a Buddhist practitioner, don't you think about helping people in the world?"
Wangyou rolled her eyes dramatically. "There are countless sorrows in the world, and Buddha saves half of them, but there is one thing that Buddha does not save!"
"What is it?"
"Buddha doesn't save idiots!"
"Aren't you afraid that your Dao heart will be unstable and you won't be able to ascend?"
“My senior brother said that as long as one’s thoughts are clear, one’s resolve in the Dao will be firm. The fact that I am not crossing over to the idiots makes my thoughts particularly clear, which means that I am on the right path!”
"But apart from those few people, countless lives are innocent!"
"But even the Heavenly Dao itself has given up. The world consciousness clearly favors those few idiots. How can humans fight against the Heaven? Are you kidding me? I'd rather lie down and wait to die than be killed by someone!"
"Then what is your Dao?"
"The Dao? I don't have the Dao. I've only been cultivating for a few days. Even if I do have the Dao, it's my own unique Dao. My Dao is myself!" As soon as Wangyou finished speaking, the scene in front of her crumbled inch by inch, and Wangyou returned to the steps.
This time, there were no obstacles, and Wangyou successfully climbed all three thousand steps.
The bell at Wanfo Temple suddenly rang nine times in a row, each ringing farther and farther than the last.
"Junior Sister, you're amazing! You actually climbed all three thousand steps!" Wu Wang was speechless.
"Nine bell tolls signify the birth of an unparalleled genius!" Countless similar pronouncements echoed in different places.
A large number of people quickly gathered on the three thousand steps. Wangyou was praised by the elders one by one like a monkey, and also received many small gifts from her senior brothers.
After bidding farewell to his enthusiastic teachers, Wangyou quickly returned to his meditation room.
When she emerged from the three thousand steps, Wangyou felt that something new had appeared in her mind.
"What is that glittering golden thing?"
"Host, it's a blessing from the Heavenly Dao!" Duobao's tone was complicated. It wasn't that it hadn't seen people receive blessings from the Heavenly Dao before, but it had never seen a blessing of such a high level.
"What's the use?"
"The use is that if the host refines pills in the future, the pills he refines will all be top-grade pills; if he draws talismans, the talismans he draws will all be top-grade talismans; if he forges weapons, the weapons he forges will all be top-grade spiritual weapons, and so on. In short, whatever the host does in the future will be the best!" Duobao was so envious that his mouth was almost watering.
Why did I get this?
"Host, I don't know either. I couldn't see you when you were climbing the Ladder of Rebirth!"
"If I don't know, I don't know. As long as it works!" Wangyou put the matter out of her mind. Anyway, if she wanted to do something, it would definitely take some time, at least until she grew up.
In the days that followed, Wangyou continued her studies, reading all the books in the library and memorizing them, hoping they might come in handy in some future world!
Of course, it would have been better if she hadn't changed the cultivation method so casually, because Wangyou's modification of the cultivation method led the disciples of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect astray.
During practice, spells flew everywhere. Many things in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect were changed many times, and Wangyou was locked up in solitary confinement countless times.
He refined elixirs, drew talismans, and modified formulas countless times, exploding his furnace and accidentally blowing himself up countless times, but he just wouldn't change them. The Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect was incredibly lively during that period.
But Wangyou is someone who readily admits his mistakes, but never changes them!
"Wuyou, you've reached the peak of Foundation Establishment. It's time to go down the mountain for training!" After being tormented by Wangyou for three years, Master Huitong, urged by the elders, came to inform Wangyou about going down the mountain for training.
"Master, what did I do wrong?" Wangyou stared at Huitong with her big eyes, making Huitong feel a little guilty. The child just liked to study things, what was wrong with that!
"No, it's the sect competition that's about to begin. Your senior brother is leading the team, and among your generation, only you and Wuwang meet the requirements!"
"I see. Don't worry, Master, I definitely won't let you down!"
"That's not important. The most important thing is for you to take care of yourself. We only go there every year to join in the fun!"
"I understand, Master. I will listen to my eldest brother!"
"Alright, let's get started!"
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