noffsinger Chapter 183: An Explosive Fanfiction
Chapter 183: An Explosive Fanfiction
Wei Qiuci wanted to tease her some more, but the difference in strength was too great, and she was no match for Wei Dongning at all, so she could only let her pull her along.
Xiao Fu and Xiao He were about to follow them when Wei Dongning stopped them with a raised hand: "You two wait here, we'll be back soon."
Although they were reluctant, the two of them obeyed their master's orders and silently sat back down.
Wei Dongning took Wei Qiuci's hand and hurried towards the bookstore she had mentioned.
She was just so curious.
If she hadn't called Xiao Wu repeatedly without getting a response, she wouldn't have made this trip.
Upon entering the bookstore, Wei Dongning was pleasantly surprised to find that its business model was very similar to that of modern bookstores, where customers could browse freely and pay at the counter if they found something they liked.
Looking at the dazzling array of books before him, Wei Qiuci, unusually inclined to offer her a helping hand, asked, "Do you need me to help you find them?"
Just as Wei Dongning was about to nod in agreement, her gaze was drawn to a book with an extremely sensational title not far away.
After rubbing her eyes and realizing she wasn't seeing things, Wei Dongning picked up the book.
She flipped through the pages casually, and the more she looked, the more her lips twitched.
No wonder she felt that the part about the snowy mountain temple was different from what she had heard before; it turned out to be two completely different books.
The book she's reading now is arguably the most outrageous fan fiction of the Four Great Classical Novels she's ever read.
Even the title is a combination of the four classic Chinese novels in the style of online fiction—"Master Visits Relatives, Gets Dragged into the Battle for Heroes."
Wei Qiuci raised an eyebrow at her strange expression: "Is there something wrong with this book?"
"No, it's well written, very well written." Wei Dongning's grip on the book tightened. "I'm going to buy a copy to read."
She wanted to see just how explosive this book really was.
When we returned to the teahouse after settling the bill, the storyteller had already told us the part where Monkey King jumped out of the wine gourd that the old soldier had left for Instructor Lin.
Wei Dongning felt her vision go black and black again.
No matter how hard one tries to be abstract, one can't compare to an author like this who is inherently abstract.
Xiao Fu and Xiao He sat in their previous seats, listening with great interest.
Even their return did not affect their focus.
When Wei Dongning returned home with the newly bought books, Xiao Wu was lying on the cat tree.
The kitten's face was drooping, and it seemed longer than Changbai Mountain.
The scratching post I prepared for it has been ruined by it.
"Why are you so unhappy? Who bullied you? Tell me, and I'll get revenge for you." Wei Dongning stood next to the cat tree, looking at it at eye level.
"It wasn't me. It was Gu Peiyan." Xiao Wu relayed the county magistrate's offensive remarks to her, then asked, "Do you think he went too far?"
Wei Dongning stroked Xiao Wu's hair and comforted him, "That's too much. Don't worry, I believe Gu Peiyan won't let him bully her."
Based on her understanding of Gu Peiyan, she was certain that he had already realized that the county magistrate was not someone who would help them.
Given his nature, he would certainly investigate the magistrate's deeds thoroughly before returning home, and then impeach him upon returning to the capital.
"However, I also avenged Gu Peiyan a little." Xiao Wu smiled sinisterly.
Wei Dongning immediately thought of Xiao Wu's previous revenge methods and asked hesitantly, "You didn't go and give someone laxatives again, did you?"
"Hehe, Ningbao, you're really getting to know me better and better now!"
Wei Dongning really didn't know what to praise it for.
This is the third time it has done this.
It would be hard for her not to guess: "Can't you try a different approach?"
"I changed it." Xiao Wu felt it was necessary to defend herself: "This time I changed to a new medicine."
I can absolutely guarantee that his intestines will be so clean that doctors will praise him for being so clean when he goes to the hospital for a colonoscopy.
It specifically asked that black-hearted guy for it.
That's a bargain for the county magistrate.
However, this trick has indeed been used a bit too often; it will be improved next time.
After venting her emotions, Xiao Wu felt much better. Only then did she notice the things Wei Dongning had casually placed on the table: "Ningbao, what did you buy today?"
Wei Dongning said "Oh," and sat down on the tatami with Xiao Wu in her arms, shoving the newly bought book in front of it: "I was just about to ask you, how many transmigrators are there in this world?"
"It's just you and your brother, I'm pretty sure."
Xiao Wu looked sincerely into Wei Dongning's eyes.
The meaning is self-evident.
Wei Dongning's hands trembled as she held the book: "You mean..."
"Yes, that's right."
"I need blood pressure medication."
"Don't you really think the writing style of this book looks familiar?" Xiao Wu pressed his paw on the book cover.
Her warm little mouth uttered only harsh words: "How similar to those stories you told yourself last time."
The two stared at each other in silence for a few seconds.
After a moment, Wei Dongning successfully recalled her previous actions and awkwardly turned her face away: "I advised her to delete it. A friend of mine said she was a little upset."
Xiao Wu nodded.
It understands; it can create friends out of thin air.
To ease the awkwardness and to gauge Su Yizhuo's mental state, Wei Dongning reclined on the couch and mustered the courage to open the book in her hand.
Driven by curiosity, I read one chapter and then put the book aside.
I have to say, he truly lives up to his reputation.
Su Yizhuo's mental state was something she could never have guessed.
The key point is that this is only the first one.
To be fair, if we disregard the original texts of the Four Great Classical Novels, this book is indeed quite well written.
The only drawback is that she can't let go of the original work.
Xiao Fu walked in carrying freshly washed fruit and saw the book lying alone on the table.
On a sudden impulse, he pleaded, "Young Madam, after you've finished reading this storybook, could I borrow it to take a look?"
She genuinely found the story quite interesting.
She simply didn't have enough time to go to the teahouse to listen to storytelling every day.
"You don't need to wait for me to finish reading it, you can take it now." Wei Dongning eagerly shoved the book into her hands.
That way, she won't get a headache from seeing this book.
Xiao Fu held the book as if it were a priceless treasure, repeatedly expressing her gratitude: "Thank you, young mistress."
"You're welcome. Please bring me some water to wash my face, then go back and take a look."
They had dinner out before coming back, and apart from washing up, there wasn't much else in the room that Xiao Fu could help with.
Moreover, after shopping for almost a whole day, Wei Dongning also wanted to go to bed early to rest.
It's a good opportunity to send Xiao Fu back to read, and she'll have time to watch TV with Xiao Wu.
Hearing her words, Xiao Fu's eyes lit up.
Her young mistress was indeed considerate of her.
In order to let her go back to her studies earlier, she was even willing to move up her washing time, and quickly replied "Yes".
Then, overjoyed, he went out to prepare water for her.
"Xiao Wu, given my brother's ability to make up stories, how many books do you think he could write up?"
"I don't know. Judging from your imagination, I think it would take at least three books."
Su Yizhuo, who was writing furiously in his bedchamber, suddenly sneezed three times.
This completely disrupted his creative flow.
He was so angry that he chewed on his pen and muttered to himself, "Thinking, cursing, and nagging—who's nagging me this late?"