noffsinger Chapter 111 Braised Beef Noodles
Chapter 111 Braised Beef Noodles
Chapter 111 Braised Beef Noodles
Jiang Feng and Bai Suzhen arrived at Jieyang Mountain and found a manor in a shady spot. A plaque hung above the gate with the three large characters "Juxian Nunnery" written on it.
Upon entering the gate, one sees an old Taoist priest sitting cross-legged on a green lawn. Seeing the arrival of the visitors, the old priest rises and asks, "What brings you two here?"
Jiang Feng responded with a friendly smile: "Your temple's Ruyi Beef Noodles have a unique flavor and are a rare delicacy. We came here specifically to taste them."
The old Taoist priest looked puzzled: "You've come to the wrong place. Our Juxian Temple doesn't sell beef noodles, we only sell abortion spring water."
Jiang Feng said with absolute certainty, "Absolutely right, go and make us some noodles!"
The old Taoist priest frowned in confusion: "I am the eldest disciple of the abbot of this temple, the True Immortal Ruyi. I have followed my master for decades and have never heard of any Ruyi Beef Noodles."
Jiang Feng walked directly into the main hall, saying, "Your master is called Ruyi Zhenxian, that's right. I ate his beef noodles!"
This beef noodle soup is his secret weapon; the beef is incredibly delicious and extremely fresh. Perhaps you haven't passed his test yet, and he hasn't taught you this skill!
"Go tell your master to make noodles. We want two bowls of braised beef, one without beef and one without noodles. No scallions."
The old Taoist priest hesitated for a moment, fearing that they might really be his master's regular guests, so he had no choice but to go in and announce their arrival.
He soon arrived at the backyard and saw the True Immortal Ruyi playing the zither to cultivate his mind. After the music ended, he said, "Master, a monk has come outside, accompanied by a woman in white."
They want you to make two bowls of braised beef noodles, one without beef and one without noodles, and without scallions.
"Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?!"
Upon hearing this, the True Immortal Ruyi was instantly enraged. He stood up, kicked his old disciple to the ground, and cursed, "Your master is a bull demon! Do you want me to cut off my flesh to make beef noodles for them?"
"Where did this wild monk come from, daring to cause trouble in my temple!"
Having said that, he took off his plain clothes, put on a golden Taoist robe, took out a Ruyi hook, and leaped into the front yard.
Upon seeing Jiang Feng and his companion, he glared angrily and shouted, "Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"
Jiang Feng said unhappily, "What are you talking about? We came here to eat beef noodles, so just tell us if you're selling it or not!"
"I'll sell your head, my foot!"
Ruyi Zhenxian shouted and used the move "Fishing for the Moon from the Seabed," swinging his hook towards Jiang Feng's crotch.
Even though Jiang Feng used the Golden Scale Armor Technique, which made him immune to most weapons, he was still terrified by the groin hook and broke out in a cold sweat.
He swung his dagger with his right hand, the blade striking the steel hook, sparks flying instantly.
With that one stroke, a section of the Ruyi Hook was cut off, turning it into a fire poker!
Ruyi Zhenxian was taken aback, but her hands didn't stop moving as she thrust the fire poker toward Jiang Feng's chest.
Bai Suzhen swung her sword to deflect the fire poker, and the two shifted positions, engaging in a fierce battle.
Jiang Feng sheathed the dagger and hung it at his waist. With a flick of his wrists, two Mauser pistols appeared in his hands.
"Bang bang bang!"
After three shots, a golden light struck Ruyi Zhenxian's lower body, causing him to bend his right leg and kneel on the ground in pain. Bai Suzhen then cut off his golden crown with a sword, and his hair fell loose.
At this moment, Jiang Feng had already aimed his two guns at his eyes and was about to pull the trigger.
Immortal Ruyi immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, "Hero, spare my life!"
Before he could finish speaking, Bai Suzhen's sword was already at his neck.
As Ruyi Zhenxian felt the chilling aura emanating from the sword blade, he gaped in fright, trembling all over, and exclaimed, "Two immortals, I have no grudge against you, why are you causing me trouble?"
Jiang Feng said calmly, "Isn't this what I learned from you? You relied on your superior skills to seize the Abortion Spring and sell the spring water to the people of the Women's Kingdom at a high price."
"Our cultivation is stronger than yours, so what's wrong with us forcing ourselves to eat your beef noodles?"
The True Immortal Ruyi suddenly realized: "So the immortals were standing up for them. I know I was wrong, and I will never dare to extort money from the spring again. I beg the immortals to spare my life!"
Jiang Feng used the Earth Treasury Exorcism Curse to seal him away, and the True Immortal Ruyi immediately transformed into a white ox.
"A thug like you is best at changing his tune depending on the wind. You won't know to repent until you're badly beaten."
"Since you haven't killed anyone, you'll take three stabs from me. After that, I'll let you go!"
After saying that, a flash of light appeared, and with three swift cuts, Jiang Feng cut off three pieces of beef from the white ox, which fell to the ground mooing in pain.
Jiang Feng let out a low shout and took the opportunity to release the seal on Ruyi Zhenxian, allowing him to return to human form and stop the bleeding from his wounds.
After a while, the True Immortal Ruyi lay weakly on the ground, barely managing to stop the bleeding with his magic.
At this moment, he realized that after losing three pieces of flesh, he could no longer use magic to run rampant, and he couldn't help but show an expression of unbearable pain.
Beef brisket, beef shank, beef tenderloin!
That damned thieving monk, he only cuts off the tastiest parts of the cow. And he even talks about standing up for the people of the Women's Kingdom, but he's clearly just after my body!
Seeing the hatred in his eyes, Jiang Feng didn't care: "If you're not satisfied, feel free to find someone to avenge you, but next time I won't hold back."
Ruyi Zhenxian hurriedly said, "You are overthinking it, Immortal. This villain has done evil and deserves such punishment. How dare he be so ungrateful as to cause trouble for you again?"
Jiang Feng nodded in satisfaction and calmly said, "I know you are the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. Even if you go to him to complain, it doesn't matter. You two brothers can just put this debt on Bodhisattva Lingji."
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"If he blinks even once, Lingji Bodhisattva is no hero!"
Fearing being silenced, Ruyi Zhenxian repeatedly said he dared not, but in his heart he firmly remembered the name of Lingji Bodhisattva. He summoned several of his disciples, and they abandoned Juxian Temple and fled down the mountain for their lives.
After they left, Bai Suzhen asked with a strange look, "When did you become so close to Bodhisattva Lingji that he agreed to settle things for you?"
Jiang Feng slapped his forehead, annoyed, "Oops, I misspoke just now. I meant to say the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Bai Suzhen: "————"
Did you do it on purpose or by accident? You clearly have a worse relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva!
The Bodhisattva Guanyin in the sky breathed a slight sigh of relief: It was fine to just say the name of Bodhisattva Lingji; this good habit of making a slip of the tongue can continue.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, on the other hand, was somewhat gloating and wanted to see how things unfolded, to see if the Bull Demon King would dare to go to Mount Sumeru for revenge.
He glanced at Jiang Feng, who was still pretending to be annoyed, and felt that he should be more careful in the future and not have too much contact with this petty guy, lest he also be resented by him!