Chapter 148 You Jump, I Jump
Chapter 148 You Jump, I Jump
I thought I could flirt with the rich kid, but I clearly underestimated his strength. I never expected that dung beetle could bring me such a big crisis.
When Dafu and I were desperately trying to escape, I was hit by a dung ball that bounced up from the rubber band. Instantly, it felt like I had been hit by a boulder falling from the mountain.
It immediately plummeted downwards. Oh my god, this is ridiculous! Is there any other way to go besides death?
However, I am in excruciating pain, and my wings are completely unable to fly. I have no strength to fly up and fall helplessly downwards.
"Twenty-two cents." The two big fish on top immediately turned around and rushed towards me, trying to save me before I fell to the ground.
But Dafu had to dodge the surrounding dung balls while charging towards me, so there wasn't enough time. I was stuck there and couldn't escape falling to my death on the ground.
But at this critical moment, Dafu completely gave up dodging and charged straight at me. Just as I was about to fall to the ground, Dafu finally caught up with me.
He picked me up and rolled me around on the ground a few times, stopping just as I rolled into the latrine, at the most dangerous edge.
If it had rolled just a little further down, it would have been flushed down the drain, and that would have been truly a scene of utter darkness.
Thankfully, we stopped at the last minute. Although Dafu saved us, we were still in excruciating pain. Most importantly, we were completely surrounded by dung beetles.
I gasped in pain, thinking, "Damn, those people on TV who can keep fighting after falling from the sky are inhuman!"
I'm in so much pain right now that I don't want to move. Even the slightest movement causes excruciating pain; it's just too painful.
Before I could even recover from the pain, the little dung beetle prince slowly crawled over.
"Now do you believe what I said? I will get what I want no matter what. So, are you still going to refuse my request?" The dung beetle prince looked at us with great displeasure.
Faced with this desperate situation, I wanted to say something, but I'm in so much pain that even speaking causes me excruciating pain.
So I just stopped talking. I wanted to see what this guy was up to. The worst that could happen was that I'd jump into that latrine and flush it down the drain. As long as I was alive, I didn't believe I wouldn't come back and torment him.
I never imagined I would want to kill that damned dung beetle so much, and I never imagined I would be driven to this point by that dung beetle.
I never expected it, but now I've accomplished it without even thinking about it. Life really is full of miracles.
But this miracle came at a fatal cost.
"Twenty-two cents, what do we do now?" Dafu asked anxiously.
I looked at the latrine behind us. If we jumped in, the flush would send us to the sewers, and our fate would be sealed.
But if I don't jump, I might die right now, so I said, "Do you trust me?"
“I believe you, 12 cents,” Dafu said with certainty.
"We'll jump in right now, that way we'll have a chance to survive," I said with difficulty, swallowing hard. I was willing to do anything to save my life.
"Twenty-two cents," Dafu called out.
"Ok?"
“You jump, I jump.” Da Fu’s eyes were filled with determination and resolve.
When I heard Dafu's reply, I felt like I recognized the line. It sounded like a classic line from a TV show, but I couldn't quite place it. And now wasn't the time to think about those things.
"Since you're ignoring me, then you may all die!" The dung beetle prince was extremely angry.
As the guy roared, a large number of dung beetles rushed towards us from behind. We were still thinking of jumping in, but they were forcing us to jump.
It seems that jumping in would be a near-death experience, because even they know that once you go in, you basically won't come out.
Faced with this almost hopeless situation, I have no other choice. I swear that if I can crawl out of that sewer, I will come to this gas station and kill all those damn dung beetles.
But at that moment, a commotion arose behind the dung beetle, as if some enemy was attacking.
"What's going on?" the dung beetle prince asked, quite annoyed.
"Your Highness, a large number of cockroaches are attacking us from behind," the subordinate reported anxiously.
"What's going on? Why are those lowly cockroaches always causing us trouble? Didn't we sign a truce agreement?" the little prince exclaimed anxiously.
Holy crap, they act like they're so noble, calling cockroaches inferior as if dung beetles are superior. I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone this shameless.
Where does that dung beetle get its sense of superiority? How does it feel like it's better than everyone else?
How dare you, someone who eats poop, criticize others for eating omnivores?
"Those cockroaches seem to have come to save them," the subordinate replied anxiously.
"Damn it, damn it, how do those guys know these two stinky flies?" the dung beetle prince shouted angrily.
As they chatted, bursts of fighting sounds came from within, indicating that the battle to come was going to be quite intense.
Sure enough, a large number of cockroaches rushed over shortly afterward, facing off against the army of dung beetles. I was dumbfounded; how did these cockroaches suddenly appear here and come to our rescue?
"What do you mean? Why are you here?" the dung beetle prince shouted angrily.
"What do you mean? It doesn't mean anything, we're just doing it casually," the lead cockroach said casually.
"What do you mean? What do you mean by 'no meaning'? What do you mean by 'meaning'?" the dung beetle prince shouted angrily.
"Our meaning is simple, we want those two flies," the cockroach said casually.
"Impossible, that's mine!" the dung beetle prince exclaimed excitedly, as if his tail had been stepped on.
"Now it's mine," the cockroach said domineeringly.
As the cockroach spoke, all the cockroaches around took a step forward. This step represented their stance, and it meant that they would never back down.
Holy crap, when did I become so important? What's with that cockroach? Why did it suddenly target me? I don't think I even know what a cockroach is. Why did it suddenly come to my rescue?
I watched these two armies face off, feeling utterly bewildered and frustrated...
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