You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

Chapter 184: Canned Herring Bomb

"Well, I suddenly had a little idea."

After Jiang Si's consciousness slipped into the space, through the conversation of the people inside, she came up with a good idea to kill two birds with one stone.

When the three heard this, for some unknown reason, a bad premonition came to their minds.

I always feel that Jiang Si’s little idea is definitely not a good idea.

The atmosphere was frozen for a moment, and the sound of the three people swallowing was extremely obvious amid the rotation of the helicopter propeller.

Although Fan Tong had a bad feeling in his heart, he still turned around and looked at Jiang Si, and asked expectantly: "Wife, tell me, what good idea have you come up with?"

Fan Tong tried very hard to smile, but there was nothing he could do. His wife was planning to replace him, and if he didn't behave himself, she would run away.

"I have two containers of canned herring in my space, and I don't know what to do with them."

Jiang Si did not express her thoughts, but after she said so much, there was nothing that Fan Tong and the others did not understand.

Sure enough, they knew that Jiang Si's so-called little idea must not be a simple little idea.

Ye Zhiming and Ming Jinghuan looked at their captain with resentment.

That look clearly said: Can they refuse?

Obviously not!

Because their captain didn't even look at the two of them.

Now, Fan Tong's mind and eyes were filled with Jiang Si's words that she was going to abandon him and run away.

In order to satisfy his wife, let alone such a small request, even if it was to let her finish those two containers of canned herrings, he would... consider it.

Jiang Si's plane was flying fine, why did she suddenly have such an idea?

The cause of the incident has to start from a few minutes ago.

In order to avoid the rocket's altitude increase, Jiang Si's consciousness flashed into the space and planned to clean up the weapons stored in her space. Suddenly, she saw a scene that shocked her.

On the spacious lawn, Zhang Xiaoxi was lying on the ground, hugging Xie Yuan's thighs tightly and begging.

"Please, just help me!"

Looking at the girl hugging his thighs and looking up at him with a pleading face, if Xie Yuan didn't know that the soul inside her was a rough man with a beard, he might not have been able to resist.

"Let go."

Xie Yuan had a sullen face and moved his legs slightly. Although he said he was disgusted, his feet did not make any drastic movements to get rid of him.

"Xie Yuan, do you really have to be like this?" Zhang Xiaoxi pouted, dodged to the side and fell to the ground, stretched out one hand and raised her orchid finger to cover her face and cried, "You are heartless, you are ungrateful, you..."

"I think you are just being unreasonable." After Xie Yuan replied, he immediately ran away, fearing that his thigh would be hugged by this guy again.

Seeing Xie Yuan running away, Zhang Xiaoxi's emotions calmed down in a second and he immediately changed his target.

He lay on the grass, looking at the lazy cat who was in a daze with his two little paws under his head.

"Cat, help me, just help me once, please, just get me a can of herrings!"

In just two minutes, Jiang Si watched such a regular drama.

Although she didn't know why that stupid guy Zhang Xiaoxi wanted canned herrings, but thinking of the lethality of that can in the morning, Jiang Si suddenly came up with a good way to deal with that pile of stuff.

"Do we really want to do this?" Ming Jinghuan looked at the canned herrings piled in front of him, his face full of reluctance.

Ye Zhiming picked up a can of herring and a can opener, and then pointed the can opener at Fan Tong who had already opened the window and was ready to start.

"Do you think we have a choice?"

As the two were talking, the familiar and disgusting smell of decay once again hit them.

Fan Tong opened the can quickly and threw it down.

"Ugh~ No, at least give me a mask, ugh~ If that doesn't work, give me gloves, ugh~"

Ming Jinghuan complained and retched at the same time, and the disgusting noise was really irritating to the ears.

In order to avoid injuring the enemy and losing eight hundred of her own, Jiang Si handed the potion that Zhou Xiaoyuan brought that could temporarily block the sense of smell to Fan Tong.

"Apply it under your nose to temporarily block your sense of smell."

After hearing what Jiang Si said, Fan Tong's hand holding the can paused, looking aggrieved. He had such a good thing, but his wife didn't take it out earlier.

So when did she apply it?

If Lao Ming hadn't asked, did she have any intention of taking it out at all?

After applying the potion given by Jiang Si, the three of them suddenly felt motivated to work.

Ye Zhiming and Ming Jinghuan in the back row even worked like an assembly line, one shooting and one throwing, and the speed was so fast.

The people in the Withered Soul Valley below were already looking at the huge monster flying in the air with caution.

Everyone raised their heads high, so when Jiang Si and the others' first wave of canned herring bombs fell, the juice flying in the wind fell into many people's mouths.

The people below who were originally preparing to defend and dodge suddenly fell into a strange and uncontrollable vomiting.

Jiang Si flew the plane around in the sky, and the cans with a strong stench fell in the wind. The roofs, the ground, the flowers, the trees, and everywhere were stained with the stinking juice, cans, and fish pieces.

"Why did this weird bird poop?"

Without orders from their superiors, these lowest-ranking Black Guards can only hold on, even if it's raining bird shit from the sky.

"This bird looks so unique, and its poop is also very special. Look at these fish, they are all whole fish!"

A black guard said this as he picked up the whole fish that had fallen on his shoulder. As soon as he finished speaking, he could no longer maintain his original standing posture and knelt on the ground and vomited.

The young man in white on the high platform looked at the black guards below who were originally full of energy and now lay on the ground and vomited wildly. He was so angry that he seemed to have asthma, and his chest heaved violently.

Although their platform was protected by a roof and they were not soaked by the stuff, the strong smell was really unbearable for a normal person!

"Valley Master, ugh~ It's not a good idea for this strange bird to continue like this. How about we set off firecrackers to see if we can scare it away?"

Behind the young man in white, a ghost general who couldn't stand it anymore shouted a suggestion. He finished speaking while suppressing the nausea rising in his throat.

Then he couldn't hold it in any longer and turned around and vomited.

His vomiting was like lighting the fuse of a fire. Everyone on the platform could no longer keep their emotions stable and they all knelt down and vomited.

Listening to the sounds coming one after another around him and the disgusting smell that was rushing into his nose, the Lord of the Withered Soul Valley could no longer hold it in.

"Just do as you say!"

After saying this, the Lord of the Withered Soul Valley leaped up and entered the house behind him.

After closing the door, he couldn't help but vomit. There was no way he could hold it in any longer.

If this strange bird swooped down to grab them, they could still attack and resist.

But it just flies high in the sky and keeps shitting down. What can you do about it?

The key point is that this guy, it's okay for him to just poop, but he also has diarrhea. Tell me, who can stand this?