noffsinger Chapter 437 Dancing...
Chapter 437 Dancing...
Thinking of this, Xiang Qin got goose bumps all over her body. The others hadn't even started dancing yet, but she was already feeling embarrassed for them.
As the melodious song slowly sounded, the audience instantly became quiet. All the royal nobles held their breath and focused all their attention on Ding Ruoqiu on the stage.
Everyone stretched their necks and stood on tiptoe, wanting to catch a glimpse of the charm of this woman who had just been canonized as "the best phoenix girl in the world" by the emperor.
The overall melody of "Drunken Dream" is sad, and Ding Ruoqiu also adapted the lyrics to create a touching story about a beautiful woman who has a crush on a handsome prince who is unrivaled in the world.
She danced to the rhythm of the music, her toes tapping the ground or moving lightly. She looked exceptionally beautiful in her light-colored dance costume and melancholy smile.
I have to say that Ding Ruoqiu has a very thin waist and good body flexibility, and her dancing is indeed much better than that of ordinary dancers.
In addition, she expressed her feelings through dancing and put a lot of true emotions into it, so she quickly attracted the audience's attention.
There was constant admiration from the audience, and even the young masters from wealthy families who had just disliked Ding Ruoqiu's behavior gradually felt that she had some good qualities.
"A Phoenix girl is a Phoenix girl. She really has a beautiful dancing posture and a graceful figure."
"She is as graceful as a startled swan and as agile as a swimming dragon. She is truly beautiful." Some older civil officials have used exaggerated verses to praise Ding Ruoqiu, but this was mainly to give face to Emperor Pei Lingsong.
"Look, this dance cleverly incorporates some martial arts elements. It's still and moving, soft and hard. It's really amazing."
After the civil officials finished praising her, the military generals also stroked their beards, wanting to comment on Fengnu.
They held wine glasses, frowned, and stared at Ding Ruoqiu carefully, wanting to say a few nice words.
However, the generals had good eyesight, and as they watched, they suddenly felt that the style of the painting was not right.
“What is Miss Feng doing...?” They rubbed their eyes, a little bit unbelieving of what they saw.
"Are you praising the Heavenly Girl Scattering Flowers? Why do I feel that it is not quite right?" said a general.
"Isn't it scattering flowers? And they are yellow flowers, one by one, and lotus flowers blooming everywhere." said another general.
"That's not right. I...why do I feel like that Feng Nu is having diarrhea? It's all on her clothes." Finally, a sharp-eyed general noticed something unusual.
The civil officials heard the discussion of the military officers, showed a look of contempt, and scolded Ding Ruoqiu:
"You are a vulgar person, and you think everything is vulgar. The Phoenix girl was clearly dancing and sprinkling yellow holy water, but you actually said she had a stomachache."
"Alas, summer insects cannot talk about ice... Tsk, hiss, that's not right, why... bah... why is it so smelly?"
The civil servant who had just argued for Ding Ruoqiu finally smelled a foul odor.
They opened their eyes wide and stared in the direction of Ding Ruoqiu.
Wow, it would have been fine if I hadn’t seen it, but I was really shocked when I saw it.
"Then...why does that look a bit like shit?"
"Bah, are you old and blind? How could Feng Nu poop in public... Oh no, that's really shit."
When the civil officials reacted, they covered their noses one after another, unable to utter a word in disgust.
All the delicious food on the table lost its flavor in an instant.
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At this time, Chi Yan also walked up to Di Xiuyan, bowed to him and said, "Master, Fengnu said that she has incorporated a lot of things she wants to say to you into her dance. Why don't you stop drinking and take a look at what emotions she wants to express?"
Emperor Xiuyan: "What does it have to do with me?"
"Maybe it's about things related to Dafeng Kingdom, such as national destiny, military training, etc." Chi Yan smiled and said, "Master, look up. After all, she is the Phoenix Girl appointed by the Emperor himself."
Having said this, the demon emperor Xiuyan put down his wine glass, his handsome eyes were bright, and he slightly raised his eyelids.
He looked intently at Ding Ruoqiu on the stage.
"Tsk—" He couldn't help but let out a hissing sound.
It would have been better if he hadn't watched this dance, but once he saw it, he instantly lost his appetite for wine.
Who is the Regent? He is a top martial arts master of level 10, so naturally his eyesight is much better than that of ordinary people.
Therefore, it is conceivable how clearly he could see Ding Ruoqiu's feat of dancing and 'scattering flowers' on the stage.
His handsome eyebrows slightly frowned, and he turned to look at Chi Yan, "Is this the emotion she wants to express to me?"
"Am I a very mean person?"
Chi Yan quickly took a few steps forward, stood on tiptoe and took a closer look.
"Oh my god, is Ding Ruoqiu going to the toilet in public?"
After he said that, he quickly closed his mouth, too frightened to make a sound.
What a sin! He has polluted his master’s eyes.
At this time, Ding Ruoqiu, who was immersed in the dance, did not notice all this at all. She was still performing "Drunken Dream" emotionally.
A pair of eyes looked at Di Xiuyan affectionately, constantly sending him secret glances.
There are thousands of words in the song, and her love for the Regent is as soft and long-lasting as the dance.
Di Xiuyan felt that he was being insulted, and his handsome face turned blue with anger.
Finally, the song reached its climax.
Ding Ruoqiu bit her lip and became ruthless. She put all her strength into using her most proud skill.
First a difficult spin, then a sudden big jump.
"Wow——" the action was taken to the extreme.
"Puff——" The laxative just played the most critical role.
"Puff, puff, puff -"
"Puff, puff, puff -"
Feces rained down like rain, spurting out uncontrollably, even splashing onto the stage.
The guests turned pale with fear and shouted, "Oh no! The Phoenix Girl is spraying feces! Run!"
"Run! It stinks! Ouch! There's shit splashed on my clothes."
"Damn it, me too, me too, run..."
The guests scattered in all directions, fearing that they could not escape.
What was a royal palace banquet of extremely high standards suddenly turned into chaos because of Feng Nu's shit-spraying.
Some people hid, some fled, some were so angry that they cried, but more of them just cursed.
Only the emperor Pei Lingsong, who was sitting on the highest seat, had a dark face and was watching everything below the stage without saying a word.
It is impossible for Feng Nu to behave so improperly. There is definitely something wrong with this Ding Ruoqiu. She cannot be the real Feng Nu.