noffsinger Chapter 609 Little Mudskipper: The Four Treasures That Can Squeeze Through
Chapter 609 Little Mudskipper: The Four Treasures That Can Squeeze Through
Then she launched a fierce attack, saying, "You stinky Yuanyuan, listen up! I only pulled the little bug's braid because it looked like a foxtail grass, and it was fun."
"Also, I only traded eggs with her once."
"Besides, I traded our little egg for a big one... a big one for a small one, you know, big egg, I'm different from you—"
"Sometimes you even come back with one less egg; you exchange six large wild duck eggs for only five small ones!"
"I can't win a fight with you, you little rascal! You're not a real man!" Little Sibao Dangdang snapped, even throwing out a foreign phrase. He finished by sticking out his tiny back and adding, "Hmph, you idiot—"
"..."
Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who appeared calm on the surface, had a lot of black lines on his forehead. His youngest child, Xiao Si Bao, was incredibly capable...
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"Large egg!!!"
"Give it to Dangdang if they can—"
The worst little bug, with its three treasures plentiful, takes a bite of food, accompanied by a series of "tsk tsk" sounds, and continues to watch the fire from across the river.
Although he himself knew a little bit of foreign languages, Dangdang's big egg still made Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," choke and startled.
"Foreign language!"
"Where did you learn that?"
"Did Nian Nian teach you this???"
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," pondered inwardly.
Well, for people of this era, it's incredible that Xiao Biga can speak English; it's something to be very proud of.
"You, you, you wicked little devil—"
"I changed Xiaoyezi's clothes because her mother is bedridden and can't work, and her father has to support six people on his own."
“Xiao Yezi’s family is always hungry. I only found out when I asked her because she was so hungry she was about to faint.”
"They weren't willing to tell me at first, I had to ask them a lot before I found out."
Well, Erbao Yuanyuan originally promised Xiaoyezi not to tell anyone, but she got angry with Xiaosibao Dangdang and just blurted it out.
"Go on, since we've already started, let's just say it all," Little Yezi said. "She said her grandma still curses her mother every day, asking why she didn't die sooner to save food."
"They only give Xiaoyezi's mother two meals a day, and each meal only gives her a tiny bit of food; sometimes they only give her one meal a day..."
After throwing up, little Yuanyuan felt much better and immediately stopped feeling so stifled. She had been acting suspiciously these past few days, which had really made her feel pent up.
Little Four Treasures Dangdang: "Uh—"
Su Nianxi's son: "..."
Captain Lu Chenting, the Living King of Hell: "!!!"
Dabao Tuantuan: “???”
Sanbaomanman: "..."
Well, this bombshell really blew everyone away, leaving the entire Lu Chenting family, including the living Yama, wide-eyed and speechless.
This is outrageous! We've wronged Erbao and Yuanyuan!
So, the little fourth child, Dangdang, nimbly jumped off the stool he was sitting on, and like a little firecracker, shoved right in front of Commander Lu Chenting, who was holding the second child, Yuanyuan, and squeezed into his father's long legs like a drill.
"hiss--"
"Having not seen Chenchen for so many days, Dangdang, this little rascal, really doesn't feel any distance from his father at all."
"It's squeezed so smoothly—"
"As fast as a firecracker and as slippery as a mudfish, the little four treasures are so fast that Su Nianxi teased them in a low voice."
"Thank goodness your dad has long legs, otherwise I wouldn't be able to tolerate you, you little brat."
The long legs were suddenly stretched open, and a mischievous little brat was stuffed into them. The living Yama, Lu Chenting, suppressed the corners of his mouth, his doting fatherly love rising, and he secretly grumbled to himself.
Da Bao Tuan Tuan: "..." Apologize!
Sanbao Manman: "..." Manman, should I go over and apologize too?
Four brothers born of the same mother, their hearts are connected; the eldest, Tuantuan, and the third, Manman, always guess right – they know their mistakes and correct them, what good kids!
"Yuanyuan..."
"Uh, too short—"
Just as the little fourth child, Dangdang, opened his mouth to slurp, he noticed that his second brother, Yuanyuan, perched on his father's lap, looked down on him, making him appear much shorter. With his dark little head tilted back, he felt utterly inferior.
"Uh! We need to change this situation where we're inferior to Yuanyuan."
After a moment's thought, Dangdang, the little darling, immediately said in a clear, sweet voice, "Daddy, pick me up, and let Dangdang sit on the other side, over here."
With her little mouth smacking and her voice and actions, she was giving a command.
"Well, okay—"
Having fallen for his youngest son whom he hadn't seen for many days, the ruthless leader Lu Chenting was exceptionally cooperative.
Tsk, once you're on the "seat" and sitting on equal footing with Erbao and Yuanyuan, it feels so different. Xiao Si, acting like a spoiled baby, shifted her little bottom mischievously, steadied herself, and then spoke in a childish voice, "Um, Yuanyuan, I'm sorry—"
"Dangdang was wrong, Dangdang misunderstood you."
"I'm small, but you have a big belly, so please forgive me this time, okay?"
The apology was perfectly reasonable; he even brought up his own childhood. He was also quite cunning, always subtly grabbing Little Fire Leopard Erbao's round left hand and shaking it, just like a little girl, in a sweet, childish voice.
Erbao Yuanyuan: "..." She was so fierce just now!!!
Da Bao Tuan Tuan: "???" Isn't that a girl's voice and movements?
Commander Lu Chenting, the Living Yama: "..." My youngest son, how come he's so funny, he has this side to him too?
Su Nianxi Baozi: "!!!" Is this a person with a split personality?
The four little treasures left the family members present completely stunned.
"It's only a few minutes' difference—"
"What's too small—"
"They're always acting tough on the kang (heated brick bed) and calling themselves 'Big Brother'!"
Unable to bear watching or listening, Sanbao Manman took a spoonful of rice and put it in her little mouth, saying mischievously in a crisp voice.
"Shut up--"
"That's something that happens on the kang (heated brick bed)!"
Hey! The real man is back, turning around with imposing presence and fiercely confronting the enemy.
"Yuanyuan is very generous and forgave Dangdang."
"Hee hee hee……"
Hmm, Little Four Treasures, what a sly move.
Damn it, this has left Erbao Yuanyuan completely bewildered. "Dangdang, I... I haven't said I forgive you yet!!!"
"oops--"
"I forgive you, I forgive you!"
"But you're so silly, Erbao—"
Not only was Erbao Yuanyuan forgiven, but she was also labeled as "stupid".
"What does Xiao Sibao Dangdang want to do?"
"What tricks is Dangdang up to now?"
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," and Su Nianxi looked at each other again, each secretly wondering what was going on in their minds.
Erbao Yuanyuan was furious. "Dangdang, don't call me Erbao... If you call me silly again, you'll be even more disgusted." Erbao Yuanyuan didn't want to hear the vulgar name "Erbao" or be called "silly" for no reason.
"That's not 'second' or 'treasure' anymore, but you're just stupid!"
"Calling you stupid isn't an exaggeration!"
When Little Sibao Dangdang mentioned this, he crossed his arms and blatantly told Little Fire Leopard Erbao Yuanyuan, "You are definitely a fool."