noffsinger Chapter 615 She didn't want to die from embarrassment or social awkwardness.
Chapter 615 She didn't want to die from embarrassment or social awkwardness.
Little Dangdang, with his thick eyebrows raised to the upper right corner, said, "Daddy, sit down and eat!"
"I won't change your seat, so stop coughing and stop swaying around—"
Well, the smug little Dangdang was still dangling his short legs under the table; among the four little ones, he was the only one secretly watching his own father.
"???"
"A gang crime?"
Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil who had been "slashed" by his youngest son Dangdang, lowered his dark eyes slightly, pressed his tongue against the roof of his mouth, and inwardly grumbled.
Well, Commander Lu Chenting, whose face seemed to be radiating an "I'm not happy" vibe, believed that the two brothers, Yuanyuan and Dangdang, were taking revenge for the "vegetable garden" incident—one pretending to be a good guy, and the other slapping him.
"Practice makes perfect, next time it won't break or get stepped on; it's been almost half a month since I last saw them, and they've grown so much... I'm not used to it!!!"
"Get up, I'll sit with my wife."
They wanted to band together to get revenge on Lu Chenting, but coincidentally, he was still worried about how to break the seating arrangement, and now they had no way out.
In an instant, Lu Chenting, the living Yama, whose eyes had become even more profound, took a big step forward. With a swift movement, he grabbed Sanbao Manman and carried him to the seat that Erbao Yuanyuan had arranged for him. What a clever move—a feint attack.
"..."
"!!!"
"what's the situation?"
"Why did Chenchen suddenly start moving around while we were talking?"
"It's just one seat, it doesn't matter where you sit, why make such a fuss???"
Even after washing up, Su Nianxi, who was still a bit out of it, was completely jolted awake by her man's antics and muttered under her breath.
Tai Bao Tuan Tuan: "..." Sigh!
Erbao Yuanyuan: "!!!" Hiss~ Isn't he just messing with me and Dangdang, using a diversionary tactic? ???
Little Four Treasures Dangdang: "Eh, tsk tsk tsk..." One set after another.
Well, don't underestimate these four little ones just because they're small. These four brothers are quite intelligent; they're just using a feint to the east while attacking from the west.
"Hey! What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Dad...you don't have any martial ethics?"
Sanbao Manman's little legs were flapping in the air, and he was yelling angrily.
"Why would Dad talk about that stuff if he can't sit next to his wife?"
"My wife can only sit next to me. Don't be sullen. Eat your food; it'll get cold soon after all the hard work you put into making it..."
The cunning, living devil Commander Lu Chen's words made it sound like he had made the lavish breakfast on the table.
The two little brothers, Dangdang and Yuanyuan, watched as the victorious man, beaming with uncontrollable joy, plopped down on a stool. Suddenly, a nameless rage flared up in the two brothers' hearts; they were not going to tolerate their own father.
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Who cooked the meal?"
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Full of happiness and harmony—"
Little Four Treasures Dangdang: "Is it getting cold?"
Erbao Yuanyuan: "It would definitely burn Daddy's lips!"
Sanbao, who was about to explode with anger, said, "Dad is just making small talk to cover up his mistakes."
"..."
"Should I add a line to show solidarity?"
Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who was usually very sparing with words, was secretly conflicted.
In the world of these little brats, things are black and white, without so many twists and turns. This string of gourd brothers has been made quite straightforward by Commander Lu Chenting, the Living Yama.
"..."
"One against four."
"Are these five men, father and sons, about to have a pre-meal brawl so early in the morning?"
"I still can't choose to miss out on that unlucky one—"
Looking at her eldest son Tuantuan's expression that seemed to say, "I'm on the same side as my brothers," Su Nianxi swallowed hard and muttered silently.
"..."
"Niannian, eat, eat more. I've been in closed training for more than half a month, and no one has taken care of you at home. You must not have been eating properly on time. You've lost so much weight that you have no energy."
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," pretended not to hear the brats' chatter, and then, making conversation, added a comment.
Where have you lost weight?
"Is it good that you've gained weight?!"
Upon hearing this, Su Nianxi immediately became enthusiastic and retorted factually.
This person didn't just add a sentence, but a bucket of kerosene; and look, it's caused a public outcry—what does it mean to be uncared for and so thin and listless!
Although Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who was usually serious and didn't smile, remained silent, it didn't mean he was happy to hear what he was saying.
"..."
"He's supposed to be a regimental commander, how come he behaves like this at home?"
"That's utter nonsense!"
Look, Da Bao Tuan Tuan is the first among the four little ones. His little black eyes narrowed, and "unhappy" crept onto his little face. He didn't say it, but he was secretly complaining in his heart.
Well, while someone was away in closed training and not at home, the four brothers managed to fatten up their little Xi Xi by nearly three pounds. The electronic scale in their space is the most compelling proof of that.
The four of them always treated their little Xixi like a precious treasure!
Yesterday evening, the four brothers even weighed their little Xixi before dinner, saying that she would gain weight if no one took care of her. Besides, she looked listless and lacked energy. Didn't she know how that came about?
The little chef, with his three treasures puffed out, cried out, "Dad—Dad—!"
"Aren't the four of us human beings?"
He spoke up for his brothers.
"!!!"
Seemingly realizing he had misspoke, Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," guiltily raised his right hand and lightly scratched his nose.
Little Sibao Dangdang immediately chimed in angrily, "Didn't we take good care of Xiaoxixi?"
His little one is at home, but he's at the dinner table every day, serving meat, vegetables, and soup to his little one. How could he be without anyone to take care of him?
Besides, Manman is always thinking of ways to cook delicious food for her little Xixi and taking good care of her. How could she accept such nonsense?
Equally unhappy, Erbao Yuanyuan exclaimed, "That's right! Xiaoxixi gained three pounds in just half a month—"
“Hmm—” Da Bao Tuan Tuan, who was usually very sparing with words, finally uttered the last word.
"Speaking of which, Xiao Xixi doesn't seem very energetic today. Isn't that because you, after so long apart, bullied her too much last night and exhausted her—"
"Don't you have any idea what time you take a break in the early hours of the morning? I could hear you making 'uh-huh' and 'ah' noises..."
The four little tigers, Dangdang, who are so fierce they can't stand it anymore, have gone on a rampage, spouting their innocent and unfiltered words.
Tsk, he actually got up to pee around 4 a.m.
"puff--"
"Cough, cough, cough..."
Su Nianxi, who had just blown on a mouthful of porridge and put it in her mouth, choked and coughed until her face turned red. She wanted to disappear into the ground and travel back to the 21st century. She didn't want to die in front of her four sons in embarrassment.