noffsinger Chapter 268 The 2 sisters-in-law in the group pet koi article 3
Chapter 268 The 2 sisters-in-law in the group pet koi article 3
Could it be that she still has to learn Taoism?
With the help of the servant, Song Er put on his clothes. He pulled several layers of fabric on his body, frowned and said, "This kind of clothes are airtight and sweaty, and it's not convenient to go to the bathroom."
Yan Ying wanted to see how miraculous the little koi was, so she teased Song Er: "Let's go, according to the rules, you have to go to pay your respects to your parents on the second day of your wedding."
After Yan Ying's one-night science popularization, Song Er also understood that parents are parents, the parents of the original body. He nodded and followed Yan Ying's side, looking around, any flower, tree, even I want to go up and touch the hollow carvings on the corridor.
The maid following behind her felt baffled by the strange behavior of the second young master, so Yan Ying lowered her voice: "Interstellar man Cole, be careful, don't act like you haven't seen the world, and don't reveal your identity, otherwise, you will be arrested." get up and burn"
When Yan Ying became the empress, she personally burned a traverser to death.
Cole was shocked when he saw the outside: "The ancient earth is really incredible. I have never seen so many kinds of naturally growing plants, and such a strange house. The decoration inside looks very old, but full of It has a magical feel that calms the mind.”
Along the way, Yan Ying heard Ke Er's noise and came to the lobby. Song's parents and several sons gathered together. Unfortunately, the little koi was still sleeping in and did not come.
A group of people were still talking, but when they saw the newcomer coming in, they stopped talking immediately.
Yan Ying looked around, stepped forward, picked up the teacup, but saw Ke Er standing there blankly, and whispered: "Follow me, salute the tea."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ke Er stepping forward with a very standard military step, with a straight waist and a serious face, and directly gave a military salute to the two elders of the Song family in full view.
The footsteps merged and fell, making a towering sound.
Yan Ying lowered her head and covered her face: I'm going to die, this is full of suffocation!
Song's father and Song's mother, who were sitting at the top, were taken aback by their son's sudden behavior: What's wrong with the second child?
Yan Ying immediately grabbed him and knelt down, explaining the key point: "Kowtow, and then pass the tea to your father, understand?"
Cole looked around the group of people, very puzzled: "The etiquette of you ancient earth people is so strange, do you have to kowtow to everyone?"
Yan Ying's mouth twitched in response to his question: "No, just kneel down to your parents, and everyone else just bow their hands to say hello."
Then I saw him give his eldest brother, several younger brothers, and the housekeeper and maid at the door one by one.
The room was filled with embarrassment and silence.
After a tea ceremony full of loopholes from the groom's official, Ke Er was still getting used to the etiquette of the people on the ancient earth, Yan Ying struggled to hold back her laughter.
And the Song family rarely expressed their understanding: the second child used to be a vagabond, how could he become a fool after getting married.
Because Yan Ying had just entered the door, the Song family gathered together for breakfast. A group of people sat around the round table and formed a circle. The atmosphere was a little silent, and everyone was staring at Song Er more.
Yan Ying took a sip of the white fungus soup, and Ke Er next to him took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun as if he hadn't eaten in 800 years, his eyes were as bright as a pug's, and then he set his eyes on the plate of steamed stuffed buns.
Use two chopsticks to insert a plate of steamed buns into the shape of candied haws, then gnaw left and right, while gnawing, said: "Okay, delicious"
Interstellar people do not eat, and the food they depend on for survival is nutrient solution. It was the first time for Cole to eat meat buns and gourmet food. The satisfaction of his taste buds was astounding. After eating the buns, he picked them up again. The side dishes are ready, and the posture is quite a kind of cooking. Today, the rice cooker rushed to wrap the dining table round.
Ke Er swept up the delicious food on the dinner table in a storm. Seeing that something was wrong, Song's mother immediately sent someone to invite the doctor over.
The old doctor of Huichuntang took the pulse, asked the doctor, and after a set of procedures, he only gave a conclusion that he was fed up.
In view of Song Er's abnormality this morning, the Song family had a conversation with him about his childhood roots. Of course, the result was that he shook his head and didn't know, but overall, Song Er's mind was still clear, he just forgot some things.
After the Song family unanimously discussed, they all felt that the brain disease was caused by a fall after getting drunk last night?
In the end, Song Shizi made the final decision, Song Er's brain is not working well.
Faced with the sympathetic gazes of everyone in the room, Yan Ying led Cole out of the lobby with a face full of black lines.
He was suddenly diagnosed as mentally disabled by a group of ancient earthlings (ape-like people), and Cole was very dissatisfied with the result: "I am very smart, my IQ has reached a high level, I am a high-achieving student from the Federation Military Academy, and I am also a member of the Interstellar Guard Team." Captain, those people in the room were so stupid that I couldn't help crying, they didn't even have the most basic IQ test, so they decided that I was a brain disabled patient, this is too ridiculous"
Yan Ying smiled and handed him a cup of tea: "Are you confident or narcissistic? I believe what you said is true, but this is the earth, and they are the masters of this land. You are the outsider who is incompatible with them." "
Kele sat across from Yan Ying: "I like the vegetation, houses, food, and all kinds of novel civilizations here, but I don't like your etiquette very much."
Yan Ying couldn't deny it, and then asked tentatively: "Then what are your plans?"
When it came to business, Cole immediately said seriously: "The spaceship is too damaged to support time travel. I have to find some rare mineral resources to repair it, but this is an agricultural society, which means I have to start from steelmaking and iron smelting." To begin, ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, iridium, platinum..."
Yan Ying frowned: "As far as I know, these rare metals are deep underground, and the current manpower can't reach there at all. How do you mine?"
Cole turned on the smart brain on his wrist, and there was a blue shining object in the sky: "Look, this is light amplification, which excites some energy at the energy level of particle number reversal to plasma."
Seeing that Yan Ying didn't seem to understand, Cole said again: "A ray with two terajoules of excitation energy is equivalent to a weapon, and the energy is enough to burn through a sharp stone 100 feet away."
Yan Ying suddenly realized: "Laser?"
Cole nodded and said, "Yes, it's similar to it."
Yan Ying's fiery eyes moved down on Cole's face and then on the brain on his wrist, and there was a hint of curiosity in the exploration: "Will your Star Alliance teach this knowledge?"
"Of course, these are just basic courses"
Yan Ying then suggested coaxing: "You are just an ordinary person now, and the steel and iron smelting project is huge, and it is too slow for one person. If there are a lot of people on earth to help you, this will save time and return to the interstellar as soon as possible. do you think so?"
"I have a proposal. I will teach you to integrate with the people on Earth and let them repair the spaceship for you. And you have to teach me the knowledge of interstellar space. This intelligence brain is also considered as my reward for helping you. What do you think? "
Yan Ying became more and more interested in the intelligent brain produced by Interstellar in the next few years, and muttered in her heart: I don't know what is the difference between you and the system?
The system is already connected to my life, I will not take down the system and make fun of my life.
But now that the brain has appeared, it has nothing to do with me, so it's not too much to disassemble and study it!
As for whether Cole can go home, Yan Ying said very unconscionably: That's not my home.
Cole, who didn't know Yan Ying's sinister intentions, fell into the trap directly after hearing this, and praised: "You are right, a good proposal, I agree."