Chapter 39: Top Women's Clothing Miss Lu
Chapter 39: Top Women's Clothing Miss Lu
After Lu Yuguan returned to Kyoto, he first went back to the Bai family.
Facing the questioning from Bai Zheng and others, Lu Yuguan simply said that he went with the Dragon Guards to fight against the demon cultivators, and did not reveal the fact that he was captured by a Jindan stage cultivator.
Because Zhang Luocheng personally brought him back, Bai Zheng did not become suspicious.
"Next time something like this happens, please let me know in advance. I haven't heard from you for so many days, you made me so worried!" Bai Zheng pretended to blame.
Although it would be a great honor to make public the matter of conquering the demon cultivators, Bai Zheng still hoped that Lu Yuguan would not take the risk. After all, Lu Yuguan was still a cultivator in the Dust Transformation Stage.
"I know." Lu Yuguan said, but he didn't remember anything in his heart.
The first thing he did when he returned to the Bai family was to ask Daiyu and Qingwen to prepare a table of food for him to eat. He had been locked up for a few days and was already starving.
When Bai Ming, Bai Doudou and others heard about how much Lu Yuguan had experienced, they all sat around the table and asked him curiously.
"Did you really go fight the demon cultivators?" Bai Ming stared at Lu Yuguan with wide eyes. He had only heard of demon cultivators, but had never actually seen one. He had wanted to go out that night of the Flower Street Parade, but Second Madam locked him in, forbidding him from touching flowers and plants.
Lu Yuguan ate and drank so much that he almost choked to death.
He swallowed all the food in his mouth and guzzled several glasses of water. Only then did he catch his breath and said, "Of course. You have no idea how terrifying those demon cultivators are!"
"Third Young Master, do those evil cultivators really have two heads?" Bai Doudou asked seriously.
"Nonsense! Where did you hear that?" Lu Yuguan looked at him with disdain and asked Daiyu to serve him another bowl of rice. "It's more than just two heads. It's a giant creature with three heads and six arms. Without more than a dozen cultivators, it's impossible to break the defense of the demon cultivator!"
"Wow——" Bai Kongming's eyes were twinkling with little stars, full of admiration.
"Then...are there any female demon cultivators? I heard that female demon cultivators are very beautiful. Third Young Master, do you have any...Oh my!——"
Before Bai Doudou could finish his words, Bai Yueyi punched him on the head. Bai Ming and Bai Kongming, who were standing by, broke out in cold sweats.
"The Third Young Master just came back and hasn't even finished his meal properly yet, and you're already surrounding him and asking questions. How rude!" Bai Yueyi twisted her wrist and snorted coldly.
"I'm just curious..." Bai Doudou felt very aggrieved. When the third young master was away, he was often bullied by Bai Yueyi.
After a few more words, they dispersed.
Lu Yuguan was holding a plump and round lion's head, but suddenly he remembered Ji Xian's gray and desperate eyes when she fell to the ground, which were exactly the same as this lion's head.
Damn, why am I thinking about this suddenly?
Lu Yuguan shook his head, stuffed the braised lion's head into his mouth, and tasted it carefully.
After this meal, Lu Yuguan let Daiyu and Qingwen see his true appetite, and even Lu Yuguan himself found it incredible.
"I've really become a glutton." Lu Yuguan said self-deprecatingly.
In the past, at school, the one who ate the most was Jiang Cong, followed by Jin Xiaoxiao, and finally him, and the one who often stood by to supervise the cafeteria was Li Ziming.
Come to think of it, it seems that I have never seen Zhong Ziwei appear in the cafeteria.
What does that guy eat for lunch?
After dinner, it was already past noon.
Lu Yuguan went to the Dali Temple, ready to win the civilization value that he had not yet had time to obtain.
He still remembered that Cao Yin, who was wrapped in bandages all over his body, was still unable to get out of bed!
"Hiss, I remember now. I have to disguise myself first." Lu Yuguan remembered the lie he had told me before, promising that he had a great doctor who could treat Cao Yin's injuries.
"I just took out the Thousand Machine Ice Silkworm Yarn from my backpack and gave it a try."
Lu Yuguan walked out of the Bai Mansion, turned into a narrow alley, and took out the Thousand Machine Ice Silkworm Yarn from his backpack.
【Props丨Thousand Machine Ice Silkworm Yarn】
[Introduction: Wearing it can transform your face and body shape, and it won't cause makeup to stick or come off. A must-have for cosplay!]
[Grade: Yellow Grade Top Grade]
As soon as the thin veil touched Lu Yuguan's face, its appearance changed instantly.
Lu Yuguan looked at his new face carefully in the bronze mirror at the entrance of the alley, but the corner of his mouth twitched suddenly.
The person in front of me is not stunningly beautiful, but she has a pretty face, picturesque eyebrows and eyes, a straight nose, and pale pink lips, just like a newly blooming peach blossom.
That’s right, this Thousand Machine Ice Silkworm Yarn—
Let him transform into a woman.
"your sister!"
Lu Yuguan cursed loudly and waved his sleeves lightly, as if even the air became lighter.
[Ding! The host has been detected swearing, and one point of civilization value has been deducted.]
The cold voice of the system sounded.
Lu Yuguan: ...I was wrong.
"Tong-chan."
【Eh. 】
"Why does it seem like changing one's appearance means changing one's gender?"
[Based on the host's body shape and intelligence, the system automatically selects a sweet girl with a matching appearance for you.]
Lu Yuguan remained silent, seemingly having lost all his strength and means.
"and many more!"
Lu Yuguan suddenly became alert, looked around, and after confirming that there was no one around, he secretly unbuttoned his pants and took a look.
"It's okay, it's okay, hehe."
system:……
Lu Yuguan gently stroked the Thousand Machine Ice Silk Yarn on his face, feeling the cool touch, and secretly admired the magic of this prop in his heart.
A top-grade yellow-level magic weapon, even the most ordinary camouflage prop, has its extraordinary features.
"But in this way, even the guards of the Dali Temple won't be able to recognize me." Lu Yuguan thought to himself, then straightened his clothes and walked towards the Dali Temple with big strides.
The streets of Kyoto are full of pedestrians, some wearing gorgeous brocade robes, while others are wearing simple cloth.
There are shops on both sides of the street, and the sounds of shouting, talking and laughing are intertwined, making it very lively.
Lu Yuguan, dressed in a sweet outfit made of Thousand Machine Ice Silk Gauze, blended into the crowd. His or her feminine appearance and manly attire made him particularly eye-catching. His or her exquisite features and sweet smile drew the attention of many passersby, and even a few young men couldn't resist approaching, only to be politely rejected by Lu Yuguan with clever words.
"Miss, would you be so kind as to go boating with me?" A well-dressed young man, holding a folding fan, walked up to Lu Yuguan gracefully and invited her with a smile.
Lu Yuguan was secretly amused, but on the surface, she pretended to be shy. She lowered her head and said softly, "Sir, you are too kind. I have important matters to attend to, so I am afraid I cannot go with you."
Seeing this, the young man did not force it. He just smiled and said, "In that case, I will not disturb you anymore. Please do as you please, young lady." After that, he turned and left, leaving Lu Yuguan standing there alone, secretly glad that his disguise was successful.
"Tong, do you think I have the potential to be an otaku?" Lu Yuguan asked.
"Look around, are there any other mirrors?" the system asked.
"Mirror? Why do you need a mirror?" Lu Yuguan was confused.
[Take care of yourself and make sure you don't leave your face unpleasant at home.]
"Tsk, you're clearly jealous of my beauty—"
【Shut up. 】
[If you keep nagging, your civilization value will be deducted. ]
"Okay bro."
Lu Yuguan arrived at the main gate of the Dali Temple and walked inside without paying attention to the guards on both sides.
The guard on duty immediately stopped them and shouted, "Stop! This is a restricted area of the Dali Temple. No outsiders are allowed to enter!"
"My two lords, please be kind," Lu Yuguan said with a pitiful expression, tears welling up in her eyes, "I have no choice but to come here."
The guard looked Lu Yuguan up and down. He was quite handsome. Although he was wearing men's clothes, it was still obvious that they were expensive.
"Miss, it's not that we don't want to let you in, but the Dali Temple has a rule that no one else is allowed to enter unless there are case documents delivered," the guard explained.
Lu Yuguan cursed inwardly, his eyes rolled around, and he instantly thought of a solution.
"Actually, I'm here to deliver a case." Lu Yuguan said in a delicate voice, rubbing the corners of her clothes with her two small hands.
"Send the case?" the guard asked doubtfully.
Lu Yuguan pretended to sob and whispered, "I am just an ordinary woman. I met a young hero that day. We fell in love with each other. He said he was an official in the Dali Temple and would never let me down. But after one night, there was no news from him. The neighbors all said that I was cheated and my innocence was gone. How can I get married? Wuwuwuwuwuwu..."
[Fuck. 】
This operation left the observing system stunned. If there were no movies in this world, Lu Yuguan would at least be awarded an Oscar for Best Actor... oh no, Best Actress.
The two guards were also shocked after hearing this and quickly signaled Lu Yuguan to shush.
"Girl, please don't talk nonsense."
Lu Yuguan continued to sob, "My two lords, how dare I say such nonsense? After that night, he took my clothes, saying he wanted to keep them as a souvenir. This set of clothes of mine was also left to me by him, saying it was a token of love for me—"
"Fuck!"
"How shameless! Is this still a human being?"
The two guards were stunned. After all this time, this was the first time they had heard of such an exciting thing. They just didn't know which young official could be so frivolous.
Seeing how charming the girl in front of me is, I think she must have been deceived into having sex.
One of the guards immediately approached Lu Yuguan and whispered, "Miss, tell us the name of that flower thief. Don't worry, we will seek justice for you!"
"He...he said his name is Fu Xiangqing."
Lu Yuguan covered his face with his sleeves and gave a sly smile without leaving any trace.
Damn it.
The two guards looked at each other, feeling as if they had been struck by lightning.
what?
It turned out to be their immediate boss?
The guard who had just said he wanted to "seek justice" instantly turned into a little chicken. His originally confident look became timid and he spoke hesitantly.
"Uh...this...hiss..."
What to do?
The melon has fallen on the head of his own leader. Not only will the melon not be ripe, but he is also afraid that his life will be in danger.
"Miss, this matter... uh... let's discuss it carefully," the guard said, swallowing hard and breaking out in a cold sweat. "Well, please go sit inside and wait for a moment."
Humph, little thing.
There is no place that I, a young lady... no, there is no place that I, a young master, cannot enter!
Quack, quack, quack!
Lu Yuguan laughed wildly in his heart and followed the two guards in with a swagger.
After the guard settled Lu Yuguan, he immediately turned around and ran to find the person in charge.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Lu Yuguan quietly walked towards where Cao Yin was.
Pushing open the half-open door and looking through half of the screen, he saw Cao Yin, wrapped in bandages, lying there pitifully and motionless.
"Is it Shaoqing?" Cao Yin's dry voice sounded.
After many days of inactivity, this passionate man became decadent and sat in this small room in a daze.
Lu Yuguan didn't say anything, but started to practice his skills through the screen.
"Sacrificial Rain—"
As he silently recited in his heart, many tiny raindrops suddenly appeared in the house, slowly condensing above Cao Yin and gradually solidifying.
"This is……"
Cao Yin muttered to himself, shocked by the strange sight.
Raindrops began to fall, carrying a little breath of life. The moment they touched the bandage, they turned into pure spiritual power and penetrated into Cao Yin's body.
Cao Yin slowly felt his muscles recovering and burst into tears of joy.
"Thank you so much, benefactor. Thank you so much for saving my life!" Cao Yin wanted to stand up excitedly, but was stopped by Lu Yuguan.
"Don't move, rest assured." Lu Yuguan lowered his voice, fearing that Cao Yin would recognize him.
Through the blurry screen, Cao Yin could vaguely see a woman, and her soft and gentle voice really made Cao Yin imagine a lot.
"May I ask your name? I will definitely repay your kindness today!"
Cao Yin was extremely moved. He felt that all the suffering he had endured for so many days was worth it because he could meet a kind fairy today.
"Ahem...please call me Red Scarf." After saying this, Lu Yuguan turned around and left in a cool manner.
He looked at the clear sky above the Dali Temple, with no clouds in the sky, and felt refreshed immediately.
[Ding! Civilization mission completed, seriously injured Cao Yin successfully treated! ]
[Mission Reward: 5.7 Civilization Value]
[Current civilization value: 13.9]
Lu Yuguan was in a good mood immediately after noticing that the civilization value had arrived.
"Tong, does this count as me doing good deeds without leaving a name?"
【? 】
The system was confused, not knowing what Lu Yuguan was going to do next.
"For my kindness and beauty, why don't you give me more?"
[…Don’t force me to spank you.]
Before Lu Yuguan walked out of the Dali Temple, a familiar figure came towards him. It was Fu Xiangqing.
Fu Xiangqing also felt unfamiliar when he saw Lu Yuguan's appearance, and asked, "Excuse me, young lady, I am from the Dali Temple, why have I never seen you before?"
Lu Yuguan looked at Fu Xiangqing's puzzled expression and suddenly felt like acting again.
"Fu Lang!"
Lu Yuguan covered his mouth with his hand, a look of disbelief on his face.
This completely confused Fu Xiangqing. He had thought of countless possibilities, but right from the start it felt like a long-awaited reunion. Was he going to do something like that?
"Miss, have you got the wrong person?" Fu Xiangqing frowned. He thought about it over and over again, but he had never seen this delicate girl before.
Could it be a relative from Dongyue?
But aren't other people allowed to enter the Dali Temple at will? How did she get in?
Before Lu Yuguan could continue to add to his drama, the two guards had already changed shifts and were slowly walking towards him from a distance.
"Sir Shaoqing." The two guards saluted Fu Xiangqing and looked at him and Lu Yuguan with strange eyes.
Fu Xiangqing asked, "You've arrived just in time. Did you see this girl when you were on guard just now?"
The two guards looked at Lu Yuguan, who was still covering his face and sighing, and suddenly felt confident again.
"We have indeed seen this young lady, and we were the ones who let her in. But, Lord Shaoqing, you should be more familiar with this young lady than we are!" said the guard seriously.
What? Me?
Fu Xiangqing was even more confused. He didn't know what was going on. He had just finished the case of suppressing the demon cultivators and was about to visit Brother Cao Yin and get some food, but he ran into this strange thing.
Seeing that he was about to lose his composure, Lu Yuguan pretended to be heartbroken and said, "My two lords, it's okay. It was all my fault. It would be bad if I implicated you."
After saying this, he bowed carefully to Fu Xiangqing, turned around and trotted away.
"Hey, girl, you—"
Before Fu Xiangqing finished speaking, one of the guards followed and said that he wanted to see Lu Yuguan off, while the other stood beside Fu Xiangqing and kept sighing.
"Master Shaoqing, although we, as subordinates, have no right to make irresponsible remarks, we at least have family affairs to deal with, so our opinions are somewhat valuable for reference."
"I'll be more polite. You can figure it out yourself."
Fu Xiangqing:?
"Sir, please don't waste your time and miss out on your beautiful woman!"
After the guard said this, he patted Fu Xiangqing on the shoulder and left to rest.
Fu Xiangqing was confused and didn't know what had happened. He thought that it might be Dong Yue's relative who came to see him, but was misunderstood by his two subordinates.
Never mind, a person with a clear conscience has nothing to fear.
Without thinking too much, Fu Xiangqing pushed open the door of the guest room and was surprised to find that Cao Yin was able to sit up.
"Brother Cao, congratulations!" Fu Xiangqing was overjoyed. Just as he was about to congratulate him, he saw Cao Yin frowning bitterly. "Hey, why are you so distracted?"
Cao Yin stared blankly at Fu Xiangqing and said, "Shaoqing, I think I saw a fairy..."
Fu Xiangqing:?
No, buddy?
Are you going to fill my little head with big doubts too?
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