Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 291: Cold Road Worries Chapter Birthday Banquet



Chapter 291: Cold Road Worries Chapter Birthday Banquet

Lin Qiye patted Baili Pang'er's shoulder.

Comforting him, "Don't worry, Fatty, the Emperor of Fengdu is not such a stingy person."

"Besides, this time, I was helping him."

Wu Hen interrupted, "That's right, we helped him solve a big problem, he should be grateful to us."

"If he really dares to blame me, I will...I will go to his doorstep and do square dancing!"

Fatty Baili looked at Wu Hen talking nonsense seriously, feeling neither amused nor helpless.

Cao Yuanhai also agreed with a smile: "Yes, Fatty, think about it, if Li Yangde continues to be stubborn, what will happen in the end?"

"Perhaps this result is what he really wants in his heart."

Baili Pang'er thought about it and felt that what Cao Yuanhai said made sense, so he felt relieved.

Everyone chatted along the way and the atmosphere became much more relaxed.

"By the way, what do you Night Watchmen usually do?" Wu Hen asked curiously.

"The Night Watch, as the name suggests, guards the night and protects the human world from monsters."

Lin Qiye explained,

"Our duty is to slay the demons and monsters that wreak havoc on humanity and maintain world peace."

Baili Pang'er sighed, "That sounds so miserable, having to deal with those horrible monsters every day."

"There's no other way. This is our mission."

Lin Qiye's tone was calm, yet with a hint of determination, "Someone has to stand up and protect this world."

Wu Hen patted Lin Qiye on the shoulder and said jokingly, "Brother Qiye, you are so great! I respect you as a man!"

Lin Qiye smiled helplessly.

At this moment, Lin Qiye's cell phone suddenly rang.

He answered the phone and his face instantly became serious.

"Gusu? Urgent mission?"

Lin Qiye hung up the phone and looked at everyone.

"Ye Faner asked us to rush to Gusu immediately to deal with an emergency."

As soon as he finished speaking, the commercial vehicle braked suddenly and stopped by the roadside.

The car door opened, and Wu Hen jumped out, pointing to the sky and shouting, "Brother Qiye, look! Our exclusive car is here!"

A helicopter with the Night Watch logo printed on it was slowly landing in front of them...

The airflow from the helicopter propeller messed up everyone's hair.

Wu Hen exaggeratedly covered his face: "My handsome face! It's going to be blown out of shape!"

Everyone boarded the helicopter one after another.

"Jialan'er, are you used to being at the Night's Watch headquarters these days?"

Baili Panger asked with concern.

"Oh, that's alright."

Jia Laner nodded obediently, "It's just that... those characters are so hard to recognize."

"It's okay, Fatty, I'll teach you!"

Fatty Baili patted his chest and volunteered, "I'm well-read and know everything!"

He picked up a document and pointed to a character on it: "This is pronounced 'biang'."

Jia Lan'er tilted her head and said seriously: "Ban..."

The corner of Baili Pang'er's mouth twitched. "No, it's biang. Do you know biang biang noodles?"

"ban..." Jialaner still stubbornly pronounced it incorrectly.

Fatty Baili scratched his head and ears, sweating profusely in anxiety.

Finally, Lin Qiye couldn't bear it anymore and gently pointed out something. Then Jialaner suddenly understood and read out the correct pronunciation.

"Huh? That's exactly what I taught you just now!"

Fatty Baili looked puzzled, "Jialan'er, you're not teasing me on purpose, are you?"

Jia Lan'er blinked her innocent eyes, and Fatty Baili was instantly defeated.

He shook his head helplessly, but he had a vague feeling that Jialaner did it on purpose.

At this time, Cao Yuanhai looked through the documents in his hand and asked, "By the way, Qiye, have you submitted the report for the last S-level mission?"

Lin Qiye nodded: "It has been submitted, but I omitted some content."

"Omitted?"

Cao Yuanhai raised his eyebrows. "What are the contents?"

"Something...not easy to explain." Lin Qiye was vague.

Cao Yuanhai wanted to ask again, but Fatty Baili suddenly said:

"Hey, speaking of this, my dad is going to retire in a few days, and then the Baili Group will..."

"Just leave it to you to inherit?"

Wu Hen rushed to say, "Congratulations, Fatty, on being promoted to CEO of Baili Group! Enjoy the good life in the future, but don't forget your brothers!"

Everyone expressed their congratulations, but there was a hint of ridicule and worry in their tone.

"Inherit Baili Group? Fatty, are you sure you can do it?" Cao Yuanhai asked seriously.

"Why not?"

Baili Pang'er straightened his chest.

"I'm a business genius! Under my leadership, the Baili Group will surely achieve even greater success in the future..."

Before he could finish his words, the helicopter suddenly shook violently, the lights in the cabin flickered, and the alarm sounded shrilly.

"What's going on?!" Lin Qiye's face changed and he stood up suddenly.

Wu Hen grabbed the handrail beside him and exclaimed, "Oh my god! Is the plane going to crash?!"

The driver's voice came from the communicator: "Report! Unknown energy fluctuations appear ahead! Requesting instructions!"

Lin Qiye took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Keep moving forward! Prepare to fight!"

He looked out the window and saw a blood-red light rising into the night sky in the distance...

"Plane crash? Are you kidding me? I haven't even become a shareholder of Baili Group yet. I can't die here!"

Wu Hen yelled, clutched the armrest of the seat tightly, his face turned pale.

Lin Qiye also frowned. He stared at the blood-red light outside the window that was getting closer and closer, feeling vaguely uneasy.

"Fatty, your dad's birthday party..."

Wu Hen suddenly remembered something and turned to look at Baili Pang'er.

"Don't worry, I will definitely ask for leave for you, and then I will bring gifts and go to celebrate your father's birthday in style!"

"Really? That's great!"

Baili Pang'er's face suddenly lit up with joy, and his previous nervousness mostly dissipated.

"Why don't you come too? My dad will definitely be very happy!"

"Okay, as long as time permits, we will definitely go and join in the fun!"

Wu Hen readily agreed and added,

"By the way, Fatty, as the future CEO of Baili Group, don't forget to give red envelopes to your brothers when the time comes!"

"No problem! Leave it to me!" Fatty Baili patted his chest and spoke in a heroic tone.

The atmosphere in the cabin became relaxed again, and everyone was teasing Baili Pang'er, as if the alarm and blood-red light just now were just illusions.

However, the good times did not last long. Lin Qiye's phone rang again, and this time it was Ye Faner calling.

"The situation in Gusu is urgent, go there immediately!"

Ye Faner's voice was urgent, "In two minutes, a helicopter will be at the rear of the train you are on to pick you up! Get ready immediately!"

"Holy crap, jumping out of the car? Are you trying to kill yourself?"

When Wu Hen heard this, his nerves, which had just relaxed, tensed up again. "This mission is too exciting!"

Lin Qiye's face darkened, and he said to everyone, "Prepare to jump out of the car! The mission is urgent!"

After saying that, he was the first to rush to the cabin door and opened it.

The harsh sound of wind instantly rushed into the cabin, blowing everyone to and fro.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. No one had expected that they would be chatting casually one second and facing a life-and-death test of jumping out of the car the next.

"Fuck! This feeling is so fucking exciting!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly and was the first to jump out of the helicopter following Lin Qiye.

"Let's go! Brothers! This is the real speed and passion!"

Wu Hen turned around and shouted towards the cabin, then jumped up and landed steadily on the roof of the train like a nimble monkey.

Baili Panger, Cao Yuanhai, Jialaner and An Yuqing followed closely behind, filed out and jumped onto the roof of the train.

At this moment, a sudden brake sound was heard and the train shook violently.

"what happened?"

Wu Hen was confused. He was about to turn around and ask, but he saw several people in guard uniforms running towards the rear of the train.

Lin Qiye frowned, he instinctively felt that something was wrong. He put his hand on the hilt of the knife, his eyes fixed on the guard who was running towards him.


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