noffsinger Chapter 629 Woman, you really have fallen in love with me.
Chapter 629 Woman, you really have fallen in love with me.
Shijin deeply agreed with Maodan's words, and under Maodan's guidance, she "encountered" Yaochi Duoduo in a village.
Shijin, her face beaming with excitement at the long-awaited reunion, exclaimed, "Duoduo!"
Yaochi Duoduo looked at her with a suspicious expression, as if wary of a staged accident: "Who are you?"
Assorted: ?
When Shijin saw Yaochi Duoduo again, she was heartbroken because Yaochi Duoduo hardly recognized her!
Shijin couldn't help but sigh inwardly. This is truly devastating; women are so forgetful!
However, we can't blame Yaochi Duoduo either.
After all, half of Shijin's body was already charred and withered.
The body is alright, as there are clothes to cover it, but the face is not.
To avoid frightening Yaochi Duoduo, she had to wear half of a silver mask.
Just thinking about this mixed dish makes me feel even more upset.
How come everyone in the Cangwu Sect could recognize her even though they were both wearing masks?
You guessed it, it's because of Lao Tie. You could say that among all the sword cultivators' wives in the entire cultivation world, there's no one uglier than Lao Tie.
After Shijin gave her a lot of hints, Yaochi Duoduo finally guessed who she was in surprise.
Yaochi Duoduo: "Li Dahua? You... how did you become like this?"
Assorted: "It's a long story, the main thing under the mask is..."
Yaochi Duoduo: "No, I mean, how come you've aged so much? Uncle, why don't you take some youth-preserving pills?"
Assorted: ...!
What the hell!
She hasn't looked in a mirror since she woke up!
Ahhhhh!
Oh no! If she's been unconscious for 32 years, then Li Dahua must be 47 years old by now?!
Or 48?
Ugh, why doesn't Chi'an know to take some youth-preserving pills?!
But can we blame Chi'an for this?!
Shijin hasn't even reached the Foundation Establishment stage yet!
Later, when Shijin looked in the mirror, her anxiety finally died.
It is said that Yaochi Duoduo likes tall, strong, and powerful men?
I'm completely unrelated to those two words to begin with, and now I don't even have a pretty face anymore, so what's the point of chasing after them!
With a heart full of despair, Shijin bowed to Yaochi Duoduo with her hands clasped in a fist salute, saying, "I'm sorry to have bothered you, farewell."
Unexpectedly, Yaochi Duoduo grabbed her arm: "Hey! Don't go! Huahua, don't be sad! I think you're great!"
Shijin felt utterly hopeless. "Forget it, don't try to comfort me."
Yaochi Duoduo: "I'm not just trying to comfort you, I'm serious!"
Assorted rekindled: "Okay, then tell me what's good about me?"
Yaochi Duoduo quickly offered genuine comfort:
"Huahua, don't be sad! Although you are lazy, you are determined!"
Although you are short in stature, you have a strong heart! Although you are not good-looking, you have a kind heart!
Even though you are now skin and bones, wrinkled, old, weak, and have half your face missing!
But I think you, you're just so, so good!
Assorted: ...crushed to ashes.
That's such a vivid and accurate compliment!
Shijin said with a serious face, "Duoduo, promise me you'll keep your mouth shut and never praise others casually again, okay?"
Yaochi Duoduo: "Why?"
Shijin begins her strategy: "...because you're mine, and I'll get jealous."
Yaochi Duoduo looked annoyed.
Shijin pressed on: "If you really think I'm that good, why don't we pick a date and get married?"
Yaochi Duoduo held her breath, her face gradually turning from black to green.
Shijin pressed her advantage, saying, "Actually, I can also be a little reluctant and not have a formal title. By the way, are you free tonight? How about we sleep together?"
Yaochi Duoduo finally lost her temper and used all her strength to slap Shijinhao across the face!
Yaochi Duoduo: "Li Dahua, if you don't want your face, I don't mind ruining it for you!"
As she flew backwards, tears streaming down her face, Shijin exclaimed: "Women, they just said they wouldn't look at faces, but they were all lying..."
Shijin followed Yaochi Duoduo to select disciples.
Two years old, excellent physical condition, let's take her in!
20, exceptionally gifted, recruit!
60, young and promising, hire!
80. Hmm, you don't want to die, you want to cultivate immortality? Take me in!
Shijin looked at the thousands of young men, women, and old women, his face cracking.
These people's spiritual roots are clearly uneven, and there is even a trend of polarization.
Shijin: "Duoduo, is your sect facing a manpower shortage lately?"
Yaochi Duoduo exclaimed, "That's absolutely right!"
Who made your Cangwu Sect produce so many Nascent Soul and Golden Core cultivators in recent years?
Because of the precedent of the Cangwu Sect's successful "human wave tactics".
Not only is the Cangyao Immortal Sect in a hurry, but the Beast Taming Sect and Huanye Sect are also recruiting disciples in large numbers.
If quality isn't good enough, make up for it with quantity! The main goal is to achieve a qualitative change through quantitative accumulation!
Everyone hopes that one day the Zongneng Sect will produce a large number of Foundation Establishment Peak cultivators, and then these Foundation Establishment Peak cultivators will advance to Golden Core in large numbers!
We will continue in this way, striving to catch up with the Cangwu Sect as soon as possible!
Since Spirit Medicine Peak is now destroyed, we can take advantage of the fact that no one from Cangwu Sect will advance in their cultivation level.
Assorted: ...
Lingyao Peak.
She lowered her head, feeling guilty once again.
Yaochi Duoduo realized she had said the wrong thing and quickly shut up.
Oh no, my brain isn't keeping up with my mouth again!
It seems I really should talk less in the future!
Shijin: "But the cultivation world is currently lacking in spiritual energy. Even if the major sects recruit many disciples, without spiritual energy, how will they cultivate?"
Yaochi Duoduo:
"The cultivation process from Qi Refining to Foundation Establishment doesn't require much spiritual energy. Even after Foundation Establishment, the amount of spiritual energy needed for cultivation is negligible."
"You've been in the cultivation world for decades, and you've cultivated for just as long. Surely you don't even know this basic common sense?"
Assorted items, half-buried and not yet established: ...
Even though you're the female lead, could you please sew your mouth onto your brain next time?!
It turns out that the mouth can be used not only for speaking, but also for eating.
Although the spiritual energy on this continent is not very abundant at the moment, they can still eat dried fish!
Dried fish contains a lot of spiritual energy!
It's just a question of how many fish Yaochi Duoduo, who's only at the peak of the Nascent Soul stage, can catch...
But I'm not worried about Assorted.
After all, we're on friendly terms with the overlord of the eastern sea, so even if it's not good, it can at least give us a little special treatment, right?
As it turns out, although the female lead has a halo, she still needs to improve, because she fished for a whole day and night but didn't catch a single fish.
This made Yaochi Duoduo doubt her own rank.
What?
Could it be that she appears to be at the Nascent Soul stage, but has actually already merged with the original body?
Otherwise, how could her mere presence above the sea have such a powerful aura that it scared away all the monsters in the entire sea?
Shijin was also very surprised. How could there not be a single fish in such a vast sea area?
To verify her hypothesis, she persuaded Yaochi Duoduo to boldly give it a try!
If you succeed, you catch fish and roast them into dried small fish; if you fail, you leave them in the sea to be fish food!
Yaochi Duoduo agreed with her, so she spotted Shijin's waist and kicked her hard, sending her into the sea!
"You're so righteous, why don't you go yourself! It's easy for you to talk when you're not the one suffering!"
Oh, but of course, it's impossible for Shijin to actually die.
Just as Shijin splashed a layer of water on the sea surface, Yaochi Duoduo quickly scooped her back up.
Despite his face being covered in seawater, Shijin was still proud and spirited!
"Damn it! Ha! Woman, you're two-faced! You don't want me to die. Admit it, woman, you really have fallen in love with me!"
Yaochi Duoduo felt like she was going to throw up, so without thinking, she gritted her teeth and stuffed the assorted items back into the sea!
However, the next second Shijin became suspicious.
Because this time she saw clearly that there really wasn't a single fish in the sea!